Work Text:
Izuku: KACCHAN
Izuku: KACCHAN OMG
Izuku: KACCHAN
Izuku: OMG
Izuku: KACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Izuku: YOU WON TBELIVE IT
Izuku: IF YUO DOTN ANSWER ME RIHGT NOW ISTG
Izuku: KACHCHAN I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETNIGN
2:09 AM
Katsuki: What the hell could you possibly have on your mind at 2 in the damn morning?
Katsuki: In fact, why are you even AWAKE at 2 in the morning?
2:13 AM
Izuku: hey
Izuku: dont act like you aren’t awake too
2:14 AM
Katsuki: Actually, my phone woke me up bc I have notifications on for you.
2:14 AM
Izuku: awww you dont have notifs on for anybody tho :o
Izuku: but you have notifs on for me?? thats so cute :(
Izuku: why did i never know this before?
Izuku: aw
Izuku: kacchan :((((((
Izuku: thats so cute
2:14 AM
Katsuki: Stfu, it’s only because you’re always getting into some kind of trouble. Need to have it on in case you end up in the hospital or some shit.
2:15 AM
Izuku: its okay kacchan dw ik you love me
2:15 AM
Katsuki: Unfortunately.
2:15 AM
Izuku: youre so mean to me :(
2:15 AM
Katsuki: Oml, just tell me wtf was so necessary that you had to spam my phone at 2 in the morning.
2:15 AM
Izuku: OH RIGHT
Izuku: okay soooooooooo
Izuku: i may or may not have um
Izuku: adopted a cat
Izuku: :)
Izuku: NOW BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING
Izuku: shes really nice
Izuku: and ive already named her
Izuku: her name is Amighty
Izuku: after all might
Izuku: and shes so cute
Izuku: attached media file
Izuku: SEE
Izuku: ISNT SHE SO CUTEEEEE????????
Izuku: im already willing to die for her
Izuku: i would lay down my life for her
Izuku: she makes my life complete
Izuku: i went for a walk like an hour ago or something now
Izuku: and i found her on the streets and lured her out w treats, which i bought from that pet store thats right next to my apartment (did you knwo it’s open 24 hrs? bc i didnt until tonight) and she turned out to be the sweetest thing in the world
Izuku: like you dont understand kacchan
Izuku: shes just constantly cuddling me
Izuku: and shes always purring
Izuku: and shes so freaking cute
Izuku: and i will do anything and everything for her
Izuku: i got a little bit of food and some toys at that pet store i was talking about
Izuku: i also got a litter box and some litter and even a scooper thingy
Izuku: but i wanna get her more stuff tomorrow
Izuku: er well technically today but you know what i mean
Izuku: anyway
Izuku: ik we both have a day off tmrw soooooooooooo
2:17 AM
Katsuki: Oml Izu
Katsuki: I can’t believe you did that
Katsuki: Yes I’ll go with you but we should also go to the vet to check for a microchip and make sure she’s healthy, she looks a little thin so I doubt that she has an owner already unless she escaped and has been on the run for a while. I’m not sure.
2:17 AM
Izuku: awwww you already care about Amighty
2:18 AM
Katsuki: That name is definitely going to need some work.
2:18 AM
Izuku: GASPING
Izuku: wdym???
Izuku: its a perfect name :(
2:18 AM
Katsuki: Do you really have to type in “gasping” every single time you gasp?
2:18 AM
Izuku: you love it
2:19 AM
Katsuki: I actually don’t.
2:19 AM
Izuku: you love me tho :)
2:19 AM
Katsuki: Unfortunately.
2:19 AM
Izuku: ok you cant just keep saying unfortunately everytime i say that youre gonna hurt my feelings :(
2:19 AM
Katsuki: No I’m not. You already know I love you way too fuckin’ much to get your feelings hurt.
2:19 AM
Izuku: :)
Izuku: i love you toooooooooo
2:20 AM
Katsuki: Sometimes, you text like a 13 year old girl.
2:20 AM
Izuku: HEY
2:20 AM
Katsuki: You’re a 26 year old man, the top pro hero, and you text like a 13 year old.
2:20 AM
Izuku: i do not :(
2:20 AM
Katsuki: You don’t even use capitalization. Or punctuation half the time.
