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in a magical place where everyone except christians are emo....

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"L--LLEELT'S GO TO A W-WENDI'S, BAKKIGOO-SAN~~!!!--" 4ft tall emo deku screams shrilly.

His chamky 7ft tall emo BF smirks, and pats his little emo kitten on the head, nearly squishing him. "*uahdhasdgsnFFFFFFF* Okay, babagril..." he says emoily.

The two emo bfs speedwalk over to the nearby greasy ass crusty dusty rusty run-down oily Wendy's, which upon entering, reveals Light Yagami in the corner, doing the griddy very passionately.

Bakkigoo-san has to tear his eyes away forcefully from the sight, as a deep greasy admiration sinks into his bones. "_-WUUWU-UUWUW..... WIGHT YAWAMI SO INSPIRWEATIONAL....." utters 4ft tall emo deku. Bakkigoo-san nods his head in agreement.

The two sights walk hunkily over to the Order Taker, behind which just happens to sit Eric Cartman from Eric Cartman's cover of Poker Face by Lady Gag!!!!!!!!

"OMG!!!!" emo deku's eyes are as big as saucies. "OMG!!!!" Bakkigoo-san grunts in reply. The two are overwhelmed with amazement.

"What do you homosexuals want," Eric Cartman asks judgmentally.

"Uhhmm... uiwu.... w-we'll t-twake some b-borgers pleez!!" replies the small deku.

"OK fucking dumbass queer homosexuals."

The two watch as Eric Cartman peels one (1) premade, musty, filthy-ass two-week-old burger off the floor and spits on it, maintaining direct eye contact with Bakkigoo-San the entire time.

Bakkigoo-san has to stop himself from compulsively biting the floor, he's so happy. "OH YEAH, HAROLD...." he grunts out, emo 7ft muscles flexing strongly.

Eric Cartman glares at the two emo men, and states, "now get the FUCK out of my store, no queers will be in my FUCKING STORE, we lauv Jesus here <3"

Bakkigoo-san scoops up the melting kawaii bbg emo 4ft deku and griddies out of the Wendy's. The two emos sexily griddy all the way back home.

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AT PART 2, BFS GO TO GET DROOGAS... WE NSEE NESXT>>

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genuinely keep reading, in my opinion it gets better

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BACK at it AGAIn... emo time!

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The two homosexual emos griddy back up the damp, musty stairs of their apartment. Along the way, they make a stop to visit their favourite weed dealer.

Bakkigoo-san carries his bbg 4ft tall emo deku up the stairs with beefy chad elegance, making sure not to drop the smushable man onto the moldy concrete beneath his feet.

"UUUWUWH....!!!" deku comments on this.

His nostrils flare heavily upon catching the scent of the zaza; and his eyes water as the Purple Guy comes into sight.

Purple Guy's eyes are bloodshot, and he is smoking on that Za. He throws his hands up into the air with pure glee upon seeing the two chadlike men, griddying on into his fine establishment.

"I 4LW4YZ CUM B4CK," William Afton warbles.

4ft tall bbg emo deku drops onto the ground like a twiddly roach before responding,

"L-LAWLZIES... N-NO ZAZA 2DAY, WILLZIES..."

Bakkigoo-san sniffs the air as he watches Purple Guy wilt, arms falling like limp noodles to his spicy sides.

"Z4Z4 4LW4YZ CUMS B4CK...." William whispers sadly.

The homosexuals turn flamboyantly, ready to head back to their dusty ass falling-apart crust-stained sweaty gamer apartment, but are stopped abruptly, lips pursed, as William pipes up with "0H W41T, 1 H34RD TH3R3'Z G0NN4 B 4 P4RT1 2N1T3!! Y0U GUYZ W4NN4 G0???"

Bakkigoo-san smirks sexily.

"OH YEAH HAROLD... time to let my ALPHA ANDREW TATE OUT.." Bakkigoo-san beats his chest like monke.

The homo emo deku and sexual emo Bakkigoo-san hurry back to their apartment to eat their crusty, grey-looking floor-dusty crispy-expired Eric Cartman Wendy's spitburger.

The two emos are going to get ready for the party soon to come.

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whuadhujawdj aughsdmf.
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THEY R IN THWIR APARTMENT...

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Bakkigoo-san pulls on his skinny jeans and his favourite MCR shirt, (which is so tight his sweaty gamer abs are seeable beneath the thin material), as emo 4ft deku wriggles into his emo skirt and Bakkigoo-san's spare MCR shirt, sniffing the cloth heavily to absorb some of that chadpha BF scent~~~~.

"U-UWU!!!" 4ft deku cries. "WWE WOOK SO SEHXY~, BAKKIGOO SAN CHAN!!!!" Bakkigoo-san nods heavily in agreement, his thick eyeliner dripping off of his chin.

Once their homosexual makeup is applied, the emo boyfriends with a severe height difference leave their crusty apartment and hop into William Afton's waiting zazamobile.

Purple Guy is really high off his za, having smoked twenty four weedpipes at once, and is currently hitting the bong. As Bakkigoo-san squishes his 7ft tall manly bod into the zazamobile, emo deku seated comfortably on his thick thighed lap, Purple Guy lets out a guttural screech and soon the weedcar is bumpily speeding through the moist, moldy midnight streets.

The Peppa Pig Themesong comes onto the radio, and the gay men in the back car can't help but to compulsively sing along, passion and raspy sexy huskiness pouring out via their full-throated voices.

Purple Guy hits the bong once more, and misses his red light.

"J1M1NY CR0NK3TS," William shrieks, accidentally hitting 5 people + Parappa the Rapper + an elderly woman. Their brains explode onto the sidewalk; it is NOT a PG Fun Time for All.

The zazamobile sits there for a few seconds in dull shock before William simply shrugs and the sharkmobile continues on its merry way.

They finally arrive at the party, and strut up to the door.

The bouncer is Jesus Christ. He's wearing chad sunglasses, and gives them a bro nod before scanning through his waitlist.

Jesus Christ looks up with a frown.

"𝓜𝔂 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓷, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽," he says holy-ly.

William Zaza Afton throws his hands up in a businessman-like way: "4WWW, W3LL,,, SHUR3 1 4M... CH3CK 4G41N," he winks.

