Work Text:
Steve had just woken up from his nap, he took an ax and went outside, he also had some TNT with him, “I’ll show them.” He grumbled to himself as he set off for a nearby village. Yesterday, while trying to trade, some Villagers had made fun of them. Today, Steve was gonna, to put it bluntly, kill them all.
He soon arrived at the village, he then got a shovel and started to dig under, after digging for a bit, Steve was right under the Village itself and he began to make a huge cavern to place TNT. Once he had done that, he started putting TNT down, finally, he was ready to set the place up in flames.
As he took the Flint, all of a sudden, an explosion happened that sent a big hole through the cavern, it also destroyed the TNT, “What, WHAT THE F*CK!!?” Steve yelled out in fury, he got up from the hole and took a look around, when he looked up, he saw the Ender Dragon looking down at him, “HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!” He yelled.
“I’m here to be a dick.” The Ender Dragon said with a smile, “Well, go be a dick somewhere else, this is my terrority!!” Steve retorted, the Ender Dragon gave Steve’s comment some thought. “No.” She calmly responded, “Well sh*t.” Steve muttered under his breath, with that, the Ender Dragon started destroying the village.
This lasted for half an hour, all the while, Steve could only watch as she did, finally, she grew bored, “Well that was fun.” She said, she then turned around. “Back to the end.” She continued on, she then flew into a portal and disappeared, Steve thought to himself, anger started growing inside him, he was livid.
“That b*tch thinks she can ruin these Villagers lives and get away scott free.” Steve said to himself, “Well, think again.” He continued, he started off to kill the Dragon, but he soon stopped because he realized that it would be impossible to kill her by himself so he started thinking, (Who can I bring?) He thought to himself, that’s when he hatched an idea.
_gamemode 1 , With that command, Steve flew high into the sky.
—
The gang was chilling at the castle, Mario had brought Bowser along to play video games, Smg4 had also joined them as well, they were playing Smash Bros, everything was nice and peaceful. All of a sudden, Steve burst through the doors, everyone looked with shock, “Steve, tf are you doing here?” Smg4 asked, but Steve didn’t respond.
He just looked around, then without warning, flew over to Smg4, Mario and Bowser, he grabbed them, he then looked around again, he saw Toad and decided to grab him, “AH, HELLLPPP!!” Toad cried out, Steve then turned around and left the castle, leaving everyone speechless, “Ah, they’ll be fine.” Bob said before he went back to his video.
—
Steve flew back into his world, the gang he had collected were screaming like crazy, once they had reached the ground, Steve put them all on the ground.
_gamemode 0
Once Steve had gotten out of creative mode, he went to the others, “Hi guys!” Steve said to them, all of a sudden, Toad grabbed him.
“WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!” Toad shouted, he then started to go off on Steve, Smg4 got up and got Toad off Steve, “Steve, what’s going on?” Smg4 asked him, “Well you see, I was gonna ruin that Village over there.” Steve said, hitting in that direction, “But then the Ender Dragon ruined it so I’m gonna kill her.” Steve finished, the gang stared at him.
“That’s the dumbest logic I’ve ever heard.” Bowser commented, “Yeah, Imma agree.” Mario added on, “Yeah Steve, we’re not gonna help you with that.” Smg4 told him, Steve took offense to this, “Oh, trust me, you’re gonna help.” Steve retorted, Mario and Bowser started laughing, “And what are you gonna do?” Mario laughed, Steve pulled out an enchanted diamond sword and hit Mario causing him to go up in flames.
“I’m gonna burn you.” He calmly said, “Besides, you’re gonna be stuck in here forever cause you don’t have the computer as a way out.” Steve also added, “Da**it, he’s right, fine, we’ll help.” Smg4 responded, “But, we need weapons first.” He then added on, Steve turned and went to his home, he came out with armor and tools for the others, “Sweet.” Toad said, holding a diamond sword, “Let’s go.” Steve said and they started off.
—
The Ender Dragon and the Endermen were having the best party of their entire lives, “YEAAAAA!” She cried, as they continued to party, the gang arrived, “Oh, what a nice party, imma join it.” Mario said as he took off, “WAIT MARIO YOU DUMBA**!!” Smg4 called out to him, but Mario was already on his way.
“Yo, this party slaps.” One Endermen said to a fellow comrade, “I know right?” The other Endermen responded, “Yeah, this party looks great.” Mario told them, the Endermen just stared at him for a moment, then they screamed like little girls, “INTRUDER!!!” They screamed, this caught the attention of the other Endermen and the Ender Dragon, “Oh come on.” She muttered to herself.
Finally, the other members caught up to him, “Mario you idiot, what do you think you’re doing!?” Toad yelled at him, “Hey, Mario wants to party.” Mario told the others, all of a sudden, he was blasted by the Ender Dragon, “WAAAAA!!” Mario screamed as he flew, “Haha.” Toad laughed, “You little ******!” Steve yelled to the Dragon.
Everyone just stared at him, “Dude, uncool.” Bowser muttered to him, “KILL THEM!!” The Ender Dragon ordered her minions, and the gang soon found themselves getting beaten up by Endermen. “Take this!!” Steve told the Endermen has he took swings at them, meanwhile, Smg4 ran around, screaming like a p*ssy, Toad was getting gangbanged, Bowser was really the only one fighting.
Finally, the Endermen were defeated, it took forever as Steve’s team was just useless as you can imagine, except for one, now they faced the Ender Dragon and she was scared. “Time to pay!!” Steve called out to her, “Ok, sure.” She responded, with that, the gang started their attack, Steve used his bow to shoot the Dragon, meanwhile, Smg4, Mario and Bowser were taking out the crystals that sat on top of big pillars, and Toad…was on his phone.
The gang continued the fight, but the fight soon turned against them, Smg4, Mario and Bowser were getting knocked off the pillars and Steve was getting blasted by her breath, “Jesus, ever think of using mouthwash!!” He called to her, “Shut up!” She responded, and soon, the gang were on the brink of defeat.
“Fools, thought you could defeat me.” She laughed at them, she was about to blow her dragon breath at her when all of a sudden, she died instantly, “Uh, what just happened?” Smg4 asked everyone, they then looked around to see Toad, who was still on his phone.
The gang came over to take a look, what they saw shocked them, Toad had Minecraft’s cheats on and he used instanta kill on the Dragon, “Wow, how anti-climaxed.” Mario grumbled, Steve then cut his head off, “Still works for me.” Steve said
_gamemode 1
Steve picked the gang up and flew off.
—
Steve then arrived outside the castle and dropped them off, “Thanks for helping.” Steve told them before he disappeared, “Bye Steve.” Smg4 and Mario groaned, as they watched him disappear, Mario thought of something, “Wait, couldn’t he have used…” He said, the gang thought before they came to their senses, “THAT DUMBA**!!” Toad yelled.