2:21 AM
Izuku: thats bc it takes too much work to capitalize and why should i punctuate if ik that you can tell what punctuation it needs? :))
Izuku: see i used punctuation there
Izuku: just for you :D
2:21 AM
Katsuki: You’re fucking weird.
2:22 AM
Izuku: but you love me
2:22 AM
Katsuki: for the 3rd time, unfortunately.
2:22 AM
Izuku: just tell me you love me
2:22 AM
Katuski: Well, if you insist.
Katsuki: I love you, Izuku.
2:23 AM
Izuku: I love you too <3
2:23 AM
Katsuki: Can you send me another cat picture?
2:37 AM
Izuku: HA I KNEW YOU LOVED HER ALREADY
Izuku: Attached media file
Izuku: Attached media file
Izuku: Attached media file
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Izuku: Attached media file
2:39 AM
***
Katsuki: Oh no, I left my shirt at your place, ig I have to come over to pick that shit up after work
3:41 PM
Izuku: and you call ME the 13 year old
Izuku: that was the worst excuse in the history of excuses
Izuku: you do know you can just a s k to come over, right???????
3:44 PM
Katsuki: But what fun would that be?
Katsuki: It would just feed your big ass ego.
3:45 PM
Izuku: oml
Izuku: and, dare i ask, hwo would it feed my ego?
3:45 PM
Katsuki: You would know that I wanna come over.
3:45 PM
Izuku: i ALREADY know that you think about me 24/7 no way my ego would get any bigger from knowing something i already do
3:47 PM
Katsuki: I do not fuckin think about you 24/7
3:47 PM
Izuku: kirishima was telling mina who told ochako who me that you bring me up 5 times minimum in any single conversation you two have together
Izuku: “oh izu likes ____”
Izuku: “i just got one of those for izu”
Izuku: “izu told me about ___ the other day”
Izuku: “izu actually just bought me one of those”
Izuku: “sometimes izu will ___”
Izuku: “im pretty sure that izu actually ____”
3:47 PM
Katsuki: OKAY
Katsuki: Fucking christ, I get it
Katsuki: Imma fuckin murder Kirishima for that shit, telling the most gossip prone person we know.
3:48 PM
Izuku: don’t forget to bring me up while murdering ;)
3:48 PM
Katsuki: Omg stfu. I’m never gonna fuckin live this down, am I?
3:48 PM
Izuku: I find it sweet :)
3:48 PM
Katsuki: Stfu your opinion doesn’t matter.
3:48 PM
Izuku: what
Izuku: but this whole thing is about me
3:48 PM
Katsuki: No, it’s not. I just left my shirt at your place.
3:49 PM
Izuku: yeah sure
Izuku: you get off early today right? at 5?
Katsuki: Yeah im on break rn
3:49 PM
Izuku: perfect, ill see you then :)
Izuku: ill even wash your shirt, that you def left here on accident
3:49 PM
Katsuki: I DID
3:49 PM
Izuku: yeah ik thats why i said that
3:49 PM
Katsuki: it felt sarcastic
3:49 PM
Izuku: bc it was :)
Izuku: ik you left it on purpose
Izuku: youre the most mindful person i know
3:50 PM
Katsuki: Whatever, I’ll be there in a fucking hour.
3:50 PM
Izuku: I love you
3:50 PM
Katsuki: Yea yea
Katsuki: I love you too.
3:50 PM
***
Katsuki: What are you doing with Icyhot?
12:44 PM
Izuku: huh?
12:54 PM
Katsuki: What are you doing with Icyhot?
Katsuki: Round cheeks told me that you guys are going to get lunch?
12:55 PM
Izuku: well yea?
Izuku: were friends and its been a while since weve hung out
Izuku: but i have work soon and dont have much time soooo lunch
Izuku: why?
12:59 PM
Katsuki: Nothing.
12:59 PM
Izuku: :o
Izuku: omggg
Izuku: Are you jealous kacchan? AWWWWWWW
1:02 PM
Katsuki: No, I’m not.
1:04 PM
Izuku: yes you are
1:04 PM
Katuski: I’m not fucking jealous of fucking icyhot of all fucking people.
1:04 PM
Izuku: omg you totally are
1:05 PM
Katsuki: I am not.
