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1. The Best Date You'll Ever Make by surprisepink

   Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Feb 2023

   Tags

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   • Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
   • Stede Bonnet & Lucius Spriggs
   • Lucius Spriggs
   • Black Pete (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • Stede Bonnet
   • Oluwande Boodhari
   • Jim Jimenez
   • Israel Hands
   • Fang (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Background Relationships
   • Minor Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez
   • Minor Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Shopping Malls
   • Background Poly
   • Flirty Lucius Spriggs
   • Matchmaking
   • Meet-Cute
   • Valentine's Day
   • First Dates
   • Oral Sex
   • Making Out
   • Small Penis
   • Alternate Universe
   • Israel Hands Friendly
   • Izzy is really just here for Lucius to flirt with him and Pete to go "that was hot"

   Summary

   Lucius works in a mall selling bath bombs and occasionally hitting on customers, fucking hates his job, meets a cute boy at Build-a-Bear, tries to get his weird friend (?) Stede to realize he's in love with the leather daddy that's always at Lush, goes on a couple of dates as a side effect of playing matchmaker, and tries to get the cute boy from Build-a-Bear to fall in love with him. Not necessarily in that order.

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