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Miles Morales//rizz master//🌻
Hobie Brown//Gets rizzed//🎸
Miguel O'hara//cloud//☁️
Peni Parker//discord kitten...//⭐
Gwen Stacy//Emo//🧝🏻
Peter B. Parker//I'm not gay!//😨
Pavitr Prabhakar//CHAI TEA???//🔥🔥🔥
Noir// I’m 19.//👑
Peter Porker//I'M NOT FOOD//🥓
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CHAI TEA???:HELLO EVERYONE
Rizz master:HI PAVV
Gets rizzed:Wagwan you lot
I'm 19:Hello.
Emo:Wow, I feel so betrayed rn..
Gets rizzed:thas cuz ur yt
Reply To Emo
Rizz master:↑ok? Didn't ask+L+bozo+skill issue+physically challenged+ratio+stfu+your dad+imagine+imagine being betrayed by your on dad+emo+challenged in all ways+french ffr+no manners or mom
Gets rizzed:OH MY WORD
CHAI TEA???: REAL
Discord kitten...:WOW
Rizz master:there's a reason I'm the rizzler,
I rizz ppl up and dizz ppl too🥶🥶🥶
Emo:this is why your dad had to die
Gets rizzed:😨(this is why ur dad kicked u out and started hunting u down as spider girl)
CHAI TEA???:😨😨😨😨😨(she's a fatherless child)
Rizz master:😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨(REAL^)
Emo:I love how you guys just ganged up on me☹️
I'm 19:My son.
I'm not gay!:Is there a reason for so many notifications or🧍
Rizz master:Yeah, family reunion ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
Gets rizzed:FR
CHAI TEA???:did someone say family?
(Turns into Dominic Toretto)
Gets rizzed:Dead meme+L
CHAI TEA???:☹️
Emo:Next 1 to speak loves Peter b.
Silence...
I'm not gay:CRYING RN😭😭😭MAYDAY'S SPEAKING TO ME ASKING WHAT'S WRONG, Y'ALL ARE FAKE AS HELL😭😭😭😭😭
Rizz master:my bad bro, i js landed on a sharp ahh katana after doin a leap of faith for @I'm not gay!💀
Hru tho?
I'm not gay:I'm okay now 💔
Gets rizzed:Miles, how are you even typing right now?
Rizz master: Bro asked me like I knew😭💀
Papa noir help
Please
Gets rizzed:I'm coming over to your dimension dw pookie
Rizz master:no
I want noir☹️
Gets rizzed: @I'm 19.
I'm 19: I'll be there in 5.
CHAI TEA???: I think miles is dead wbu guys
Discord kitten...:probably
Cloud:Why is there 40 messages from this one group alone?
I'M NOT FOOD: because of your dad😎
Discord kitten...:You thought you ate🤢🤢🤢
Emo:bro rlly thought💀
I'M NOT FOOD:You kids are so mean these days💔
I'm 19:*insert a pic of miles sleeping with a bandage thing is wrapped around his chest and torso*
Cloud:What did I miss?
Actually, I don't want to know.
CHAI TEA???:Gwen said smth and no one replied, peter cried a bit, miles got injured just then so Noir went to him and BOOM u appeared and now we're here!
Cloud:I didn't ask for that but thank you, Pavitr.
Wait.
Who's Noir?
I'm 19.: I am.
And you are?
Cloud:I'm Miguel O'hara.
Gets rizzed:Awe the child abuser has manners
UNLIKE SOMEONE😡😡😡
Emo:Shut up, Hobart
It was a one time thing
CHAI TEA???:I'm sorry but HOBART???
CRYING💀💀💀💀💀
Gets rizzed:Stfu.
I'm 19:My son just woke up.
Gets rizzed:who?
I'm 19:Miles.
I'm not gay! :I'M SO HURT
@Rizz master how could you do this to me...
Rizz master:stdu y dik ridwr
Gets rizzed:WOOOOOWWWW
Cloud:Peter, just ignore him.
Emo:the dick riding is reeeeeaaaalllllll
Gets rizzed:stop dick riding oml miggy
Discord kitten...:FR
OMG😭😭😭
Rizz master:Noir I'm hungry
I'm 19.:You could've simply said that aloud seeing as I'm sitting right next to you.
Rizz master:Too much work
Too much energy
Can I have Empanadillas?
I'm 19:It's 2:47 in the morning. Have something like bread and jam. And with a warm cup of tea?
Rizz master:Yeah
.. .
Can you make it for me please
I'm 19:...
Okay, then.
After that, you're going right to sleep.
Okay?
Rizz master:yup
(They're both offline)
Discord kitten:OMG THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS SO CUTE 😭😭😭
CHAI TEA???:FR
I'M SO JEALOUS
I'm not gay!: Mayday and me are far cuter
Cloud:yeah
Gets rizzed:DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT
(YOUR HUSBAND IS GAY)
Cloud:what.
I'm not gay!:Just ignore them miggy.
Gets rizzed:DICK RIDER
CHAI TEA???:DICK RIDER
Emo:DICK RIDER
Discord kitten...:DICK RIDER
I'M NOT FOOD:DICK RIDER
Gets rizzed:hell nah
Even pork is saying it😭😭😭
Emo:AND PAV😭😭😭😭😭
I'm 19.:Everybody, please be quite for the next 6 hours.
Miles is asleep and the notifications aren't turning off.
I wouldn't want him to wake up.
Emo:Send a picture of Miles sleeping and we'll see
I'm 19:Okay.
*insert picture of miles leaning his head on noir's shoulder and noir putting his head on miles’ head(they both look very peaceful)
Emo:AWE
Gets rizzed:HE'S SO CUTE
CHAI TEA???:MY HUSBAND
Gets rizzed:*our
CHAI TEA???:no.
I'm not gay!:He looks so peaceful..
Cloud:.
I'm 19:Yes, yes. Now could you all please stop talking? He might wake up.
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𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙋𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙃𝙤𝙗𝙞𝙚
(Hobie=🎸and Pav=🍵🍵🍵)
🎸:OI
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
HUSBAND STEALER
🍵🍵🍵:WHAT
NO
WE'RE EVEN DATING🤨🤨🤨
🎸:😨
😭😭😭
Of all people 😭
🍵🍵🍵:he chose me becausr I'm special ❤
🎸:Nah ur js disabled
🍵🍵🍵:yeah
I got bdd
🎸:tf is bdd
WAIT NO
PAVITR DONT
🍵🍵🍵:big dick disorder😈😈😈
🎸:if u say say smth ur homophobic
🍵🍵🍵:im proud of myself too 😘xxx