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Aizawa was on a man hunt, someone had stolen and drank his coffee. These dorms are going to be the start of a drinking problem. Aizawa lined up a few brats that would be the most likely to do it. The class watched with popped corn, classes were canceled to see this go down.
Frankie Aizawa age 16, pronouns she/they - His now middle spawn, She enjoys his coffee but almost always asks before they take it.
Hitoshi Aizawa age 16 he/him - His older spawn, he takes coffee like it's a drug, he was also drinking out of one of Aizawa's beloved cat mugs.
Hizashi Yadama age 35 he/him - Shouta's husband, he's always taking Shouta's coffee and Puts alcohol into it.
Bubbles the cat the asshole the first age 19+ should be dead but lives out of spite, he/him- he would knock it over.
Kaminari Denki age 16 he/they - His older spawns boyfriend, likes to pull pranks.
Kirishima Eijiro age 16 he/him- he doesn't know why he's here, he's just up there because Frankie is.
"I know who did it, and expect to be in trouble. If you want to fess up now, you won't be in as much trouble." Aizawa started, walking down the line. Everyone stayed where they were, besides Bubbles, if it was him he'd do it again.
Aizawa walked up and down the line of canadines, looking intimidating. He stopped in front of Frankie, pointing over to the integration desk. Frankie went over and Aizawa gave them the Dad stair.
"Where were you this morning?" Aizawa asked, Giving Frankie a half cold stare.
"I was cuddling with Ei." Frankie failed to look Aizawa in the eyes.
"Do you have any witnesses?" Aizawa asked, softening his tone.
"Yes, Kirishima Eijiro and Gerard." Frankie answered. Aizawa called Kirishima and Gerard the cat to the stands.
"Kirishima and Gerard, Do you swear to tell only the truth and only the truth?" Iida asked.
"I do." Kirishima nodded. "It's unmanly to lie." Kirishima frowned.
"Meow." Gerard licked his paw, he has way better things to do then be on trial.
"Okay, Kirishima was Frankie in your room?" Aizawa asked, the not natural redhead.
"Yes, we were cuddling watching a movie, I have videos to prove it." Kirishima proved that Frankie was probably innocent.
"Hitoshi Aizawa take the stand." Aizawa half yelled, Bakugo acted as the guard and moved Hitoshi up to the stands.
"Where were you this morning?" Aizawa asked.
"With Kaminari." Hitoshi smirked.
"Doing what?" Aizawa questioned.
"Do you really want to know? Well we were fu-" Aizawa cut him off.
"And Hitoshi you are done, go away!" Aizawa shouted and Hitoshi smirked.
"Does this mean I'm off the hook too?" Kaminari asked and Shouta pinched his nose.
"Kaminari, Just go away." Aizawa shook his head. "Hizashi your next." Aizawa sighed, he already had an idea of who took it.
"Yes ShoBug?" Hizashi fluttered his eyes.
"Where were you this morning?" Aizawa asked.
"I was cleaning your dirty ass sleeping bag." Hizashi deadpanned, Frankie let out a small giggle and Aizawa shot her a look, Frankie shrunk down into her seat.
"Hizashi, Did you steal my coffee?" Aizawa sighed.
"Me and you both know I don't steal coffee." Hizashi raised an Eyebrow. Shouta pointed over to the seat next to Frankie. Aizawa looked towards this class.
"I think Frankie did it." Bakugo deadpanned.
"Why's that?" Aizawa asked.
"For one she couldn't keep eye contact and she was whispering something to Kirishima." Bakugo pointed out.
"This is pretty bias considering that you don't like Frankie." Ashido pointed out.
"But look, she looks guilty." Bakugo scoffed, Kirishima placed an arm around Frankie.
"Kacchan. You're being a bit mean." Midoriya sighed.
"I did it, yes kids I lied to all of you. I stole my husbands coffee." Yadama shrugged. "You need to drink things other than coffee and alcohol Shouta."
"I told you so, Kacchan." Midoriya laughed at his boyfriend.
"Shut up." Bakugo pouted to his boyfriend.
"Wow, that was anticlimactic." Todoroki sighed, Sero's arm was around him. The class went off to do their own things and Frankie gave their Papa a questioning look.
"Papa? Why'd you take the blame?" Frankie asked.
"Because, I knew Bakugo would never let you live it down if he knew he was right. Go apologize to your Dad." Yadama smiled, Midoriya laughed a bit from over hearing yeah Yadama was right he'd never let Frankie live it down.
"Dad? I'm sorry for ta-" Aizawa cut her off.
"Kiddo, like I said. I already knew you did it. Next time ask kiddo." Aizawa ruffled her hair.
"Wait I thought you said tha-"
"I was bluffing to get you to tell me." Frankie reached out and hugged Aizawa. Aizawa Half smiled and hugged his child back. "Now go up stairs, you heathen." Aizawa laughed.
"Okay, Love you." Frankie smiled.
"Love you too." Aizawa smiled, his smile soon dropped when he heard the sound of glass breaking, he turned around and there stood the asshole himself smiling, it was Bubbles, he's called an asshole for a reason.