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-Luz, you did not kill Gus and Matt...-Hunter said
-Wait... THEY'RE DEAD?!-Luz gasped
-I think they're cosplaying Flapjack-Vee said
-Vee... You did not just joke about Flapjack's death-Willow said
-Sorry Hunter-Vee said
-It's alright-Hunter said
Timeskip to their funeral. Vee was the one, who was doing the speech.
-Good afternoon. We came here, because our dear friends, Gus Porter and Matt Tholomule just pulled a Flapjack-Vee said
-Emotional damage-Luz said
While Gus and Matt were pretending to be dead together in a huge box, everyone was crying.
-They were so young-Camila cried
-I know, right mami?!-Luz cried
-They didn't even live till the next Batman movie-Willow said, as she wiped her tears
-THERE'S GONNA BE BATMAN 2?! Gus why didn't you tell me?!-Matt gasped
-WAIT THERE'S GOING TO BE BATMAN 2?! MATTY WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE WE DIED?!-Gus said
-Guys, Matt and Gus did not just revive from the dead...-Amity said
-GUYS I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!-Luz gasped
-We pretended to be dead lol-Matt said
-Guys, can you stop joking rn?! We're in the middle of a funeral-Vee said with an annoyed voice
-Come on Luz, we're going home-Amity said
-Okay, sweet patata-Luz said
Luz and Amity stood up together and went home together. After them, Hunter and Willow left with Camila. And the boys were alone with Vee.
-I'm going to Masha's. Bye Gus, bye Matt-Vee said
-Bye Vee-the boys said
Now that Vee has left to visit her partner Masha, the boys were left alone. And you know what happens, when they're left alone.
-Hey Matty, wanna go to Starbucks?-Gus said
-Obviously! You know I love coffee-Matt said
-You love coffee most than me...-Gus said
-I love you and coffee equally-Matt said
-Awww Matty-Gus said
-What?-Matt said
-Nothing, let's go to Starbucks-Gus said
-Alright, Gussy-Matt said
At Starbucks:
The boys were sitting together, holding eachother's hands, because they were on a date. The boys were waiting for their Starbucks order. Gus' order was an iced tea with a cookie, while Matt's order was iced coffee and a blueberry cupcake. While they were talking to eachother, a certain Karen came up to them.
-Excuse me?! What the fuck do you think you're doing?!-Karen yelled at the boys
-Chilling out together, obviously-Matt said
-If you won't leave this place, I'll call the manager!!-Karen said
-That Karen is a bitch-Matt whispered to Gus
-Language babe, but still. You're right. She's a bitch like Bria-Gus whispered to Matt
-OMG you're right-Matt whispered to Gus
-I'm calling the manager!-Karen yelled at them
-I know how to piss Karen off-Gus said
-How to piss that old woman off?-Matt asked Gus
Suddenly Gus Porter kissed Matt Tholomule. After a while, they stopped kissing. Karen's reaction was homophobic.
-Disgusting Fags! I'm calling the manager!-Karen said, as she started calling the manager
-Manager!-Karen yelled
-What do you want, Karen!-I said
To their surprise, the author of the story turned out to be the manager of Starbucks. At 14 years old.
-Ma'am, Can you please kick them out? They're being all gay and I hate it!-Karen asked me
-Actually, nope. Also how many times must I tell you that I use they/them pronouns also replace ma'am with mx-I added
-WHAT WHAT WHAT-Karen gasped, as she was starting to have an heart attack
-Uhm... Here's your starbucks order guys, also sorry about that Karen. She's a bit of a bitch-I told them
-Thanks, Mx-Gus said
And then I left Starbucks, because of my laziness. The boys were left alone. Again. And we know the boys can't be left alone.
-So, Matty. Wanna go to the arcade and play Pacman together?-Gus asked Matt
-Obviously. Let's just leave Karen's dead body and act in front of everyone, that we had nothing to do with this-Matt said
-Alright, let's go to the Arcade then!-Gus said, as he held Matt's hand
And the boys went to the arcade, where they again met Vee, but Vee was with Masha. While the boys were playing on the dance machine together, they were caught by Vee and Masha.
-You TWO are dating?!-Vee gasped
-Ooooh... Drama-Masha said
-You didn't know that?!-Matt said
-How can we know, if you haven't told us?! You idiots!-Vee said
-This is awkward-Gus said
-I'm telling everyone-Vee said, as she decided to text the group on Messenger.
-Vee don't do it!!!-Gus yelled
-Why not?! Tell me?!-Vee asked
-Because we haven't told them ourselves!-Gus said
-That's why I'm telling them, duh. Your one of us now-Vee said
-Ohhhh, but still. We'll tell them ourselves-Gus said
And then Vee sent the text about Gus and Matt being a couple to the group on Messenger.
-Sorry, but it sent itself by accident-Vee said
-By accident, you mean that you did it on purpose-Gus gasped
-Pretty much-Vee said
Back at the Noceda household:
-You two are dating?!-Luz gasped
And the boys were dead again, because everyone found out they were dating.
-Great, we have to do a funeral for the second time today-Vee groaned