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Hi! If you’ve clicked on this article, I presume you’re a deity looking for a new pet, and you’re either unfamiliar with pet ownership or just owning mortals. Mortals are an excellent choice of pet- they’re very low maintenance and can be very intelligent and loving if trained correctly. However, it’d be a mistake to assume from this that they’re effortless to take care of. Mortals present a variety of difficulties for those unfamiliar with their care, and require knowledge and kindness to get the best results. Luckily for you, I’m here for the advice you need!
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Or, c!Dream falls completely into his God Complex (told through a very chipper advice post).
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i lost this and i got so sad bc this is so good and i want to come back and read it again
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Delightfully horrifying
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a gods guide to how to train your mortal by MasterRed
Dream's extremely effed up perception of mortals as pets — I really like this style of writing, the sort of blog post parody or whatever it is :)