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As the class were looking at Wei WuXian and Jin Zixuan glaring at each other, a sudden light appeared showing them a semi distant scene
"LAN WANGJI" A Seemingly older Jiang Cheng shouts at the equally older second master Lan who turned around and like wise coldly said "Jiang Wanyin"
"You, with the surname of Lan. Do me a favour and act flustered around your husband from time to time even if you don't feel like it" a blink from Lan WangJi showed his confusion causing Jiang Cheng to continue
"I mean, WHY should I be tortured and suffer from a sulking Wei WuXian who keeps on repeating a mantra of 'why does Lan Zhan not feel flustered around me anymore? Did he stop loving me? Am I no more attractive to him? Jiang Cheng do I look less sexy? Why do we no more do it everyday? Is he tired of me? Brother, do you think I gotta put makeup on to hide those dark circles? I've been staying up late lately working on some research. Do I need to get into diet? I know I gained some weight recently. *Gasp* Are we going to divorce? What about our children? Jiang Cheng say something! Do you hear me, chengcheng!?' while he's on the verge of tears. So for fuck's sake do something and show your husband your disgusting shameless love! I really don't want to hear about my brother's private affairs nor his body. And seriously look at me Lan WangJi! It's all because of you that my brother became this idiot in love. So take responsibility accordingly or I'm gonna break your legs"
Lan WangJi as if he wasn't concerned at Jiang Cheng's threats only said "I love Wei Ying, it just he needs to rest lately. He hurt his back two weeks ago, the healers said so. Otherwise, of course I want to ravish my Wei Ying"
Jiang Cheng screamed "STOP! YOU, I just said I don't want to hear about this" smirking Lan WangJi replied
"But I don't want to break your arms if you broke my legs, Wei Ying is going to feel bad twice over, both his husband and brother hurt and obviously I will be the one being taken care by Wei Ying"
Jiang WanYin's face turned sour, green and purple all at once
"You are one hell of brother in law" The foul mood Jiang Cheng said
"You are not any better, you know that" deadpanned Lan WangJi
"I so fucking much hate you, Lan -get-the-hell-out-my-sight- WangJi"
"Like a wise, Jiang -forever-single-grumpy-tsundere- WanYin" countered a shit eating grinning Lan WangJi
"what" Jin Zixuan started "the fuck" the Yunmeng twin prides completed
Before Wei WuXian straight away flew out of the room
And just like that, Jin Zixuan's earlier comment was forgotten and rumours about WangXian were wide like wild fire