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1. I have the most important job by Bainshie

   Fandoms: Original Work, Humanity Fuck Yeah! (HFY), humans are space orcs - Fandom  

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   • Complete Work

   25 Jun 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Science Fiction
   • Artificial Intelligence
   • HFY
   • Sad
   • Aliens
   • Humanity is Awesome

   Summary

   Terrans are not the strongest species in the universe. They are not the fastest species. They are most definitely not the smartest. But Terrans are the loneliest, willing to befriend anything that moves and several things that don't.

   After humanity nearly made themselves extinct with a "Terran brand oopsie"™, trillions of Terrans awaken from stasis and set themselves upon a Galaxy teeming with alien life, each writing their own story among the stars. Stories of compassion, of anger, of revenge, of justice. Stories of the clever and stories of the downright stupid.

   But mostly the story of Terrans looking for the one thing that all beings desire: Friendship amongst a lonely universe.

   A half wholesome, half emotionally scaring, half self improvement writing project, half mathematics fail due to there being too many halves. Originally posted and created for /r/HFY

   I have the most important job: All Terran AI have one job and one job alone - To keep their creators happy and safe.

   Series

   • Part 4 of LF Friends, Will Travel

   Language:

   English

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   3,851

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