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1. An Attempt That Backfired by blueshenanigans

   Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   06 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker
   • Obi-Wan Kenobi
   • Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader
   • honestly
   • just wanted to write a crack fic to distract myself
   • from the sadness of my other series
   • So yeah
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • i guess
   • yeah - Freeform
   • no anidala here
   • love them as friends
   • don't think they work as a couple
   • I mean
   • we've seen what happens when they become a couple
   • it's called star wars prequel trilogy
   • so obikin for the win
   • Canon Divergence (Star Wars Prequel Era)
   • Palpatine Plays the Long Game
   • Obi-Wan Kenobi Lives
   • Force Bond Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan Kenobi
   • Protective Anakin Skywalker
   • Possessive Protective Anakin Skywalker
   • Ahsoka Tano is a Moral Anchor
   • Jedi Order Politics
   • Assassination Attempt(s)
   • emotional breakdown
   • on Anakin's side
   • Sheev Palpatine | Darth Sidious Being an Asshole
   • Background manipulation
   • Hurt Obi-Wan Kenobi
   • That's Not How The Force Works (Star Wars)
   • fix-it (sort of)
   • Political Intrigue
   • Anakin Skywalker Investigation Mode
   • Emotional Breakdown (Anakin Skywalker)
   • Hurt/Comfort (eventual)
   • Palpatine Major Miscalculation
   • Sheev Palpatine | Darth Sidious Being Outplayed
   • Sith Lord Makes a Critical Error
   • Jedi Order Reform (Accidental)
   • Mace Windu Needs a Break
   • Humor
   • Angst with a Direction
   • Hashtag Kill Sidious
   • Codependent Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker

   Summary

   Let's assume Palps wanted to kill Obi-Wan.

   Well, I say assume, but we all know it was his greatest wish. So what if, one time, he forgot to cover his tracks, or did it not as thoroughly, as he usually would. Got distracted, maybe, or just too angry at Kenobi, or too confident in his abilities, thinking that if the Jedi still haven't found him right under his nose, he has nothing to fear.

   Well.

   The only reason he wanted to kill Obi-Wan off was because Anakin is too attached to his former Master. So why was he so surprised to find out that Anakin was not very happy with the fact that the person he considered a close friend tried to kill his Master?

   Series

   • Part 2 of Reworking SW (and trying to write in the great enjoyment that is killing Palpatine)

   Language:

   English

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