Jesus Christ does, and then states, "𝓛𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓼𝓲𝓷, 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓸𝓷."

Purple Guy replies, "N0 N0... 1 PR0M1S3... CH3CK 1T 4G41N!!"

Jesus sighs and looks down at the list again. Bakkigoo-san takes this moment to grab his emo bf + William, and pull them quickly past The Holy Son.

"G-gwee whizz, Thawnk chuu for getting uz in Wiwwzies!!" bbg deku says shyly, looking up at William with admiration. Bakkigoo-san chimes in with a deep, manly, "YEAH THANKS POOKIEKINS."

They are about to go dance on the 40$ wallmart dancefloor, when Will suddenly pops up and sprints towards the bathroom, leaving the clueless homosexuals with only the cry of "1 H4V3 W33D 2 S3LL LOL".

7ft Bakkigoo-san understands the keyword, and segsily licks his chad alpha lips. "OH YEAH, HAROLD..."

He grabs emo 4ft deku's waist with his big meaty hands, and grunts, "DEKU HONEY SWEETIE BOO BOO SUGAR ELFIE CHRISTMAS BUNNY BEAR... HOLD MY DRINK-" he lets out a gamer gasp- "...THE WENDYS FROM EARLIER UPSET MY DELICATE SWEET LITTLE VEGAN TUM TUM..."

Before uwu deku bbg has a chance to respond, Bakkigoo-san is clutching his pants in a very convincing fake way and speeding away towards the men's room.

Emo deku looks cutely and sadly towards where his sweaty bf has just run away, holding his 300$ bottle of pure vodka in one hand, and squeaks, "ERM... OKAYIEZ...." then he turns back towards the super cool 40$ walmart parti.

MEANWHILEAZ.... INTHE ABTHROOM...

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ehwajudhjad ill c what hapepns enxt

idwnad

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IN DA BATHR)OOM.."

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Bakkigoo-san sprints Naruto-style towards the bathroom William Afton has just disappeared into, big grippers clapping on the hard stone floor as he runs.

"KAME... HAME... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Bakkigoo-san cries as he launches himself head first into the stalls, absolutely demolishing the doors. He coughs as Purple Guy's zazacloud reaches his big, meaty nostrils.

William looks up, grinning, with a raised eyebrow, as Bakkigoo-san peels himself off of the slimy floor.

"Y0U W4NN4 L1ST3N 2 K0RN??" he asks. Bakkigoo-san crosses his arms hunkily, and sashays over.

Leaning down, the 7ft tall emo furrows his brow, smiles salaciously, and whispers... "OH YEAH, HAROLD."

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mwnan while weith DEKU !!!!

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4ft tall emo deku with the MCR shirt has been waiting for his Bakkigoo-san a long time. He pouts, kawaii tears clustering in his eyes. "B-BAKKIGOO-SEMPAI, W-WHEWE AWE Y-YOO???" he wails seductively.

"YO," says a crusty voice over by the man's ear. Emo deku turns in shock, quickly turning to awe as the dude in front of him griddies closer.

"L-LIGHT ORAGAMI....." 4ft deku whispers, overcome with the greasy griddy performance shamelessly conveyed before him.

Light pops a pair of sunglasses into the shortass's trembling, twiddly fingies,

"Get sturdy, big guy," Light says confidently. Fueled by the power of the greasy griddy, 4ft deku begins to get sturdy.

Just as he's as sturdy as he'll ever be, a crackly "WEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOO" comes from behind the tiny homosexual.

"U-UWU??!" emo deku shrieks, swiveling to see Eddie Munsoon, high off his asscheeks, making an aggressive siren noise. "EUHAAAH AUAAHG UHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA THE COPS R COMING!!!!!!" the crackhead shrieks, and everybody else on the wallmart 40$ dancefloor turns to look.

The sound of like 400 cars parking echoes outside, and the cops RUSH IN.

"𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙒𝙔 𝘽𝙐𝙒𝘿𝙔 𝙂𝙒𝙀𝙏 𝘿𝙊𝙒𝙉!!!" one screeches. "𝓕𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽 100 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓪 𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓭𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓻𝓼!" Mr Beast chimes in happily.

Everyone at the party quickly smushes their bods close to the ground, (emo deku doesn't have to, though, because he's so short and ugly.)

"A-AWUUU..." 4ft deku whimpers. The cops begin to branch out, and then from across the musty ass dancefloor, Saul Goodman screams-

"𝐒𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐘!"

Everyone runs, some on four legs, some on one, all screaming. 4ft deku nearly gets trampled by the sheer amount of flabby toes scurrying by. "I-I W-WANT BAKKIGOO-SAMA..~!!!" emo deku screams crunkily, and curls into a soggy, greasy ball.

As 4ft emo MCR fan deku lies there, someone picks him up with a single beefy-ass fingie, and flings him sexily into the nearby open closet. The door is slammed onto the homosexual greaseball, but 4ft deku doesn't notice bcuz he's too busy crying for his BF.

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MEANGWHIEWL OUTASIDE>....

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Goku and Elder Kettle are interrogating Jesus Christ. They have him pinned up against the wall, and the tension between Goku and Jesus is nearly tangible.

"I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE THAT LIST, MY LORD," Goku shouts.

"𝓞𝓯 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮, 𝓶𝔂 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓭~...." Jesus says.

Goku snatches the list, and crinkles it a bit, bloodshot eyes scanning hungrily over the paper.

"Was anyone by the name of... William Afton? On your list?" Elder Kettle asks.

"𝓝𝓸, 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓸𝓷," Jesus Christ responds softly. Goku grunts in agreement. "NO WILLIAM AFTON ON THE LIST, ELDER KETTLE," he sayz.

"Have you at least seen a pixely Purple Guy around here?" Elder Kettle asks anciently.

"..."

Suddenly, wind whips up around the sunglass-wearing Son of God, and Goku can only watch, grasping at the white-robed man's gorilla gripperz, as Jesus flies back to Heaven.

"D-DAMN IT," Goku screams, tears dripping down his chin as he falls to his kneecaps. Elder Kettle watches on sadly, as he rubs circles into Goku's masculine back.

