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1. Consummate Professional by egomaniac

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   12 Dec 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas
   • John Egbert/Karkat Vantas
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Jake English
   • Dirk Strider
   • Dave Strider
   • John Egbert
   • Jane Crocker
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Kanaya Maryam
   • Post-Sburb (Homestuck)
   • Dysfunctional Relationships
   • Quadrant Vacillation
   • Power Dynamics
   • Secret Relationship
   • Quadrant Confusion
   • Speciesism
   • Xenophilia
   • Alien Cultural Differences
   • Emotional Manipulation
   • Interspecies Awkwardness
   • Infidelity
   • Cuckolding
   • Humiliation
   • Power Play
   • Tentabulges (Homestuck)
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Size Kink
   • Porn With Plot
   • Slow Burn

   Summary

   Following some personal romantic fumbles, Karkat takes an interest in Dirk and Jake’s dysfunctional relationship and tries to platonically mediate through the human means of couples counseling. The nature of his involvement quickly spirals out of control.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   97,585

   Chapters:

   9/16

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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