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The four boys were waiting at the bus stop in a bad mood cause they have to fucking waste their summer in a fucking soon to be Walmart parking lot
"Dude! This fucking sucks.." Stan complained
"This is all your fault fatass! Why'd you have to call me mom a fucking bitch again! Now she wants us to go to some counselling camp- or some shit!!" Kyle complaining as he stomp his foot
"Well kahl! Not my fault that your mom gets offended from the truth!!" Cartman yelled
"Hey kenny- how come your parents can afford a summer camp?" Stan said turning his head to kenny as Kyle and Cartman we're arguing in the background
"Mrph mrpH mrphb! (Pretty sure you guy's parents paid for me)" Kenny said trough his parka
The bus suddenly arrived the doors open and they were greeted with an old crusty ass mop beard lookin ass man..
"Bus is here." The mop beard lookin guy said
"...so weak dude..." Cartman mumbled as the boy's went on the bus seating in the similar seat's that they would at the bus to they're school
"Dude! Are we really staying at some future walmart parking lot for the whole summer!?.." Kyle complained as he crosses his arms
"Kenny probably doesn't mind he lives in the ghetto anyway!" Cartman teased
"Mrph mRphb! (Fuck you!)"
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David and max were waiting at the camp entrance.
"Can you believe it Max! Were getting FOUR new campers!!!" David said doing a twirl
"Yup. More dipshits to add to the pile." Max said clearly annoyed by getting more campers
"Ahw! Dont be like that max! You made friend's with the new campers that got here which was Nikki and Nei-" Max smacked David's knee cutting him off
"ShHshH!! Shut up! That's just was just one time!.." Max grumbled
David just smiled as he patted his knee then looked up
The bus was about to arrive!!
David eye's immediately light up as he ran to the bus waving his arm's
"Hello new campeRS- AAaA!!-" David gets hit was the bus
The bus door opens
"Kid's are here."
The four boys went down, stepping on david in the procces then just moving to the side
"UGh!- T-Thanks.. quarter master.." David said standing back up wiping himself
"YOUR ON YOUR OWN NOW.." Quarter master said in a threating voice before he gently placed his hook hand on David's shoulder before walking away
"Jeez..ANYWAY! HELLO NEW CAMPERS!!"
David exclaimed as he walked up to the four boys
"God i already wanna kill myself." Cartman said
"Same here buddy." Max said walking towards the four looking at them up and down
"Gee. How are you guy's not dying from heat stroke?" Max asked in a half jocking way
"Rather die from heatstroke." Kyle replied
Max was about to reply before David cuts him off
"You guys must be..Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and..Kenny! Oh gosh! I can't wait to show you four around come follow me!" David said cheerfully as he turned around and started to walk to the mess hall glancing behind him to see if they were following
The four boy's followed David as Max was behind them all just watching to see how the four new campers we're..
"Dude. Imagine if a bear came and killed kahl." Cartman said
"Fuck off Cartman!" Kyle yelled angrily as David turned around to the four boys
"Hey! Language!" David said as he raises his finger as he turned back around and started to walk to the mess hall again
"BuT Fatass!-" Kyle got cut off
"Yeah kahl!! Language!!" Cartman teased before continuing to follow David
"..aGGH! THAT MOTHERFUKER.." kyle was about to run up to cartman and punch him before stan stops him
"Kyle! Kyle. Calm down dude! Don't let fatass get to you." Stan placed his arm on Kyle's shoulder
"Mrph mrpH mrph..(heheh gay.)"
"Shut up kenny!" Stan said before the 3 boy's started to follow David again catching up
Max watched the whole thing. He definitely did not like Fatso that's for sure. And Kyle kinda reminded him of Neil..not sure why yet. And kenny..not much information yet besides he could had barley understood what that kid said.
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The gang arrived at the entrance of the messhall.
"Alright gang! We had arrived! You guys will LOVE the co counselor!"
David opens the door
"Good morning Gwe- *GASP*"
Space kid was taped to the wall Nerris and Harrison were arguing Nerf was beating up Neil, Nikki was carrying the platypus, Erin was just listening to music and Dolf was painting something on the tables
Gwen was just drinking coffee at the side staring at the chaos
"Sorry david but i do not have to fuckIng ball's to deal with this." Gwen said turning her head to David then taking a sip of her coffee
"Dude. What the fuck-..." Stan said staring at the chaos as his friends were just as flabbergasted
"NERF- FUCKING- FUCk OFF!!-" Neil yelled as he pushed nerf off and went behind Max
"HE'S FUCKING MENTAL DUDE AND-" Neil turned his head and sees the 4 boys
"Who the hell are these-?" Neil asked pointing at them
"New camper's david forgot to announce." Max said casually
Nikki ran up to the guy's throwing the platypus on the ground
"OOO!! NEW PREY!!" Nikki bites Kyle's hand
"AGH!- FUCKING DICK!!-" Kyle pulled his hand back and clinging onto Stan
"uH-" Stan was a blushing a bit as Kyle clinged onto him but then get's cut off by Nikki
"Sorry!! Just asserting dominance yknow how it goes!!" Nikki says rubbing the back of her hair
David tried to get Nrf to calm down d Space kid off the wall and tried to resolve Nerris and Harrison arguing as Gwen walked to the four boys and Max, Neil and Nikki
"Cmon. Let me show you around." Gwen puts her cup of coffee down on the table and went outside of the mess hall trough the back door
The 4 boys and the 3 kids followed gwen out
"Dude- is this like.. normal around here-?" Stan asked
"Yup." Neil replied
"Hm.. not too far from South park.." Stan said
"Yeah can you also explain why GREEN HAIR FUCKING BITCH BIT MY HAND!!.." Kyle yelled angrily as he held on his hand
"MY NAME IS NIKKI!!" Nikki yelled
"Oh stop being a pussy kahl!" Cartman replied
"Fuck off Cartman!" Kyle yelled at Cartman
"You fuck off you stupid jew!!" Cartman yelled back
"Excuse me??.." Neil asked in a bit of a offended tone
"What? Kyle's jewish! Which if you ask me is the worst mental illness." Cartman said crossing his arm's
Max watched it all walking behind the two seeming entertained
Kenny just sighed and so does Stan
The kid's and Gwen made it to outside
"Alright so uh...Magic camp.. Science camp..space camp..yatta yatta.." Gwen said pointing to the so called "camps"
"Uhh..what camp did you boy's sign for??" Gwen asked the boys
"Honestly we don't know." Kyle said shrugging
David walked out of the messhall seeming to have a few wounds and cuts to the four Boy's
Stan looked behind and see's David "Jesus dude-?"