1:05 PM
Izuku: you so are
Izuku: its okay to admit it
Izuku: but you dont have to be jealous my love
Izuku: he and i are just friends
Izuku: i love you and only you
Izuku: and hes obsessed w his own damn bf
1:05 PM
Katsuki: Yeah, ig that’s true. He is constantly talking about that tape fucker.
1:06 PM
Izuku: yea he is, but not as much as you talk about me ;)
1:06 PM
Katsuki: Omg
Katsuki: Actually stfu, you’ve brought this up every single day since you found out how much I talk about you.
1:06 PM
Izuku: bc its cute
1:06 PM
Katsuki: No
1:06 PM
Izuku: yes :)
1:06 PM
Katsuki: Stfu.
1:06 PM
Izuku: okay :D
Izuku: back to Shouto I go
1:06 PM
Katsuki: Ugh
1:06 PM
Izuku: jealousy is a look on you
1:07 PM
Katsuki: You can’t even see me, fucker.
1:07 PM
Izuku: i have a vivid imagination. :)
1:07 PM
Katsuki: Stfu.
1:07 PM
Izuku: kk
Izuku: i love you, ttyl
1:07 PM
Katsuki: I love you too.
1:08 PM
***
Izuku: HA
Izuku: SHE LOVES ME MORE
8:19 PM
Katsuki: Okay, it’s not fair. You fuckin’ rescued her and shit, she’ll warm up to me.
8:19 PM
Izuku: nope
Izuku: shes my baby :)
8:19 PM
Katsuki: I can’t believe she just did that though.
Katsuki: Also, can’t you just come back to the damn bedroom to talk to me? Instead of texting?
8:20 PM
Izuku: nope :)
Izuku: too busy w my cat who loves me the most :))
8:20 PM
Katsuki: She probably thought you were going to feed her or something.
8:20 PM
Izuku: excuses.
8:20 PM
Katsuki: Omg Izu, just get back in here with the snacks.
8:21 PM
Izuku: no
Izuku: don’t you understand how much this cat loves me?
Izuku: i am relishing in the joy of cat love
Izuku: she was SLEEPING kacchan
Izuku: sleeping on YOU might I say
Izuku: and she woke up just so she could follow me
Izuku: she loves me
8:21 PM
Katsuki: Yea, yea, whatever. I also love you so could you come relish in the joy of bf love?
8:22 PM
Izuku: awwwww you looooooooveeeee meeeeeeeeee
8:22 PM
Katsuki: Unfortunately.
Katsuki: Now come back so we can watch this damn movie, you have work in the morning.
8:22 PM
***
Izuku: AHJHSDGJHKDSJF KATSUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Izuku: omg omg omg
Izuku: omg katsuki
Izuku: kacchan
Izuku: please help
Izuku: omg
Izuku: its gonna get me
5:55 AM
Katsuki: What the fuck
5:56 AM
Izuku: HELP ME
5:56 AM
Katsuki: How tf am I supposed to do that when I don’t even know what you need help with?
Katsuki: And at 6 in the morning, might I add.
5:56 AM
Katsuki: Hello?
5:58 AM
Katsuki: Omfg Izuku
6:00 AM
Izuku: OMG I ESCAPED
Izuku: wowzers
Izuku: okay
Izuku: fuck pigeons man
Izuku: those little fuckers scare the living shit out of me and now i think that im gonna shit myself
Izuku: what the fuck
6:04 AM
Katsuki: I think you’ve been hanging out with me too much honey, those are quite vulgar words, my love.
6:07 AM
Izuku: oh shut your fucking mouth
Izuku: ive just been through a trauma i have a right to swear
6:07 AM
Katsuki: Never said you didn’t.
Katsuki: Now tell me, what did these “little fuckers” do to you?
6:08 AM
Izuku: no i dont think you get to know now :(
Izuku: bc you made fun of me for swearing
6:08 AM
Katsuki: I wasn’t making fun of you, just saying that you may be hanging around me a bit too much
6:08 AM
Izuku: how is that even possible
Izuku: ive known you for so long that i dont think hanging around you too much is even a thing
6:08 AM
Katsuki: Whatever, just tell me what the fucking pigeons did to you.
6:09 AM
Izuku: no
Izuku: now i wanna knwo if you really think im w you too much
Izuku: i like hanging out w you
6:09 AM
Katsuki: It was a joke you idiot.
