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Incorrect WOF Quotes to fill that empty space beneath your bed </3

Summary:

As the title goes. This will be for canon and occasionally OC's. Also, if I took the quote from somewhere I will credit it, and I won't copy any that are already posted on ao3. I will also take down/remove any quotes if any belong to you and you don't want them up, have a nice day.

I took inspo from another quote acc on ao3 and I had a little space where I wrote down any random quotes that popped up in my head. cyA

 

I really hope I didn't accidentally update this and made it look like im boosting. Well, writers block sucks but RBWMUW is.. happening

Notes:

I had an alternate dragonets OC AU and there was this Icewing named Lynx. The quote popped into my head one day and its here now.

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"Name buddies! EEEEE!"
-Lynx (younger) and Lynx

Chapter 2: Doorstopper

Notes:

I was reading a WOF comment on reddit (don't remember the context) but they called Darkstalker Doorstopper. And thus, the birth of my crackkid (is that what you call them <.<)

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"Doorstopper. His name is Doorstopper."

"Foeslayer what the fuck"

-Foeslayer and Arctic

Chapter 3: Ciber; Lori

Notes:

Headcanon: Leafwing scales shift with the seasons.

Also, I really want to create backstories for Ciber and Lori. I just- ugh, the names. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

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"Ciber-! Your scales are-"

"Yeah, I know, I know, my scales are a sickly green."

"No, i meant.. your scales are turning brown."

"Oh. That happens."

-Ciber and Lori (Leafwing; Rainwing)

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"Any ship involving Whirlpool must be burned."


"whirlpool x the fiery pits of the nightwing volcano?"

Whirpool: "zamn... flying hot rocks..."



Credits to: StandardCaterpillar9, yws_eclipse, Peri_Palz, eternaldarkKirkah on Reddit in a WOF ship post.

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Viper: AAAAAAAAAAAaAaUghhh

Morrowseer: No!

Viper: (in a whisper, also with a southern accent) ohmagawsh my guardian angel.

Morrowseer: Flame!

Viper: Bitch you coulda saved me but ok fuck you too

Morrowseer: *proceeds to mourn the loss of an 'actually decent dragonet' when he totally could have saved both of them.

Fatespeaker: *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

Chapter 6

Notes:

Credits: Funked Up by OR3O

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Stonemover's ballad
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So confused (why am i so dumb)
It feels like I'm being used (these animus tunnels SUCK I could use animi magic to hide it from all tribes except nighty nights but nooo)
I'm so conflicted with you two (because obviously I can't choose the easy way out)
That I have no idea what to do (choose: amazing mother and amazing dragon; or abusive family abusive life abusive scales)
Should I stay with him and leave (because I have a fling with morrowbabayyyy)
Or should I just do as you please? (Because why not I'm an Animus and totally indebted and can't find ANY way to escape. Not like I have a love waiting for me in the outback no)
I'm just gonna take a seat (in this CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE)
As I listen to this funky beat (That of my scales slowly crystallising to stooooooooooone~)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Tamarin: *snIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

Tamarin: I smell.. colours.

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Tsunami: Why are your scales warm?

Starflight: Sandwings have natuRA- MMMF MMM!

Sunny: Because I am satans toebean.

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Darkstalker: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Strawberry*

Darkstalker, as he is shrinking: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

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Sundew: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Willow: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Sundew: No! Four to five seconds!
Willow: Too late!!!

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Qibli, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Moon: You did WHAT–
Winter: William Snakepeare

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Moon: We need to distract these guys

Qibli: Leave it to me (goes and whispers to Kinkajou suspiciously)

Kinkajou: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Winter: WE have six limbs, are we therefore insects?

Moon, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Clay and Glory, Reminiscing: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!
Turtle: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Kinkajou: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!
Umber: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.
Qibli: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!
Winter and Carnelian, harmonizingly: NO!!
Moon: Oh. Oh no.

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Bumblebee: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Sundew: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Willow: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Sundew: What's that?
Willow: You've never had leftovers???
Sundew: No, because I'm not a quitter. (proceeds to eye the frog, coming back for another sugar grasshopper

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Anemone: Top 30 reasons why Anemone is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Tamarin: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

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(After the events of arc 2)

Anemone: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Tamarin: What did you do?
Anemone: Nobody died.
Tamarin: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Glacier, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Blaze: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Glacier, with the tone of someone who is used to Blaze: Outstanding.
Glacier: This is what I’m talking about, people.

