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1. 🌈🍑🍑Harry Styles’s Fruit Salad 🏳️🌈🍱 || A The Black Phone Chatfic by blink_twice_for_help

   Fandoms: The Black Phone (2022)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, F/F
   • Complete Work

   30 May 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Robin Arellano/Finney Blake
   • Vance Hopper/Bruce Yamada
   • Billy Showalter | Paperboy/Griffin Stagg
   • Donna (The Black Phone)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Finney Blake
   • Robin Arellano
   • Bruce Yamada
   • Vance Hopper
   • Billy Showalter | Paperboy
   • Griffin Stagg
   • Gwen Blake
   • Donna (The Black Phone)
   • chatfic
   • Texting
   • Crack
   • Robin Arellano Loves Finney Blake
   • Finney Blake Loves Robin Arellano
   • Bruce Yamada Loves Vance Hopper
   • Vance Hopper Loves Bruce Yamada
   • slow burn?
   • Billy Showalter | Paperboy Loves Griffin Stagg
   • griffin loves billy
   • Getting to Know Each Other
   • Crushes
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • loving use of the f slur
   • the timeline is all fucked but were gonna pretend it makes sense
   • lets face it im not funny
   • mentions of sewer slide
   • Underage Drinking
   • angst but it will only hit you with massive slaps to the face on rare occasions
   • Billy the therapist???
   • millions of therapy sessions 🎉🎉
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Basketball
   • finney is oblivious 👩🦯
   • Road Trips
   • bruce's wifi is SHIT
   • robin has ADHD
   • let's pretend all the acdc members are still alive
   • rock on Metallica 🤟🤟
   • vance needs to get his car checked
   • two bros chilling in a hot tub? five feet apart 'cause they're not gay?
   • robin is secretly a cowboy
   • and scared of the dark
   • Cults
   • Billy is such a vegetarian i cant 😭
   • bee has no friends 😔😔
   • but donna is here for her
   • finney and billy have ornithophobia??
   • thats a fear of birds btw
   • theres a fine af lifeguard and most of them be simping???
   • bruces parents are homophobic??!? not surprised
   • we fucking hate bruces parents
   • finney has severe asthma
   • vance has gun trauma
   • robins a mamas boy

   Summary

   ...

   a the black phone chatfic thats a tad chaotic with really random chapter titles that have nothing to do with anything, in which billy is a sparkly gay vegetarian boy, vance will willingly traumatize billy in any way possible, robin's dumb confident and oblivious, finneys just dumb and oblivious, bruce is a bitch ass pussy, bee must be cherished and protected at all times, griffins #spookspookboy69, and donna, as usual, is dying

   Series

   • Part 1 of Celebrity Meals || The Black Phone Chatfics

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   66,474

   Chapters:

   45/45

   Comments:

   874

   Kudos:

   696

   Bookmarks:

   62

   Hits:

   19,573