Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

• Yes, Continue
• No, Go Back

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

1. Monkey and Me by LadyArkin

   Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock (BBC TV 2010)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   11 Aug 2015

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade
   • Greg Lestrade & John Watson
   • Mycroft Holmes & Greg Lestrade
   • Sherlock Holmes & Greg Lestrade
   • Greg lestrade & Mummy Holmes
   • Greg Lestrade & Mycroft Holmes & Original Characters
   • Mycroft Holmes
   • Greg Lestrade
   • Sherlock Holmes
   • Mummy (Sherlock)
   • John Watson
   • Original Characters
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Flirting
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Loss of Virginity
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Bonding over food
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Developing Relationship
   • Radio Codes
   • code names
   • diabetic issues
   • Favorite Foods
   • First Kiss
   • First Time Topping
   • sneaky Mummy Holmes
   • Making Out
   • Breaking Up & Making Up
   • broken hip
   • Spies & Secret Agents
   • Heavy Drinking
   • Drinking to Cope
   • drugged & robbed
   • torture of criminal
   • Bisexual Greg Lestrade
   • Greg Lestrade as Enforcer
   • Moving in Together
   • Suit Kink
   • Marriage Proposal
   • Pet Names
   • Gun Violence
   • gun shot
   • Business Trip
   • retreat
   • BAMF Mummy Holmes
   • Mummy Holmes is the best
   • Wine
   • Family History
   • Character Background
   • Mycroft's colleagues
   • Sauna
   • Mycroft Holmes is the British Government
   • Inside jokes
   • Flowers
   • Language of Flowers
   • Unwanted Suitor
   • Weapons
   • personal security
   • new car
   • Family Heirlooms
   • Meet and Greets
   • Meet the Family

   Summary

   Mycroft needs a pretend boyfriend and turns to the first person who can help. Unfortunately, Greg Lestrade isn't the pedestrian that Mycroft wishes he would be. When it stops being pretend, Mycroft is sure to end it. But that's when things become even more serious and complicated.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   34,703

   Chapters:

   5/?

   Comments:

   12

   Kudos:

   128

   Bookmarks:

   25

   Hits:

   2,547