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It was a lovely day, but it wasn’t for Mario, he had to go to court, the judge stepped forward, “All rise.” The Judge said, but no one did, “I SAID RISE THE F*CK UP!!” He yelled, everyone instantly rose to attention, “Alright, today's case involves…” The Judge said as he looked over the paper, his face soon dropped, “Mario…” He growled.
Mario was sitting down, picking his nose, “The one and only.” He said with a smile, next to Mario was Meggy, who was defending him, “What did the fata** do this time?” The Judge asked Mr. Monitor, “Very illegal sh*t.” He responded, “I know illegal stuff, but what kind of stuff?” The Judge asked again, “Very illegal stuff.” Mr. The Monitor responded, the Judge threw this hammer at him, “YOUR USELESS!!” He yelled.
He then turned his attention back to Mario, “Alright, let’s do this.” The Judge said, he banged his hammer on the gavel, what followed is a long, boring drama that happens during court sessions and I would be wasting my time writing it down, taking away the title of this story…ah sh*t, that’s what I’m doing now……oh well.
“And that’s why he’s innocent of your honor.” Meggy finished her statement, the Judge sat there, “Guilty.” He muttered as he hit the gavel, “WHAT, WHY!!?” Meggy screamed, “He literally shanked someone.” The Judge said, “And there’s a lot of evidence to prove it too.” The Judge continued, “Hey, he pissed me off.” Mario shouted, “I rest my case.” The Judge muttered.
With one more hit of the gavel, the session was over, the Judge thought to himself what should Mario’s punishment be, finally he came to a decision, “Take him to the place.” The Judge told one of the Guards, “Yes boss.” The Guard responded, he went over and picked up Mario, “Hey, what are you doing!?” Meggy yelled.
The Guard didn’t respond, he took Mario away, “WAAA, WOOMY, HELP!!!” Mario screamed, “Don’t worry red, I’ll do something!!” Meggy responded as the door closed. Meggy turned around, “Where are you taking him!?” She yelled at the Judge, the Judge just stared, “To the place. ” He muttered, Meggy just blankly stared.
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Mario sat in the back of the car, he was really scared, “WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME!!!?” Mario shouted, “To the place. ” The Guard muttered, “Oh no, IMMA GET R*PED!!” Mario shouted, the car came to an instant stop, “I’m not gonna r*p you, although I wish I could.” The Guard responded as he continued driving.
Finally, when they arrived, Mario was kicked out of the car. When he got up, he saw a lawnmower, “What!?” Mario questioned, “Your punishment for crimes against humanity is mowing all of that.” The Guard pointed, there was a huge field that needed to be mowed. Mario's face dropped, “NOOOOOOO!!” He cried, the Guard hopped back into his car.
“See ya.” He said and drove away in a blink of an eye, leaving Mario to his own devices, Mario stared at the machine, fear taking hold of him, (Anything but that.) Mario thought to himself, Mario began thinking of ways of getting out of this chore, “Come on.” Mario said, he pulled his brain out of his head, “THINK MOTHF*CKER!!” He shouted at it, “I’m trying.” His Brain responded.
After a bit more thinking, it finally hatched something, it started whispering into Mario’s ear, Mario started to smile, “Yeah, yeah, I like your still.” Mario told his brain, he then reached into his pocket and pulled out his phone and dialed it, on the other end, it was Smg4, “SMG4, I NEED YOUR HELP!!!” Mario shouted, Smg4 was silent.
Then, all of a sudden, the phone was hung up, Mario just gave a blink stare, “What a d*ck.” He muttered to himself, he then looked back at the lawnmower, he sighed and walked over to the machine, “Alright Mario, you can do this, just focus.” Mario told himself, he reached for the mower and flipped a switch up.
Without warning, the lawnmower took off, leaving Mario behind, “HEY COME BACK HERE!!” Mario screamed as he took off after the machine, the lawnmower ran circles around Mario and across the entire field. Mario kept trying to get it, but kept failing at every turn, finally, he ran out of patience.
“Okay, Plan B.” Mario told himself, he phoned once again, out of nowhere, SwagMaster appeared, “Hey Mario, you called?” SwagMaster asked, “Yes.” Mario responded, pointing to the lawnmower that was still going crazy, “Don’t worry, I know what to do.” SwagMaster told him.
Swag then pulled out a huge nuke, “Woah, woah, tf are you doing!?” Mario asked him, “That thing is too dangerous to be kept alive, so I shall kill it with fire.” SwagMaster responded. He then took aim and was ready to fire, then he took the shot, the bomb hit the lawnmower, the entire place went up in fire and smoke.
After the smoke had cleared, all that had remained was a huge crater where the grass and lawn mower stood, Mario and Swag stared, “Godammit.” Mario whispered to himself, all of a sudden, they both heard a horn, they looked back to see a car rolling up, “The hell is this?” SwagMaster asked.
Out from the car came the Judge and Meggy, “Good news red, you’re free.” Meggy told him, “Wait really?” Mario responded with glee, “Yup, it turns out you weren’t the one to commit the murder.” The Judge said, Mario gave a sus look, “Yeah, not responsible.” He said, “So, how did you do on the grass…” The Judge said looking, all he saw was a crater.
“What…What happened.” The Judge said, Mario and Swag looked at each other, then they both nodded, they took off, Mario picking up Meggy, “AH, WHAT THE HELL!!?” Meggy yelled, Mario threw her into the car and they sped away. “Run b*tch, RUNNNNN!!” SwagMaster said.