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- Depends on WHY MC carries a crowbar
- If it’s for self defense? He not only gets it, but supports it. After all, she’s the only girl in a school of horny teenage boys
- For any other reason? “MC, give me the crowbar…”
- “No❤️”
- He will keep a much closer eye on MC of they have a crowbar on hand, although during all the overblots he’s thankful she carries it
- During winter break, he even has a checklist for her before he leaves the school
- “Homework?” “Check” “Clothes and christmas presents that will remain wrapped until christmas?” “Double check!” “Crowbar?” “Always!”
- Riddle is RED in the background and Trey is facepalming
- It came in handy against Jamil and the brainwashed Scarabia students though, so they can’t complain!
- He will stop MC from using it just to threaten people, however (Ex: “MC, you can’t use your crowbar to threaten Ace and Deuce into cleaning your dorm.” “They made a mess of it, so it’s either they clean it or I break them!” “MC, no!”)
- Cater tries to talk Riddle into making a new rule for the dorm
- Yes, said new rule is ‘No Crowbars’
- Yes, Riddle voted in agreement
- And so MC is no longer allowed her crowbar when she visits Heartslabyul
- They even have a nice new box by the mirror for her to place it in for safe keeping
- When he’s a fourth year, if MC is still there, Cater even checks in regularly to ensure she is not using it to keep her first years in line
- (Spoilers! She is 😂)
- “You can’t threaten the Freshos with violence if they break rules!”
- “It’s not a threat, Cay-Cay, it’s a promise!”
- “MC!”
- “I have no magic and I’m a girl! The only way they take me seriously is if I have Crowie!”
- “That’s abuse! You’ll give them PTSD!”
- *MC looks at her new Freshos* “Do any of you think me using Crowie is abusive?”
- *Freshmen look at the crowbar still in her hand and vigorously shake their heads*
- “See, Cater? No issue, they’re fine with it 😌”