"Well! You guys seem to be having fun! Anyway- I'll be the one touring you boys now! Thank you Gwen for touring them to the camp's tho!" David said cheerfully
"Yeah alright." Gwen said unenthused before walking away
David walked the four Boy's to see the other sights leaving Max, Nikki and Neil there
"Guys. I dont trust that fat kid.." Neil said bringing his shoulders up
"Well he's kinda entertaining to watch." Max replied
"Dude! He just made fun of jews!" Neil said angrily
"And?" Nikki asked
"IM A JEW!" Neil exclaimed
"I wonder why he got so mad when i bit his hand??" Nikki added
"Gee i wonder why..." Neil said sarcastically
"Well from what i seen. That Kyle dude definitely seems to get ticked off easily. Fatass is a menace to society and Stan and Kenny..Not much information yet *Max said*
"Cmon let's go follow these new campers" Max suggested as the 3 kid's followed David and the 4 boy
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David already showed the boy's most of the locations and now he was showing the final location the tents!
"And this is where you guys are sleeping!!" David said
cheerfully
Stan pinched the bridge of his noes "Oh god damnit.."
"Heyy davidd..???" Cartman asked innocently
"Yes Cartman??" David asked bending down to be eye to eye level with Cartman
"Not to be rude but- I AM NOT SLEEPING IN A FUCKING TENT!! THAT'S LIKE- SOMETHING KENNY WOULD SLEEP IN AND CALL IT A 5 STAR HOTEL!!" Cartman yelled as he slapped david
"MrphMrphb mRpbb!! (HEY! Piss off Cartman!)" Kenny smacked Cartman
"OH! BRING IT ON POOR BOY!! AGAHHA!!"
Cartman threw a punch and before you know it Kenny and Cartman stare hitting and kicking one another as Kyle cheered saying "BEAT HIS ASS KENNY!!" Stan just watched
David immediately got in separating the two
"Hey! Hey!! Calm down you two!! Fighting is strictly prohibited!!" David exclaimed
"Didn't we see a kid beat up that one kid that walked up to us in the mess hall?" Stan said
Seems like everyone ignored the statement or just didn't noticed stan saying that as David just says
"Alright! Im gonna set up the super fun camp activities for you boy's!! Go ahead and make friends with the campers! And if you need any help ask Gwen!" David said walking away then Neil, Max and Nikki walked up to them
"So you Guy's are the new campers.." Neil said skeptical looking up and down at them
".. shouldn't you guy's take off those coats?" Neil suggested
"Jesus Christ just say your gay!" Cartman yelled
"WHAt-? NO I mean like- Isn't it hot in there!??.." neil yelled back
"OH..nah tottaly kewl." Cartman said
"So..What are you guys like!??!" Nikki asked excitedly
"Uhh..Hmm.. Honestly i don't really know.." Stan shrugged
"Well im the smartest in my class-" kyle get's cut off by Cartman
"We all know you cheat kahl no need to lie!!" Cartman teased
"I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD FATA-"
"SO Kyle..are you like..Jewish-?.." Neil asked
"HUh-? Oh uh..yeah?.." Kyle replied
"Heheh..stewpid jew.."
"Dude!!" Neil yelled turning his head to Cartman
"WhAt-? It's true!" Cartman said
"DONT YOU OPPRESS MY PEOPLE FATASS!!" Kyle and Neil say at the same time then both look at eachother
"DudE! Your Jewish too???" Kyle said
"Yeah! God! How the fuck do you deal with this fatass oh my god.." Neil asked
"HEY! AHW GOD DAMNIT THERE'S TWO FUCKING JEWS NOW!!"
"SHUT UP CARTMAN!!" Neil and Kyle say at the same time once again
Max walked up closer to the boys
"So what- is he like- just antisemitic?" Max asked tilting his head
"MrpH mrpHb mrph. (Honestly he just hate's everyone.)"
"Agreed with Kenny Honestly! They just fight most of the time while me and kenny watch." stan added as Kyle, Neil and Cartman we're arguing with one another and Nikki was chanting 'fight'
"Oh brother.." max face palmed