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    Get Over Your Arachnophobia Quick and Other Fun Activities For Spider Mutates by

    Fandoms: Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games), Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    23 Jun 2025

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    How's Peter supposed to explain all the little changes that come from being a spider-mutate to his new, and completely unexpected, protege?

    Like, “Hey, being Spider-Man is great and everything, but there’s a whole, whole lot the public doesn’t get to see that comes along with being part spider, and not to freak you out or anything, but you just need to read through this list of frankly insane-sounding effects that you might not ever even encounter with your specific mutation! Have fun and let me know if you have questions!”

    Or maybe something like, “Hey, so you should know you aren’t a monster, but you aren’t exactly human anymore and can expect some changes in your near future. Just wanted to let you know that! Feel free to consult this notebook I've been keeping since my own bite for changes and potential solutions.”

    Pssh, yeah right. Like either of those would work.

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    20 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 72

    The Wind Follows by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Luke Cage (TV), Jessica Jones (TV), Iron Man (Comics), Marvel Noir, The Defenders (Comic), Daredevil (Comics)  

    30 Sep 2025

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    Pete couldn't remember the last time getting a crowbar to the face felt like a relief, but the only thing he could think before his vision whited out was the fact that the jig was up. He would never have to do this again.

    Now he'd just have to get out of this alive.

    (can be read without reading Burning Matches, be patient with it)

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    20 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 55

    War Within by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)  

    27 Oct 2019

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    Peter Benjamin Parker is achy after a rainy night on patrol. With his luck being what it is, it's no surprise to him when he wakes up in the morning with one hell of a cold. Luckily for him, now there's someone he can call.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    Incorrect B-Team Quotes by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)  

    14 Jul 2023

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    Does what it says on the tin. Incorrect quotes centered around Peni, Noir, and Ham.

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    20 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 19

    Everything In Its Right Place by ,

    Fandom: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

    13 Oct 2020

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    Collection of fics, not really connected, with Spider-Man Noir. He needs more appreciation (and all the hugs).

    All of the titles (as well as the inspiration) are from Radiohead's songs.

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    20 Sep 2025