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NEXT PAWET-- BACK WIF BAKKIGOO-SAN AND WIWWIAM!!!

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i amsnwdj so sory--

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Elder Kettle sighs, and leads the still-broken alpha Goku back into the wallmart party room. Randy Marsh, the chief of police, looks over at them expectantly.

"Well?" he asks.

Elder Kettle shakes his head sadly, and Randy groans.

"...Sigh... We'll worry about him later," Randy Marsh says tiredly. "Let's just keep searching the building."

"O-On it, sir," Goku sniffs, with all the pomp that a freshly heartbroken man can muster.

The police gang tiptoes on, skittering sussily through the walmart party danceroom for a few more minutes, wrinkling their noses at various suspicious stains and occasionally attempting to eat some of the McFwies partygoers have left on the floor.

Eventually Goku discovers a slimy closet wriggling and shaking. He casually goes Super Sayan and busts the muffinfucking daddy out of that closet- and the door slides open.

4ft emo bbg femboy MCR fan deku is revealed, but to the outsiders he looks like a stray dog with rabies and not a homosexual man. He's ugly crying, and as Goku busts the door open his shrieks only grow louder, hiccuping UWU'lly.

"What... IS it..?" Randy Marsh asks cautiously.

Right before Randy Marsh could get an answer, William Afton and Bakkgoo-san slam the bathroom door open with Anime Chunk Tank power. Both are chad-levels of slumped over, grormbly panting and suspiciously sweaty. Bakkigoo-san even has his emo high quality vintage fiber 400$ MCR fanzine shirt off, exposing his juicy dadders abs!!!!

The homosexual man, previously thought to be a rabid animal by the police, perks up. "AHHA..>EUGA<,,,, AEEH;......... AHHWAAAAAAA.... SMSFF>....!!!!", 4ft deku screeches. He spiders sexily over to his Bakkigoo-sempai on all 4 legs, rotund buttocks jiggling behind him.

"*euh...* SNIFFFFFFFFFFF... waah... b-bwiggle w-wiggle... where w-were c-chu???" he asks desperately, big round puppy dog eyes looking seductively up at his hanky BF, who is straining against the primal, carnal urges those salacious eyes are giving him.

"U_UGHMMG>... (OH YEAH, HAROLD...) ME AND WILL WERE......." Bakkigoo-san grunts out.

Before he could explain, Mr. Beast calls out from behind him. The two gays turn to see the cops with their guns out, and they're aimed at William.

"THAT'S HIM! That's the purple guy!"

Randy smirks. "Tch.. Time's up, Will." He gets ready to fire... "Hands up."

William puts his rectangular hands in the air, purple sweat trailing down his face. "N0W N0W, G3NTL3M3N..." A certain dark look crosses across his visage, and before the popo can respond, Purple Guy pulls out a PewDiePie grenade and yanks the pin.

"SHIT!"

The cops dive away from the blast, the high pitched PEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEE sound that's squealing out of the PewDiePie grenade hurting their delicate widdle ears so bad that they begin to bleed.

Across the room, Purple Guy begins to drag the 4ft emo deku and 7ft emo chad Bakkigoo-san away from the scene. "W3 G0TT4 Z00M... N0 T1M3 F0R Z4," William hisses.

It's a struggle to get in the car on time- emo deku is whining every step of the way ("EUGHH>>> SNIFF.... WHAT"S H-HWAPPENING??"), and Bakkigoo-san's thick thighs barely fit into the zazamobile- but they make it.

William Afton steps on the gas.

As the purple car zooms out of the parking lot, the cops, now recovered, hurry into their respective cars. Randy Marsh's just so happens to be a Hello Kitty Limited Edition car, which makes the whole situation a lot more threatening.

"GO GO GO- WE'RE SO CLOSE, DAMNIT!!" Randy yells as they begin to drive after the escaping brodudes.

Back with the gang, Will is shrieking at the top of his teeny pixel lungs. "GR44444H;;; T34M 00M13 Z00M13!!!!!!!" he wails. The zazamobile makes a sharp turn, squishing the now-griddying thicc Bakkigoo-san and 4ft wailing bbg deku into the moldy ass wall of the car.

There's a sickening THUD, as William goes sailing over the speed limit into some kid with an orange parka.

Across the way, Bakkigoo-san hears two 8 year olds shriek, their voices shrill-

"OH MY GOD... THEY KILLED KENNY!!!!"

William doesn't even notice, the expression on his face set into a grim scowl.

"GO FASTER, DAMNIT," Bakkigoo-san cries.

The rabid, slimy, widdle deku bbg BF shudders, and curls deeper into the thick, abbalicious, well-endowed chest of his Bakkigoo-san. His grippers curl slightly too, and Bakkigoo-san notices this, so he begins to massage 4ft deku's dogs, pulling small grunts from the smaller.

Back with the brave cops, Goku grabs the speakerphone sitting in the back of his Jesusmobile. "PULL. OVER," he screams.

"First purple car to pull over gets ONE MILLION DOLLARS," Mr. Beast adds.

Purple Guy clicks his tongue, and glances back at the passengers he's carrying in the back.

"D4MN 1T...."

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DCYA INF ACtb 6!!!! WUAYAYAY!!

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Back wiff Wiww and da gwang :333

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William, despite the current high-stakes cop chase, begins slowing down. The zazamobile is no longer WAUAUAUUAUAUGAGGAGAing along the highway; it begins pulling into a suburban neighborhood instead.

"R-RESPWECTFUWWY, SIR WILLY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YWOU DOING??" 4ft deku demands, to no avail. All of a sudden, the za'd up purple man reaches behind him, and the gay man startles skwarnkgly away.

There's a bit of rustling, and the eggplant zazaboy looks increasingly frustrated before finally, he unearths a pile of rustles and monochrome lace. "F1N4LLY... MY B1GB0Y S3XYP4NTS...!" William cries, hurriedly exiting the vehicle to put his "bigboy sexypants" on.

Faint grunts, and shouts of "G0D FUCK1NG D4MM1T!" echo outside the car door, and the cop's sirens are only getting louder. After an awkward minute or two, William slides back into the car, having donned a sexy maid outfit. He has a satisfied look on his face, and turns slowly towards them, eyebrows raised.