Katsuki: I know that you swear, you just don’t usually do it THAT much in such a short timespan lmao
Katsuki: Now can you just tell me what the damn pigeons did?
6:09 AM
Izuku: ok ok ok
Izuku: so basically
Izuku: i woke up early today because i still wanted to get my run in this morning and my patrol starts earlier today bc i have to cover for shouto bc he and sero got into some fight apparently and they made up and now they wanna spend the day together or something? Idek
Izuku: anyway point is, i offered to cover his shift but he works early so i woke up early to run
Izuku: and i was running
Izuku: and i was taking my usual route
Izuku: through the park on the trail thingy
Izuku: and there was this whole fucking like f l o c k of pigeons there
Izuku: eating something from the floor
Izuku: and I figured “hey, theyll prob just fly away when i run over there”
Izuku: nope.
Izuku: i was fucking WRONG
Izuku: they stayed there doign whatever it is they were doing
Izuku: and then i tripped over one of them
Izuku: and it started freaking pecking me
Izuku: and so of course i run away
Izuku: but then it starts chasing me
Izuku: and its friends start chasing me
Izuku: and idk if you know this but a bird flying is generally faster than me running
Izuku: sooooooooo if i used my quirk to get out of there, nobody has to know, right??
6:12 AM
Katsuki: LMFAOOO
Katsuki: Omg Izu, how do you manage to get a bird mad at you?
6:13 AM
Izuku: very easily, apparently.
Izuku: dont trip over them
Izuku: they dont liek that
6:13 AM
Katsuki: I can’t believe you used your quirk to get away from a fuckin pigeon.
6:13 AM
Izuku: HEY
Izuku: they were fast :(
6:13 AM
Katsuki: Clearly
6:14 AM
***
Izuku: kachannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Izuku: i miss you :(
Izuku: i wish you were here
5:29 PM
Katsuki: I know Izu
Katsuki: I’ll be over there as soon as I get off work and I’m moving in in 3 days so you can see me whenever tf you want
5:42 PM
Izuku: ik but i wanna see you rn
Izuku: i cant wait until you live w me
Izuku: and i can wake up next to you
Izuku: and give you a lil forehead kiss
Izuku: and
Izuku: i dunno
Izuku: like make you breakfast in bed or something
Izuku: ugh i just want you here
5:46 PM
Katsuki: I think that if I let you cook me breakfast in bed, you would end up giving me food poison.
5:48 PM
Izuku: im not THAT bad of a cook smh
5:50 PM
Katsuki: Mhm, if you say so.
5:51 PM
Izuku: ugh shut up
Izuku: maybe i dont want you to move in after all
5:51 PM
Katsuki: Well, too late. It’s already happening
5:51 PM
Izuku: yeah yeah
Izuku: i am actually really excited
Izuku: ive wanted you to move in for so long
5:52 PM
Katsuki: I know, it’s been a long time coming.
5:52 PM
Izuku: kasjdlkghsdklfj i miss you :(
5:52 PM
Katsuki: My shift is almost over and I’ll head straight over. Do you want me to pick up dinner?
5:52 PM
Izuku: oooo can you get food from that place down the street? i just had the katsudon from there and it was really good
5:52 PM
Katsuki: Yeah, I can do that. I love you.
5:53 PM
Izuku: I love you too <33333
5:53 PM
***
Izuku: :o
Izuku: i can’t believe she said that
10:01 PM
Katsuki: We are sitting right fucking next to each other, why are you texting me?
10:01 PM
Izuku: bc it would be rude to interrupt a movie w other people here :(
Izuku: shou and sero and ochako and mina are trying to enjoy the movie
Izuku: it would be rude if i were to speak my thoughts out loud during such a critical moment in the plot
10:02 PM
Katuski: Nerd.
10:02 PM
Izuku: whatever
Izuku: i cant believe she really just did that
Izuku: like this movie is actually wild
10:02 PM
Katsuki: Idk, I kinda see where she’s coming from. He was being a dick.
10:03 PM
Izuku: well yea but that doesnt mean that she should tell him that she understands why his father left and that he deserved it
Izuku: like hey
Izuku: maybe hes all dicky BECAUSE his father left
Izuku: maybe hed be a great guy if his father never left him
10:03 PM
Katsuki: Just because his dad left when he was a kid doesn’t give him a right to be an ass.
