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1. Impressions by randomdare

   Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   29 Apr 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Keeley Jones/Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt
   • Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt
   • Roy Kent & Phoebe
   • Keeley Jones/Roy Kent
   • Roy Kent & Jamie Tartt
   • Keeley Jones & Roy Kent
   • Keeley Jones/Jamie Tartt
   • Keeley Jones & Jamie Tartt
   • Keeley Jones
   • Roy Kent
   • Phoebe (Ted Lasso)
   • Jamie Tartt
   • Jack Danvers (Ted Lasso)
   • Ted Lasso
   • Sam Obisanya
   • s3e6
   • after amsterdam
   • Feelings
   • Getting Together
   • Getting Back Together
   • Threesome - F/M/M
   • Roy falls first
   • Jamie Tartt is a himbo
   • Bisexual Jamie Tartt
   • Bisexual Roy Kent
   • it's not a gay panic it's a jamie tartt panic
   • Masturbation
   • swearing that a sailor would be proud of
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers

   Summary

   "Hi, Roy! How a-"
   "Jamie Tartt just fucking kissed me."
   "-"
   "-"
   "In a sexual way?"
   "No. Why the fuck would it be in a sexual way?"
   "Right, then so why are you so bothered?"
   "Because it pisses me off that he would think that I'm the type of person that celebrates something by kissing instead of internalizing it and never giving myself the satisfaction of enjoying the moment. As I fucking should!"
   "Still struggling to see the issue here."
   "I am just so fucking angry. I can't get it out of my head. I want to make him run laps until his feet bleed."
   "So you're really not seeing anything unusual about the fact that you can't get the idea of Jamie kissing you out of your head? Nothing at all?"
   "-"
   "I hooked up with my boss."
   "For FUCKS sake!"

   *dial tone*

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,415

   Chapters:

   7/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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