Before they can respond, he raises a singular pixellated finger and smugly adds, "1 G0T 4 GL0CK 1N MY R4R1!"

The two BFS, Bakkigoo-san and 4ft emo deku, look at each other with a mix of terror and admiration, before turning back towards the purple zazaman and nodding in solemn, sweaty gamer appreciation.

"S-sweventeen shots in m-mwy M-mowwy," 4ft deku adds softly and shyly, fingies tangled behind him. Bakkigoo-san grins, sweating in pure ecstasy at his BF's sexy words, and has to stop himself from eating the ceiling right there and then.

However, Bakkigoo-san never gets the chance, because a pink Hello Kitty car has pulled up next to them. The cops jump out, and Goku pulls out an AK47, keeping it pinned directly on William's unmentionables.

"You're coming with us, egg boy," Elder Kettle wheezes.

Bakkigoo-san and emo deku hold each other's hands, in fear of what is going to happen to their relationship now that their attractive baddie of a weed dealer has been arrested. Their greasy skins meet, and a spark of love forms between them just like the first time they met all those years ago.

"W-w-what a-awe w-we going t-to d-dwo, Bakkigoo-sempai??" Emo 4ft bbg deku whimpers, as he begins griddying out of compulsive stress. "DON'T WORRY, HAROLD..." Bakkigoo-san grunts. "ZAZA ALWAYS CUMS BACK." Bbg deku's eyes widen, and he watches out the window as William Afton is dragged away towards the cop car.

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Unbeknownst to the virgin unchad popo dragging Daddy Willers towards the car, Zazaman still has a PewDiePie grenade left over. "4M4T3URS...." he thinks- "TH3Y D1DN'T 3V3N S34RCH M3." William's face takes on a manic grin.

"H3H3H4H4!!!!!" Purple Guy cackles. As the police turn their heads back around, so hard their necks make CWAKAKAMAKWKA sounds, William yanks out the second grenade and bashes it on the ground so hard his grippers bounce up a bit.

Zaza Boy instantly skeddaddles back to his purple car on all fours, using just the tips of his fingies and toes.

"W-WAOW, ZAZAMAN...." Emo deku whispers as the maid-dress-clad purple man hops back into the vehicle.

"Z4Z4 4LW4YS CUMZ B4CK!" William declares proudly.

The car zooms back down the street in time to hear shouts of "FUCK!" and the noise of a Big Boom behind them.

"Where are we going, Big Daddy?" asks Bakkigoo-san manly-ly, while licking his own mushy abs.

"W3'R3 G01NG TO R31G3N'Z H4UZE," William smirks.

And they do.

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IKN ACT 6 PART 2.... TEY ARE FGOING TO REIGENS HOUSE>.. UMBER 2 TUMBLR SEXYMAN>..... WHAT WILL HAPPEN>>>????

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The gang arrives at Reigen's house. It is on fire. This is a very minor detail that nobody actually cares about, so William goes up and knocks on the door.

"KN0CK KN0CK, 1T'Z Y0UR F4V0UR1T3 P0URP0L3 S3XYM4N!" William chirps cheerfully.

4ft emo deku watches as the door cautiously creaks open, and an eye stares out warily. A gasp of recognition is heard, and the hinges squeal as the door spins open fully.

"C'mon in," a serious voice sounds out. The three step cautiously into the burning building, disregarding the flames that lick at their feet.

William flops himself down onto the first couch he sees. A burst of blue liquid runs out of the couch, and Bakkigoo-san cringes away from the flow as if he'd been told it was ball-removing bleach. 4ft deku, meanwhile, has also seated himself on the couch, and is now regretting his life choices, for,

Reigen's couch is, indeed, soaked in Gatorade.

Purple Sexyman has no problem with this, but literally everybody else in the 3-person group does. "EUUUUHSSM FSNIIIIFF.. SHRIEKKKKK MY SKIRTTT IS WEEEET GRAAAAAAH TAAAAGHHE EUUUUUG JSIIHUUU HUUUUUUUUU," emo deku screeches.

Bakkigoo-san grunts, and smiles chadly, knowing his time has come. "OH YEAH, HAROLD..."

With a sexy slurp, Bakkigoo-san pounces on the squishy couch, and affixxes his puffed-out lips to the cushions, all while staring his sexy boyfriend straight in the eyes, a look of pure adoration locked into them. And he begins to suck, gulping every pull of stale, Kool-Aid flavoured Gatorade out of the crusty seating and down his thick, meaty throat. "THMIHS IF FOR YOU... KITTEN...." he mumbles, watching as 4ft bbg emo deku begins to cry, sobbing at the plaintive display of affection before him.

Across the couch, William is relaxing, laid on his stomach like a teenage girl, kicking his feet happily in the air. He smiles seductively at Reigen, Purple Man's frilly maid dress only adding to the lustful look.

Reigen sighs. "Y'know, Will, things just... haven't been the same, since I lost the Tumblr Sexyman poll." The greatest psychic of the 21st century twiddles his thumbs and watches the pixellated purple man, lost deep in thought.

William is seemingly affected by Reigen's serious mood, and unclasps his hands in order to manually clear his throat. (As he is a pixel man, he can't clear his throat normally. Manual... intervention is required.) After a bit of choking on his own fingers, he manages it, and tells the psychic (who had been watching the finger consuming with nothing short of a carnal desire in his eyes), "R31G3N, 1 4M B31NG HUNT3D BY C0PZ... 4ND 1 4M 4LL 0UT OF Z4."

Reigen tents his fingers in front of his face, and sighs once more. "Fine. You may hide in the basement."

William perks up, and so do the two boyfriends, who had previously been doing something unspeakable with the Gatorade and the couch. "HOWEVER!" Reigen shouts, stopping them before they could continue.

"HM?" Purple Guy asks, cocking his head.

"You owe me 12 lice," the psychic finishes.

"S33MS F41R!" William chirps. He grabs the two boyfriends by the ankles and throws them at the wall, somehow managing to shift them perfectly into the basement.