10:03 PM
Izuku: true. but she wasnt being the greatest person either
Izuku: she ignored him for 2 weeks just because she didnt wanna tell him about her job offer
Izuku: and then she made the last minute decision to tell him and everything wouldve been better if she had just told him the moment she got the job offer so that they couldve talked and better worked things out
Izuku: with time
10:04 PM
Katsuki: But then he got all angry with her and started guilt tripping her, gave her an ultimatum.
Katsuki: Oh my fuck, straight couples are wild. Is this what they’re fuckin like in real life? I could never.
10:04 PM
Izuku: Agreed.
10:05 PM
Katsuki: Omg a capital A??? Who are you and what have you done w my bf?
10:05 PM
Izuku: I kidnapped him and forced him into a straight relationship. Now I’m his replacement.
10:05 PM
Katsuki: Okay actually stop that capitalization thing, I don’t like it. It’s freaky.
10:05 PM
Izuku: OML
Izuku: i can never win
Izuku: i dont use capitals and i get called a 13 year old
Izuku: i do use capitals and now im freaky
10:06 PM
Katsuki: Just watch the movie.
10:06 PM
Izuku: no you
10:07 PM
Katsuki: I’m gonna take your phone.
10:07 PM
Izuku: :o
Izuku: you wouldnt dare
10:07 PM
***
Katsuki: Where tf did you go?
5:34 PM
Izuku: away
Izuku: woosh
Izuku: i disappeared
Izuku: im a spooky ghost now
5:36 PM
Katsuki: No, seriously Izuku. Where are you? We have to leave here rn if we wanna make it to dinner on time. I’m pretty sure your friends would murder me if I let you be late to the celebration.
5:36 PM
Izuku: true
Izuku: its not everyday my best friend gets engaged
Izuku: but at the same time, i like it here :(
5:37 PM
Katsuki: We can always come back tomorrow or something.
5:37 PM
Izuku: ugh fine
Izuku: im near the pandas
Izuku: theyre so cute
Izuku: eatin their lil bamboo
Izuku: they go nom
5:38 PM
Katsuki: Can you head towards the entrance? We’ll probably get there around the same time, we’re the same-ish distance away. I’m a bit further.
5:39 PM
Izuku: yea yea ill head to the enterance
Izuku: entrence*
Izuku: entrance********
Izuku: i can spell
Izuku: anyway
Izuku: you better take me here as soon as we can go again
5:39 PM
Katsuki: I will, I promise.
5:39 PM
Izuku: ok ok
Izuku: lets go celebrate shouto
5:39 PM
Katsuki: Yeah, let's.
5:39 PM
Izuku: :D
5:40 PM
***
Izuku: i love you
7:17 PM
Katsuki: …
Katsuki: Wtf do you want?
7:19 PM
Izuku: just to say that i love you :(
Izuku: no ulterior motive
7:19 PM
Katsuki: Oh
Katsuki: Well, I love you too. What are you doing?
7:21 PM
Izuku: paperwork
Izuku: im sure you saw that big building collapse on the news
Izuku: i was there ot help out
Izuku: it was really bad kacchan
7:21 PM
Katsuki: Shit, yeah, I saw that. How many casualties?
7:23 PM
Izuku: a lot for how many people were in that building
Izuku: 19 plus pretty much all the rest injured
Izuku: only like 10 people came out uninjured
7:23 PM
Katsuki: Fuck
7:23 PM
Izuku: yea
Izuku: i was able to save a few but there were a couple i couldnt save
Izuku: it sucked
Izuku: so now im sitting ehre doing paperwork abt them
Izuku: and i was thinking of you
Izuku: and how much i love you
Izuku: and just wanted to check in w you and tlel you how much i love you
Izuku: i love you kacchan
Izuku: a lot
7:24 PM
Katsuki: I love you too, Izu.
Katsuki: How about I make katsudon for dinner? And we can have a movie night in our bed. We can both call out tomorrow and just stay at home with each other.
7:24 PM
Izuku: yea
Izuku: that sounds good
Izuku: thanks :)
7:24 PM
Katsuki: Ofc, my love.
7:25 PM
Izuku: ive gotta get back to paperwork, i love you
7:25 PM
Katsuki: I love you too.
7:25 PM