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Blister: If you had to choose between Burn and all the money I stole from Burns weirdling tower, which would you choose?
Blaze: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Burn: Blister!
Blister: 63 cents.
Blaze: I'll take the money.
Burn: BLISTER!!!

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Kestrel during combat training: So how was your day?
Clay: We almost got surprise adopted beside the river!
Kestrel: What?
Tsunami: We almost got kidnapped when we went outside.
Kestrel: Oh, okay.
Kestrel, as Scarlet and her guards storm the cave: *freezes* WAIT WHAT?!

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Scarlet, in regards to her abduction: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Ruby: Wasn't Peril with you?
Peril: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Coral: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Anemone: You’re a hazard to society
Gill: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Boa: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Glacier: Does anyone in this godforsaken war ever think before they speak

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Wasp: Can you keep a secret?
Othermind: Do you know anything about my life?
Wasp: No I do not. Good point.

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Wasp: I can explain.
Othermind: Can you?
Wasp: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Wasp: So that’s my plan.
Othermind: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Wasp: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Othermind: It fucking sucks.
Wasp: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Snowfox: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Snowfall: Twelve, actually.
Snowfox: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Snowfall: Yours!
Snowfox: That's right: no one's.

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Foeslayer: How do I deal with my enemies?
Darkstalker: Kill them
Whiteout: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Arctic: Kill them only a little?

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Glacier, trying to teach Blaze diplomacy: Great Ice Dragon, give me patience.
Blaze: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Glacier: If the Great Ice Dragon gave me strength, the war would be over.

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Glacier, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Blaze, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Cricket: Hey ea can I get a sip of your water?
Sundew: It's not water.
Swordtail: Vodka, I like your style!
Blue: It's vinegar.
Cricket: Wh-Wha-
Sundew, patting Blue on the head: It's vinegar, COWARD.

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Jambu: Welcome, fellow idiots
Glory: Hello, Jambu
Deathbringer and Jambu: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Glory: You underestimate me

Chapter 33

Notes:

I think I've found my fandom soft spot. Icewings and Sandwings who are either insane or adorably so.

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Winter: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Qibli: It’s not a joke.
Qibli: *sniffles*
Qibli: I’m a legit snack.

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Scarlet: So what do you do?
Burn: I work in purging dragons in the war, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all sisters.
Scarlet: Wow, impressive.
Burn: Then I'll move on to the other tribes.

Chapter 35

Notes:

POV: Someone actually did try to Assassinate Snowfall but you think someone else is already defending the queen and don't want to collide.

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Lynx: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Snowfall: Anything, honestly, but Icewings with freckles especially
Lynx, desperately, as ea bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Snowfall: Oh! B positive.
Lynx: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
The invisible army of Icewings:

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Burn, as she slams the first viper within the box: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Blister: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Indigo: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Clearpool's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...
Fathom: Ok, step aside.
(Cue Fathom and Clearpool sobbing)

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Darkstalker: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Clearsight: I want you to not ruin the next few thousand years for yourself.
Darkstalker: Absolutely not.

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Clay: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Peril: Clay, that's a coma.
Clay: Sounds festive.

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Blaze: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Glacier, looking at her family: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Glory: So are we flirting right now?
Deathbringer: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Glory: That doesn’t answer my question

Chapter 42

Notes:

sorry if someone finds this mass posting annoying, lol. I'll be done soon and then it will level out to slow updates.. I think

anyways, to anybody who has read this far (im looking at you, cheaters)
here is the reward.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WingsOfFire/comments/rnre84/wof_ships_i_didnt_know_existed/

Whirlpool x Volcano origins.

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Darkstalker: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Fathom: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Darkstalker: Death is a social construct.

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Whiteout: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Listener:
Listener: Whiteout, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Thougtful: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Chapter 44

Notes:

'Kay, Imma stop now to work on chapter 8 of Thaw. Sorry for this menace of a fic to society.. and enjoy the random quotes.

Most are from me personally, but some are from online/quote generators.

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Blister: Violence isn't the answer.
Burn: You’re right.
Blaze: *sighs in relief*
Burn: Violence is the question.
Blister: What?
Burn, watching Blaze bolting away: And the answer is yes.
The Sandwings, running after them: NO-

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