Once Will and Reigen are alone, Will winks at the latter, who blushes furiously. "1'LL B3 L00K1NG F0RW4RDS T0 G1V1NG Y0U TH0S3 L1C3, R31," Will whispers. Before Reigen can respond, Will is skipping down into the basement, lace garments rustling as he does so.

Once the whole gang has scurried sexily on into the basement, Bakkigoo-san wrinkles his nose in disgust.

There's pale stains all over the walls, and Bakkigoo-san's bare toes are dripping in a suspicious fluid, gathered in a white puddle on the floor. "It smells like Reddit Mod legs in here," he grumbles chadly.

4ft deku tries to squeak something out, grasping for his 7ft chadders BF's hand, but the lights flick on, and the three are greeted with a terrifying sight.

In the basement, they see.....

Dreamy creamy weamy, and Gogy woggy poggy soggy doggy in stripper tights. The two are covered in a thick white substance, and dressed very skimpily, with Gogy's thin tights barely containing his 12 cheese borgers.

Dreamy Creamy seems not too worried upon seeing the three, and simply groans.

"Too much cream..." he whispers.

Gogy woggy poggy soggy doggy in stripper tights, however, screams in a caveman manner, and begins to beat his little uwucat chest, asserting DOMINANCE. His shrill shrieks and "OOGA UGG"s pierce the air, and 4ft emo deku begins to cry.

Of course, Bakkigoo-san immediately jumps to his sexy bbg BF's defense, and begins beating his chest even harder than the small uwucat.

"IAMTHEDOMINANTALPHA!!!!" Gogy woggy poggy soggy doggy in stripper tights screams, furious at this interruption of his ritual. Dreamy Creamy simply sighs.

William sits down on the creamy floor, unbothered, as the shenanigans ensues, perfectly happy to wait and imagine giving those 12 lice to Reigen later.

However, his daydream is interrupted as red-blue lights begin to flash...

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WEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! WEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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yes yes yes :DDD-

jhae funn!!

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"SH1T," Purple Zazaguy hisses. Emo 4ft bbg deku looks up at him in sobbing, damp puddle form. "W-Whawt???" he whimpers. "TH3 C0PZ 4R3 H3R3!" William scoffs.

Gogy woggy poggy soggy doggy in stripper tights whips his head around furiously, stopping the chestbeating contest he and Bakkigoo-san had been hunkily initiating beforehand. "MSHAHSGHGARMWOWOOF," he snarls, displeased with this new information.

Dreamy Creamy, over in his cream-filled corner, simply sighs for the third time in the last two chapters.

"WE GOTTA SCURRY," Bakkigoo-san grunts, muscles shiny, smooth and polished in the creamy basement light.

"BUT H0W? TH3 GR33N, CR34MY G3NTL3M4N 0V3R TH3R3 1S R3STR41N3D BY CH41NZ..." William Afton responds grimly.

Before Bakkigoo-san can come up with an answer, Gogy woggy poggy soggy doggy in stripper tights is feverishly pouncing upon Dreamy Creamy's chains, froth dripping from his animalistic teeth. The grass-colored Teletubby has at least some manner of surprise in his eyes, which is a given, considering his Alpha 1ft UwU Cat Boyfriend is on all four legs and chewing through solid steel.

4ft deku watches this encounter with admiration in his eyes, reforming from the sobbing, melty puddle he had once been. He tiptoes over to Bakkigoo-san as the ferocious UwU Alpha finishes his metallic meal. "B-BWAKKIGOO-SENPAPI...." he whispers. Bakkigoo-san cocks one finely sculpted, sexy eyebrow, leaning down to where his next-level sexy boyfriend was griddying nervously.

"YES, KITTEN?" he rumbles.

"I-I w-wawna d-dwo t-that wiff y-you somedway, Senpai Daddy..." bbg deku replies, eyes shimmering in awe of the feral sight ahead of them. Bakkigoo-san chuckles, amused at his hot little BF's hot new idea.

Soon, the group has freed Dreamy Creamy, and Gogy's 12 cheeseborgers slap against his thighs as they all begin to scurry away from the cream-filled basement. Emo deku watches Dreamy Creamy very closely as they go.

Once the whole group has reached the light of day, Dreamy Creamy sighs, but this time it's a good sigh. "Too much cream...." he murmurs, sunshine lighting the smooth curves of his face, sparking his hair and causing the soggy man to appear almost angelic. "I haven't seen daylight in four decades..."

Something within the newly gained fact that Dreamy Creamy and Gogy are somewhere in their 50's but still look 8 sparks a rage in bbg deku for reasons unknown. Maybe he'd been smoking too much of that Za lately, but before Bakkigoo-san or Gogy woggy poggy soggy doggy in stripper tights can stop him, 4ft deku leaps at Dreamy Creamy with a wolflike howl.

"0H G00D H34V3NZ!" William cries, taken aback (but also slightly sparked up) by Deku's aggressive assault on Dreamy Creamy's ankles.

"GRAGSWGGHRGAGGAGRGAGAGEAEAEEAEAARRARARARRARARARARAGGARARARARAAAAAAAAA," bbg emo 4ft MCR fan Deku shrieks, letting his body flap loose around him as his mouth chomps along like Pac-Man. Before they know it, Dreamy Creamy is gone, and 4ft deku's bloodstained lips are the only hint that he ever even existed.

There's a squeaking noise from behind the ballsack-crazy femboy, and as William's stunned gaze reaches the source, it reveals Gogy. He's slowly shriveling up at the shock of seeing his hot, creamy husband consumed like a McDonalds chicken nuggie Pac-Man style. He melts into a pile of skin and bone under the early-morning sun, with nothing more than a shrill "PBBTTTBTBTBT" accompanying the death.

A few seconds pass where Purple ZazaGuy comes to terms with the fact that he's going to need the absolute Fattest puff of 'za when he gets back home, and then his pixellated purple foot kicks the skinsack a few feet of distance away.

William shrugs, and then that's that.

Bakkigoo-san, meanwhile, failed to even notice Gogy's deflation.

His eyes were rich, teary, and bubbling with emotion. His thick, chadlike lips were damp + puffy with silvery saliva and lust. His hands were trembling, and his lower half was experiencing things I cannot mention here for the sake of my family-friendly reputation.

