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Eric was sitting inside on the couch watching TV when he started hearing raindrops hit the window. He looked toward the window beside the door as he stood and walked slowly toward it to examine the outside weather.
As he looked out the window, he saw Kyle sulking down the walkway. At this point the rain had started to come down harder and Kyle was getting drenched.
Eric rolled his eyes with a smile, quickly replacing his smile with a faux grimace as he opened the door. Kyle noticed the door to his boyfriend's house opened and looked in that direction.
“Hey! Why’re you walking in the rain ya stupid Jew? You’re getting all wet, come in here.” Cartman said as he yelled at Kyle. The latter scoffed and kept walking, heading toward his house.
“Aye! Kahl! Get over here you stinky Jew!” Eric yelled, closing his eyes tightly as he yelled. Kyle sighed and turned to walk toward Eric’s house.
“You don’t need to call me names fat ass! Why did you want me here anyway? I was on my way home from Butter’s house, he wanted me to help him with his homework. I wasn’t much help but that doesn’t matter.” Kyle said, stepping into Cartman’s house. Eric scoffed as he let out a breathy laugh.
“A Jew couldn’t help with school work! Jesus Christ Kyle.” Cartman laughed as he closed the door behind Kyle. He then turned around and wrapped Kyle in a hug, though he pulled away quickly.
“Kahl! You’re all wet! Go grab some of my clothes and change into something dry dude!” Eric yelled at his boyfriend. Kyle took in a deep breath as he put his arms down having been rejected so suddenly, he then sighed loudly as he walked up the stairs to Cartman's room.
Eric smiled as he imagined his smaller boyfriend wearing his oversized clothes. He sat back in his spot on the couch as he waited for Kyle to come back downstairs.
After changing Kyle came back downstairs, stood in front of Eric and stared at him. Mr. Kitty came over to the two and tried to sit beside Cartman on the couch.
“Nnneo Mr. Kitty! That’s Kahl’s spot.” Cartman yelled at his cat and shooed her off the couch. Kyle frowned at Eric as he went over to Mr. Kitty and pet her head, cooing at her softly.
“Ya know you should really be nicer to your cat fat ass.” Kyle said as he huffed and stared at Cartman. Eric rolled his eyes and smiled.
"You look so small in my clothes Kyle." Eric knew the kind of insults that Kyle was probably thinking though he didn't care. He quite enjoyed being bulkier in stature, he had started going to the gym a few weeks after Kyle confessed to him so he wasn't as hefty but more-so solid.
"Look fat ass, what did you drag me into your house for? I could've gotten home by now and been playing on my Xbox but no! My dick of a boyfriend had to drag me into his house and for wh-" Kyles rant was cut short by Eric standing and kissing Kyle. The latter reluctantly kissed back, wrapping his arms around Cartman only to slightly hit his back out of frustration.
"I thought you were working on your anger Kyle. Hitting your dear old boyfriend isn't very nice of you don't you think?" Eric mocked as he pulled back and scoffed at Kyle. The redhead took in a deep breath as he thought up a million ways to hypothetically kill his boyfriend, though he would never do that.
“Mother fucker! I’m trying but you still haven’t told me why you wanted me here?! I was on my way home and you pulled me in here!” Kyle yelled. Eric smiled, enjoying how his boyfriend looked when slightly pissed at him.
“Well if you MUST know Kahl… I… I wanted to watch TV with you. You know, it’s a rainy day, maybe we can curl up on the couch?” Eric said quietly. He stayed attentive to Kyle's facial reactions, he’d always been nervous when being a little open about his feelings.
“... That’s kinda gay Eric.” Kyle said with a smile. He knew that Cartman wasn’t one to open up about his emotions willingly, therefore he tried to lighten the mood by joking with him.
“Jesus Christ dude. I’m trying to be open and vulnerable with you but you just HAD to go and make fun of my sexuality you fucking Jew.” Cartman smiled in response as he moved to sit back down. Kyle knew this was a typical response which meant his attempt to ease Eric’s mind and nerves was successful.
“Just saying dude.” Kyle chuckled, sitting down beside Cartman and wrapping his arms around the bulkier boy. Cartman smiled as he picked up the remote and turned to Kyle asking what he wanted to watch.
“I’m up for anything dude. Just not anything with a sex scene jackass.” Kyle responded, Cartman smiled smugly as he went over to search for ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’. Knowing the nature of this movie Kyle saw red and moved from his position, grabbing the remote and throwing it across the room.
“Jesus Kahl! What the FUCK!” Cartman smiled as he showed mock offence to the remote being thrown, knowing full well why Kyle did what he did. Though he was never going to play the movie, knowing Kyle was very uncomfortable with sexual content.
“Mother fucker! What the hell did I JUST fucking say!?” Kyle started getting heated and was seeing red as he stared at his boyfriend. Though he was working on his anger and would NEVER hit his friends/loved ones, Cartman liked to push his limits and see how far he could go until Kyle left him alone for a minute to calm down.
“Look Kyle, I wasn’t going to ACTUALLY play the movie. I just wanted to see your reaction. I’m sorry, okay?” Cartman grit his teeth at the apology, something he was still working on. Kyle knew this and decided to believe his boyfriend and accept his apology.
“Fine! But we’re watching Terrance and Philip now, fat ass.” Kyle said smiling. Cartman scoffed as he got up and grabbed the remote that Kyle had thrown across the room.
“Terrence and Philip. The KIDS show? The show that even your LITTLE brother won’t watch because he says it’s too childish?” Cartman said, tossing the remote to Kyle. The latter just rolled his eyes and smiled.
“After pulling that stunt, yes we’re watching the KIDS show. And Ike won’t watch it ‘cause he’s too caught up in politics, Canadian AND American so he doesn’t really care about two Canadians farting on each other anymore.” Kyle said matter-of-fact as he found the latest episode of the Canadian show. Cartman shook his head with a smile as he sat back down beside his boyfriend.
“Fine Kahl. I guess we can watch Terrance and Philip.” Cartman said. Kyle curled up with his boyfriend as the show started, Cartman smiling softly as his heart swelled looking up at his boyfriend.
Kyle noticed Cartman's glare and looked down at the boy. Once realising it was a glare of admiration he leaned down to kiss Eric, the latter kissing back. They shared a soft and meaningful kiss as the rain outside started to ease up outside.
“I love you fat ass.” Kyle said as he pulled away for a breath.
“I love you too you stupid jew.” Eric said, metaphorical hearts in his eyes.
Kyle flicked Cartman’s forehead at the insult, quickly kissing him as to not hear his complaint.