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6:57 am, Thursday
Godric Street
Jamsie
morning all
Leader 2
I'm going to curse your family.
Jamsie
Robert McKinnon!! No!!
Kat
I just woke up what do u want
Danny
@Mlene can u give me ur fifth year notes on mandrakes??
Mlene
can you all shut up????
Jamsie
@ all current hogwarts students
Jamsie
make sure to check out the first floor corridor later
Leader 1
James Fleamont Potter
Jamsie
Thomas Micheal Potter
Leader 1
what've you done now
Kat
when i head to herbology this morning i'll get a photo
Chris
you bastards woke me up
Danny
you're unemployed go back to bed
Chris
I'm taking a gap year 😤
Kat
you're 19 years old
Kat
get a job loser
Mlene
PFFT
Mlene
GET EM KATIE
Leader 3
ur a horrible influence on my baby sister
Mlene
okay?? and??
Kat
I AM 14
Kat
NOT A 'BABY'
Jamsie
idk sis i remember when u were a baby
Mlene
we were three??
Regulu
How are you all awake?
Jamsie
Morning sunshine
Jamsie
Peter and Pads are still asleep
Leader 1
lucky bastards
3:46 pm, Thursday
The Marauders
Padoot
oi @prongs where are you
Padfoot
i miss you ☹️
Moony
ur too codependent on him
Padfoot
its not my fault hes the loml
Wormy
reckon ur jealous moons
Moony
of james??
Wormy
yeh 🤗
Moony
why would i be jealous of him
Moony
have you seen his hair?
Prongs
SLANDER AND LIES
Prongs
ur a furry @moony
Padfoot
PRONGSIEEEEE
Moony
it looks like a sheeps ass
Prongs
PADSSSSS
Padfoot
where've u been??
Padfoot
I miss u ☹️
Prongs
i miss u too ☹️🫶🏾
Moony
oh for fucks sake
Prongs
me n marls are in the libaray
Wormy
w/ out me??
Wormy
i feel betrayed
Wormy
i want to stab someone
Prongs
come join us worms!!
Prongs
only if u bring food tho 😤
Wormy
omw Jam 💪🏼
4:54 pm, Thursday
Advanced Transfig
Black
anyone free to do the powerpoint?
Crouch
uhhhhh
Crouch
ill do it for a smooch???
Potter
no one wants to kiss u
Potter
I can do it @Black
Crouch
fuck off
Crouch
ill do it you dickwad
Potter
i wanna do it
Evans
you can both do it
Evans
now shut up
Potter
🫡
Crouch
walk em like a dog
Potter
😀🖕🏾
Crouch
😨
4:48 pm, Thursday
Bartylus 💅🏼
Reggie 🐠
Can you stop antagonizing him?
Bartie 🐝
no.
Bartie 🐝
its fun to rile him up 😜
Reggie 🐠
Fuck me
Bartie 🐝
always babe 💚
Reggie 🐠
I'm going to put pencil shavings in your bed.
5:01 pm, Thursday
James and Barty
James
what time do u want to do the pp
Barty
pp 🤨?
James
fuck off 😎
Barty
Im ready when u r
James
quidditch practice
James
after?
Barty
fine
Barty
ill call u and we'll work on google
James
👍🏾
Barty
🫡
6:23 pm, Thursday
"Took you long enough."
"Eat a dick Crouch. I had to go for a shower."
"Don't care, didn't ask."
"Can we just get on with it?"
6:56 pm, Thursday
Let me outta here 😨
Lily Pad 🪷
anyone up for a movie night?
Mary 🐑
im sitting next to u rn
Lily Pad 🪷
i wasn't asking you, was I
Siri 🏳️⚧️
the girls are fightinggg
Marls 🪩
take off ur tops!!
Lily Pad 🪷
fucking losers
Lily Pad 🪷
i take it back i don't want to see any of you
Jam 🥬
I can't sry
Jam 🥬
currently on the phone w crouch tryna do the pp
Lily Pad 🪷
huh
Lily Pad 🪷
didn't think you'd actually work together
Jam 🥬
we're sitting in silence
Jam 🥬
both muted ourselves
Marls 🪩
hah i watched him complain abt you today
Marls 🪩
after our study sesh
Jam 🥬
he was talking about me??
Mary 🐑
i believe she said COMPLAINING, love
Siri 🏳️⚧️
why you care?? @Jam
Jam 🥬
cause he's a dick
Jam 🥬
hang on rq
---
"...Hey Crouch?"
"What now?"
"Do you hate me?"
"What?"
"I feel like you hate me. So. Do you?"
"You're annoying."
"That doesn't answer my question."
"I don't hate you, Potter."
"Huh."
"You're an ass. And you're usuing the wrong font."
---
Petey 🪱
James u got smth to tell us 🤨
Siri 🏳️⚧️
🤨
Marls 🪩
🤨
Mary 🐑
🤨
Furry 🐺
🤨
Lily Pad 🪷
🤨
Jam 🥬
He doesn't hate me 😌
Siri 🏳️⚧️
WHY WOUDL TOU CARE
Mary 🐑
me finks someones got a crush
Marls 🪩
on Barty??
Marls 🪩
🤢
Jam 🥬
I DON'T HAGGE AIWBSISHE CURUS
Petey 🪱
man down 🚨
Furry 🐺
For the sake of my sanity I, going to say it's just his people pleasing tendancies
Jam 🥬
Thanks moons ❤️
Furry 🐺
thats not a good thing.
Jam 🥬
oh.
7:38 pm, Thursday
The Skittles 🍃
Rosie
who r u talking to Bart??
Dora
yeah?? who?? 🧐
Dorky
do they have smth to do w why Marls is sending me screenshots of her gc, perhaps?
Eggie
He's on the phone with Potter.
Eggie
They're doing a transfiguration PowerPoint for our group.
Batty
do any of u actually care
Rosie
was just curious at first
Rosie
now u seem defensive which is sus
Batty
I hate you
Rosie
...okay?
Rosie
@Dorky can u pls pls pls send me the screenshots
Dorky
mkay
Dora
oh us too!!
Batty
bite me
8:02 pm, Thursday
"You still there, Potty?"
"Huh? Oh- sorry. I think I'm falling asleep."
"Ha! It's 8 o'clock. How are you tired?"
"I was up earlier than usual, Pads was snoring."
"Well. Sucks to be you."
"Blah Blah. I'm gonna sign off now. G'night Crouch."
"Night Potter."
8:32 pm, Thursday
Dumb and DUmber
Dumber
yk prongs
Dumber
if u are into crouch
Dumber
i would understand
Dumb
what?
Dumber
like i get it. He's hot
Dumb
im literally laying next to you pads
Dumb
we could be having this convo irl
Dumber
I didn't wanna wake moony 😙
Dumb
alright. Go to sleep
Dumber
night prongs 💕
Dumb
Night pads 💕