"DEKKI WEKKI... POOKIE SUGAR BEAR.. MY SEXY SHREK..." Bakkigoo-san whispers, barely daring to believe the sight before him. "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BABAGRIL..." he moans.

4ft deku is now completely sated of his previous homicidal urges, and skips happily over to his groaning fellow homosexual. He takes the man's beefy hand in his own fragile, delicate one, feeling the thick sweat dripping between their palms.

It's the most romantic moment in their lives, and maybe that's why they haven't noticed the popo, who arrived mid-Dreamy Creamy-consumption, and are currently either calling their mothers to say goodbye or praying to Jesus up in Sexy Boy Heaven to come save their souls from the demonic cannibal femboy before them.

Goku's shaky hands withdraw his AK-47, and with one more quick prayer, shoots Deku straight in the balls.

Or, where his balls *should* have been, because Deku has noticed them just in time, and has activated One for All at 6.9%. Using this super speedy power, he dodges the shot, and drags his chunky BF with him.

Zaza Afton scrambles out of the way just in time, and makes a mad dash for his purple zaza-filled car, bounding behind the quirk-powered homosexuals.

Somehow, the three men manage to squeeze themselves sweatily into William's car. As the doors slam and they scramble to get away from the stray bullets Goku and Elder Kettle are shooting through their windows, Willy grabs one of his nearby 'zas and takes a hit.

4ft deku whimpers again, all bravery fallen at the knowledge that this car is about to be driven by someone who is High with a capital H.

"0000000HHHH MYYYY G0000000D....." Willers groans. "1'M G0NN4 BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST..........................."

Bakkigoo-san's nostrils flare in impatience. "C'MON WILLY BEAR, STEP ON THE GAS!! WE DON'T HAVE LONG BEFORE- MMPH!"

Bakkigoo-san's angry, beefy tirade is cut short by Randy Marsh's busty ass crashing through the window glass and slamming into his cheek. Randy's breath is short, and he's panting, but it stuns Willers long enough for Goku to viciously bonk his maid-dress-clad head, causing the pixelly purpleguy to pass out in the front seat.

"IT'S SMACKIN' TIME, BOYS....." Elder Kettle bellows, flashing them a sharp-toothed grin.

4ft emo deku bursts into tears.

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WAGAHGSHS COOL FINALE COMING SOON UWU---

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2 endings there will be

bad and good end

this is the bad end

good end coming soon

long ass chapter god damn

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"You're coming with us!" cries Goku.

"N-NOOOOO!" sexy 4ft deku cries soggily, but there's nothing he can do. Bakkigoo-san flexes his nostrils chadly, accepting defeat.

The gang is soon assembled on the sidewalk, hands behind their backs.

Randy Marsh squats down beside them, ass smacking lightly in the wind. "You're getting in my Hello Kitty Car," he growls, "and you're going to JAIL." Goku and Mr Beast, one on either side of him, nod firmly.

"FUCK..." William Afton hisses, disgruntled. His maid dress crumples slightly as Goku grabs him, using his thick chadders fingies to capture the elusive Purple Guy.

"Oh my Jesus... Randy, look, I'm holding a bad guy!!!" Goku cries, eyes shining like a kid in on Christler. Randy does not care, and ignores his pseudo-son, leaving Goku's mega-sized heart to crack open and drain on the sidewalk.

Once all 3 war criminals have been pulled up and into custody, Randy Marsh begins to walk them back to his Hello Kitty Car, asscheeks clapping so hard that Bakkigoo-san's ears begin to bleed.

"AW SHIT," Bakkigoo-san roars softly. "I DON'T WAMT BLUBBY EARBALLS," he laments.

"Shut up, and I'll give you ONE BILLION DOLLARS!" Mr Beast yells. Bakkigoo-san shuts up, thick lips clamping sexily down on one another, the perfect "POP" sound doing something unspeakable to 4ft MCR fan emo deku's lower parts.

However, this does not seem to alleviate 4ft deku's suffering....

"AAAH EDUH RR AAWDDARRAAA G-GWEASE FIRE G-GWREASE FIRE AAA ERUHHH GRRHB YYYUU HUURRR AAAHB MAMMA MAMA DCGFSSS I N_NWE-EEED MY CWACK I NWEED MY FWIX!!!! i d-dwont wanna g-go to j-j-jaiwl b-bawakkigwoo- san," bbg deku whines, tugging on Bakkigoo-san's crusty, creamy emo trousers.

Bakkigoo-san's face flushes heavily, and he begins to make squeaky shoe noises. Bbg deku tries once more to get an answer, and Bakkigoo-san begins to imitate a fire alarm in response (he needs drugs.)

Purple Guy scoffs at the sight. "1 W15H 1 H4D MY Z4...." he groans.

Randy Marsh and his thick clapping asscheeks stop outside the doors of his Hello Kitty Car, and slam the doors open. Elder Kettle is waiting in the shotgun seat.

"GOKU... DO IT," he says angrily.

Goku salutes firmly. "YES SIR AMERICA RULES SIR!!!!!!!!!", and proceeds to bodycheck the gang into the car. They topple like dominos, 4ft deku's spindly legs flailing in the air as he howls in protest. Bakkigoo-san falls like a fleshy meatpillow, moaning as his face smacks into the strawberry-scented cushions of the back car seat.

Willy, meanwhile, falls incredibly sexily, hands behind his head, eyebrows raised, maid dress rising up more than is acceptably modest. Goku blushes lightly at the sight, but tears his eyes away as the 3 cops get into the front seats (somewhat uncomfortably, because Mr. Beast is sitting on Goku's chunky, muscly thighs, but they manage.)

The ride to jail is surprisingly quiet. William is sitting, arms crossed, staring annoyedly out the windows, waving away any interaction, and the only noises audible are bbg MCR fan deku's teensy weensy sobs, the sounds of the two homosexual BFs making out, and Randy's angry grunting road rage spells.

When the Hello Kitty Car finally pulls up to jail, Randy grabs a spatula and makes his way along to the back door. Mr. Beast, Elder Kettle, and Goku get out behind him, perfectly in sync.

"W-whawt d-dwo u n-need that s-spwawtula f-fwor?" bbg deku whines. Randy Marsh smirks. "Whips ain't legal in this here jail... BUT SPATULAS ARE."

