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One day when everyone was at Luz Noceda's house, Gus and Matt, who were in love with each other were bored. Until Matt Tholomule had an idea.
-Gus-Matt said
-What's up Matty?-Gus asked Matt
-Nothing. I have an idea-Matt said
-What is it-Gus said
-Let's go watch videos on the human penstagram Luz told you about-Matt said
-Don't you think it's a bad idea?-Gus said with a concerned voice
-Nah, I don't think so. Since we're home alone, no one will ever find out. Not even Luz-Matt said
-Alright, but if someone catches us, it's your idea. Not mine-Gus said
-Deal-Matt said
The boys entered Luz's room, where her computer was. Matt turned on the computer and after an moment, Luz's computer was on.
-What do you think is Luz's computer password?-Matt asked
-Try Amity-Gus said
Matt typed in the following words. Amity. Eventually Gus was right. Amity was the password to Luz's computer.
-We did it! We hacked into Luz's computer-Matt said
-Let's check the human penstagram!-Gus said
When they opened Google Chrome, the first thing that came up on this website was YouTube.
-What's YouTube?-Matt said
-I don't know, Matty. Let's check it out-Gus said
-Good idea-Matt said, as he clicked on the YouTube icon.
When Matt opened YouTube, the first thing that came up was a Dream x George tribute video.
-This is interesting.-Matt said
-Then let's watch it-Gus said
Three minutes and fourty five seconds later, after the boys watched the Dream x George tribute video on YouTube:
-Gus. This is awesome. Let's make a YouTube channel and post videos like these-Matt said
-Wow, no hesitation, Matty. Good idea. But what will we name our channel?-Gus asked Matt
-Uhmmm... What about batmanlover999?-Matt said
-Good idea-Gus said, as he started making the account
After the boys made their YouTube account, they had no idea what ship should they post on YouTube about.
-Dream x George?-Gus said
-Nope-Matt said
-Steve x Eddie?-Matt added
-Not a fan of Stranger Things-Gus said
-Then what are we going to post on YouTube?-Matt said
-What about Hooty x Duolingo?-Gus asked
-There's no fanart-Matt said
-Actually Matty, on DeviantArt... There is-Gus said, as he showed Matt the cursed fanart of Hooty x Duolingo
-This is sick Gus!-Matt said
-I know, right Matty?-Gus said
A few minutes later after downloading the cursed pictures, the boys were making their first video on their YouTube channel.
-You know Luz's gonna kill us-Gus said
-I know, Gus. But this video is going to be awesome-Matt said
When they finished their video, the boys decided to post it on their YouTube channel.
-Ready Matty?-Gus said
-Oh, I'm ready-Matt said, as Gus posted the video on YouTube.
-And... posted-Gus said
Then Gus got a text from Luz on his phone.
-Luz's gonna be home in 3 hours. Wanna watch Batman, Matty?-Gus asked
-I... YES! I'd love to watch Batman with you!-Matt said
While the boys were watching Batman on the television, Luz was hanging out with the others at the town.
-Guys what is this video?-Vee said
-What do you mean what video? Show me-Luz said
Vee showed Luz the video. When Luz saw the video, she was shocked.
-I'm sorry. What is this?!-Luz said
-Luz, what happened?-Amity asked
-Someone called batmanlover999 made a ship tribute about Hooty x Duolingo-Luz said, as she showed Amity the video.
-This video is just as cringe, as Hunter himself-Amity said
-Hey! I'm not cringe. Besides I have lots of simps-Hunter said
-I have simps too, you know-Amity said
-Guys, I don't think it could've been the Collector or Hunter. The Collector is a ipad-cocomelon kid, while Hunter likes Cosmic Frontier-Willow said
-I think I know who did the video-Vee said
...
While Gus and Matt were watching Batman, suddenly someone broke down the door. It was Luz Noceda and her friends, who were shocked and terrified.
-Oh hey guys, what's up? Me and Matty are watching the Batman movie-Gus said
-Were you the one, who posted the video about Hooty x Duolingo?-Luz asked
-Can somebody explain to me, what the hell is Hooty x Duolingo?-Matt said, as he was chilling his head on Gus's left shoulder
-You didn't do it?! Hunter did you do it?!-Luz asked
-What?! No! I don't even know what shipping is!-Hunter said
-How can you not know what shipping is Hunter?!-Luz cried
-I just don't know, okay?!-Hunter said
For a whole hour everyone was fighting, while the boys were whispering to each other.
-Man, I didn't know we'd get this viral-Matt whispered
-I know, wait why is everyone staring at us? Matty, you did not just accidentally reveal, that it was us-Gus whispered to Matt
It was silent for a moment, until Luz said the following words.
-You're the ones, who did this?!-Luz gasped
-Pretty much-Matt said
-But... How did you log into my computer?! You don't even know the password-Luz said
-The password was easy. It was Ami-Matt said, as Luz killed the two of them.
The End