Immediately getting the message, Deku screeches, and balls up into an eensy weensy uwu griddying shameful ball of femboy, pressed against his chanky muscular BF's powerful abs.

Bakkigoo-san flexes his muscles heavily, panting slightly with the grease from his griddying BF next to him.

"C'M00000N," William sneers, one hand propping his head up on the windowsill of the car. "Y0U C4N'T D0 SH1T T0 M3... 1 4LW4YZ CUM B4CK!" He laughs a little, and then resumes his smirk from earlier. "S0 JUST TRY 1T, R4NDY M4RSH...!"

Randy shivers, losing a bit of his bravado. Goku and Mr. Beast, meanwhile, feel their hearts beat a little harder in their chests, and Goku nearly can't control himself from chomping the nearby lamp-post.

"Just- Just grab them, idiots," Randy hisses.

"You're acting a bit like a tsundere, Dad," Goku supplies helpfully as he goes to grab William. Mr Beast, over by the BFs, nods his head in agreement. "Yeah, Dad, try not to act so much like a tsundere. I'll give you 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓭𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓻𝓼!" Elder Kettle suppresses a laugh from behind the two, snickering gently.

Randy's scowl grows deeper. "I'm not your father figure, you dadless booboo boyos! Now take those crims into where the cops can deal with 'em!"

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Soon enough, the gang is being yanked through the slightly damp and moldy halls of the country prison. William's maid dress is considerably stained and musky by now, and the weed dealer sighs. "TH4T W4Z 4 P3RF3CTLY G00D S3XY B1GB0Y DR355," he murmurs.

7ft chadders Bakkigoo-san is more than slightly concerned about the tiny homosexual clinging onto his leg, however. 4ft emo bbg MCR fan deku is frothing at the mouth, bawling his eyes out, the idea of jail so abhorrent to him that he'd apparently "-W-WATHER D-DWIE T-THAN G-GWO TO JAWIL, G-GONNA SHWIVWEL UP WIKE GOGY WOGY POGGY SOGGY DOGGY IN S-STWIPPER TIGHTS, GONNA GET EATEN LIKE DREAMY CWEAMY-" and other such screeches and whines.

A single tear drips down 7ft Bakkigoo-san's cheek at his boyfriend's suffering. He begins to solemnly griddy as the cops continue to drag the three towards their awaiting jail cell.

Elder Kettle jingles his keys as they arrive, hastily going to unlock the iron-barred door.

"PUT 'M IN!" roars Randy Marsh, who is practically quivering at the knowledge that he's finally nabbed a success in his long, hard career, and can purchase that limited edition Hello Kitty gucci handbag that caught his eye at the Hot Topic they passed on their way to the jail.

Goku grabs Bakkigoo-san, arranges him into a T-pose, and then absolutely fucking chucks him into the cell. He lands in the Family Guy Death pose, chadlike face mushed onto the grimy, slimy stone flooring, with an audible *cronk.* His neck is bent at definitely not the best angle for a human's neck to be in, but Goku simply shrugs.

At the sight of the probably-dead Bakkigoo-san, 4ft bbg deku begins sobbing, and skitters with his little itty bittiy feetsies towards his 7ft chanky BF, arms out in desperation.

When Goku turns to William, enthusiastic and ready to throw him into the cell with momentum surely just as deadly, William backs up a bit. "H-H0LD 0N TH3R3, BUDDY 0L' P4L... 1 C4N W4LK!"

Goku sighs, shoulders drooping. "Fine then... go in." He holds the door open for the purple-skinned man, who strides sexily (but warily) into the moldy cell.

The cops slam the door, and before Willers can protest, they've left, sashaying off with all the confidence of a model walking down the runway, defined asscheeks and arms shining in the musty prison light. Bbg deku is still sobbing over the corpse of his 7ft chonky chadders BF.

"...SH1T," William says, and sits down.

"Yeah, this fucking sucks," the actually-not-dead Bakkigoo-san says. 4ft bbg deku stops his sobs, gasping. "B-BWAKKIGOO SEMPAI?????!?!?!!?!" he shrieks.

"Hoiya, Seggsy Babagrill," Bakkigoo-san utters softly, and then the two begin kissing passionately on the crusty musty dirty ass floor of the county prison.

Zaza Afton turns away from the sight, and locks eyes with the man in the cell across from them.

"L-L1GHT 0-0R4G4M1??" he yelps. The deteriorated, slimy, stringy man across from Purple Guy nods sadly, arms and legs twitching in a sad mock-griddy.

"W-William-" Light coughs, and then coughs again, and then faceplants onto the stone floor, body still griddying painfully. It looks like one of his legs is broken. Willy grimaces.

Purple Zaza's eyes drift up to the sign on the door to Light's cell, which say: "ILLEGAL JESUS PARTY HOST- HIRED SON OF GOD AS BOUNCER. PUNISHMENT: GRIDDY TO DEATH."

Light twitches, and groans.

Turning away from the pitiful sight, William's gaze roams back to Bakkigoo-san and 4ft MCR fan emo deku. Not really noticing what they're doing, he slinks over to the wall to rest, and crosses his arms.

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After only a few days in jail, the gang is considerably damaged.

4ft emo deku's MCR clothes are all ripped, and Bakkigoo-san has been unable to move from his own sticky pool of blood, sweat, tears, drool, cream, piss, and other various fluids, since Goku broke his spine throwing him into the prison cell.

William has been without za for days, and constantly murmurs about his "Z4, Z4Z4, 1 N33D 4 H1T, 1'M G0NN4 BUUUUST......", while clawing at the stoneblock wall, frothily nibbling at the brick with his sharp teeth, and skittering around on all four legs like a spider.

He's made a surprisingly considerable dent, and none of the cops have noticed so far, so Willers thinks this is probably the best plan he could utilize right now.

All of a sudden, Bakkigoo-san begins to cough.

"AAUCHK HAC OEOOEH AJHHASH HDHDUSUAOOOOOCKCKC HOOOO COK C)OOOOOOCK AOOAOOAOA HCHDHUCCAUFGH CAUFG," he hacks thickly, somehow having twisted himself out of his Family guy Death Posing, disgusting, bloody cream pool-inhabiting, slug of a previous pose.

"OH MY GAWD BAKKIGOOSEMPAI!!!! R_RR___RrRRR-R UUU O-OKAWYAY??!?!??" 4ft MCR fan emo bbg deku screeches, tears beginning to well up in his little uwu femboy eyes as he whimpers.

Bakkigoo-san is crouched like a feral monkey on the floor, coughing so close to the musty, crusty floor that his thick, chadlike nose is practically digging into it. "D-DEKU...." he chokes out. His sexy 4ft BF cuddles up close to his beefy chest, slim paws sliding up his shirt seductively. "Y-Ywes, B-Bawkidaddy?...." bbg deku whispers.

"....I'M- *HASUSUCKS CIYCGHC OCUCGH*** D-DY-...." Bakkigoo-san manages. Deku stares at him for a few seconds, putting the puzzle pieces together as he griddies anxiously. "G-grewse k-kun....?..... D-Dy-... ing. .. O-OWH MY W_WLORDY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!>!!!?!???????" the tiny homosexual greaseball screams as he realizes what the beefcake above him means.

Bakkigoo-san simply nods sadly, and clutches his BF close to his creamy, slimy chest. Another pathetic wheeze leaves his chapped, puffy, sexy chadboy lips.

MCR fan deku's high pitched shrieks don't stop, despite how badly William "Zaza" Afton wishes they would. "B4KUG0," he starts, placing a sympathetic hand on the taller's shoulder.

However, instead of the touch being comforting or relieving, William's now-slimy hand seems to set off a chain reaction. First, Bakkigoo-san lets out a deflating whine, like a balloon's air leaking. Then, bbg deku lets another horrified shriek as 7ft creamy emo Bakkigoo-san crumbles into dust before his eyes.

There's a moment of shocked silence.

Bbg deku's lip begins to trembley wembley. The budding tears in his eyes grow in size, and his high-pitched shriek returns. "AAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWDHDWHWDGHDWHGDHGWDJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!!" he yelps.

The shriek this time, however, is different. As William watches Deku scream and cry, he notices an odd movement in the bbg boyo's fleshy arms. There's a *cronk cronk SLURP*, and Deku's flesh begins to dehydrate, stretching like leather along his femboy-form bones.

Soon enough, Deku has pulled a Gogy, and shriveled up next to the remains of his sexy hunky dead BF.

There's another moment of rather disturbed silence, and then William shrugs. "0H W3LL," he says. Purple Guy turns abruptly and heads back to his rather massive wall-hole, where he can nearly see the light of day. Muttering about Za once more, he stares at it.

(He was confident in his feral little method of escape, and he'd be getting out of there with or without the "main characters" in tow, anyway.)

Cracking his knuckles, the maid-dress-clad, bloody-and-slimy weed-dealer purple sexyman got to work.

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Around 3am, there was a knock on Reigen's mildly charred, still smoking house.

"Who on Earth...?" the #2 tumblr sexyman murmured.

Clad in his blue babygirl pajamas, Reigen from the hit series Mob Psycho 100 trod sleepily over to the front door, and cracked it open. He did a double take at the sight that greeted him, for there, standing in Reigen's doorway, was William "Zaza" Afton.

His arms were tucked seductively behind his back, and he was rocking back and forth eagerly in the early morning light. Normally, Reigen would be happy to see him, but Will's face sported a manic grin, and he was still wearing the maid dress he had been wearing the last time they met.

Actually, now that Reigen squinted, William's "bigboy sexypants" were rather... filthy. Mold, blood, and a white substance Reigen would no longer wish to identify caked it, and it was in tatters. Reigen was seeing much more of William's skin than was safe for his sanity, honestly.

He'd need to change Afton out of those, and fast.

Clearing his throat, the baby blue nightgown-clad man looked back up to Will, meeting his dark purple gaze with a lustfully vibrant look of his own.

"So..." he trailed off.

William smiled even larger, if that was even anatomically possible.

He leaned hard against the doorway, and reaching a single pixellated purple arm out, began tracing Reigen's chest with his fingers.

"1'V3 JUST R3M0V3D MYS3LF FR0M 4 R4TH3R.... ST1CKY S1TU4T10N, R31G3N," he began.

Reigen felt a small smile twitch onto his face, and glanced back down at the gooey maid dress. I can see that, he thought, but he kept the idea to himself.

"4ND 1 F1GUR3D," William continued, "TH4T S1NC3 1 0W3 Y0U TH0S3 TW3LV3 L1C3 4ND 4LL...

"....M4YB3 Y0U'D H4V3 S0M3 SP4C3 F0R M3."

A moment passed looking into each other's eyes. Reigen swallowed thickly.

"Of course, William.... Come in."

With a "I-knew-it" kinda smirk, Willy sashayed into the washed-out-#2's charcoally home with all the flair of a man who knows what he's about to get himself into.

Reigen closed the door, and when he turned back to Purple Guy, the Afton man was holding the door to his bathroom open, one eyebrow raised.

"S0, R31..." the purple pixelman whispered.

"G0NN4 C0M3 H3LP M3?"

A breathless chuckle left Reigen's chest unbidden.

"C'mon, Will. You know me."

Without waiting for a response, Reigen headed towards the bathroom.

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WOOOWOWOWOWOOW CONCLUSION OF ACT 8 BAD END... UWU... NHYA....

i think a lot of it was unnessecary and i should have made this shorter. it's like 1/4 of the fanfic's word count rn

aaa whatever i'm gonna make the good end in a bit

sorry for taking so long to put this out lelll

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guys. ....guys.....
i am so sorry i deprived you of the good ending.... bro...

basically the script for this one was that everyone escaped from jail bc goku never broke bakkigoos neck & william chewed a hole in the wall faster
they went back to their homes and smoked weed

then william got a booty call from reigen and went to give him those lice, so the scene from last chapter happened but will was wearing new sexyclothes & it wasn't 3am

yeah..... yeah thats about it man....

sorry for depriving yall of the chapter!!!!!! i am not going to finish it!!!!!
u can if u want tho.

ya thanks 4 reading 💪💪💪