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Kazuichi was inside of his room, he was doing his usual business of fixing broken machinery. He wanted to look at his phone, which was playing music from his personal playlist. Kazuichi sighed and put down his screwdriver. He thought he could stop for a moment, he did make a lot of progress and he could use the break.
Kazuichi picked up his phone, pausing the music before clicking on a notification. It was from his partner, Gundham.
He read the text, which was Gundham greeting him. Nothing out of the ordinary. He wondered what he wanted from him.
"Hey, Gundham!!!"
"Ah, my paramour. You finally replied."
Kazuichi noticed that the message was sent 20 minutes ago. Oops.
"yeah, sorry about that!! xP"
"was busy with machines, like usual-"
"it is fine with me, i am not in a hurry, after all."
"oh okk!!"
"well, do u want anything from me???? did one of ur devas break their toys again??"
"ah, no, no. nothing of the sort."
"well, i heard from the obnoxious musician that you fixed her instrument of electricity earlier, and she said you 'slayed' while doing it."
"what exactly did you slay, my beloved? a demon perhaps?"
Kazuichi let out a laugh. Gundham was the last person Kazuichi expected to use such words because he wanted to fit his dark aesthetic and persona. Plus, since Gundham didn't grow up with social media unlike his consort, the breeder didn't understand most internet slangs and abbreviations that some of his classmates (mostly Ibuki) had used.
Kazuichi stifled another giggle as he kept texting him.
"i didn't kill anything gundham lol"
"oh."
"then why did she say such a word then?"
"its internet slang, gundham"
"hmph. i will never get you mortals and your need to put unnecessary secondary meanings to existing words."
"welcome to the modern generation, u old man <3"
"jk ily bby"
"i love you too, my paramour."
Well, at least Gundham understood that. Mostly because Kazuichi keeps texting him like that and its one of the more simpler online abbreviations, but still, it's a good start.
"also, ibuki told me to say 'i want to eat your kazussy out' to you. i have no idea what that entails."
Okay, so Kazuichi didn't expect that message to pop up. But did the factor that Gundham didn't know what the message means make it funnier? Hell yes. Kazuichi bursted out laughing while texting Gundham again.
"LMAOO DUDE-"
"i cant stop fucking laughing holy shit-"
"my beloved, i still have no clue what 'kazussy' means. if it is a kind of food i'm not aware of, i apologize for being so dense."
Kazuichi decided to be blunt with Gundham.
"kazussy is the mashup of my name and the word pussy LMAO"
"which means you wanna eat my pussy out"
His text was instantly read by the breeder, but however, he did not text back immediately. Kazuichi snickered as he imagined Gundham's face. His pale complexion, now painted with tomato red from his profuse blushing from the realization. It would be a cute and hilarious sight to the mechanic, seeing his boyfriend so flustered like that.
"oh-"
"yeah lmao"
Kazuichi decided to add to his message.
"i mean... if u still wanna eat my kazussy out im up for it? 👀"
Gundham, for the second time, took a second to respond.
"if you insist on it, my beloved."
"however, i would like to request that you cease saying 'kazussy', it does not sound good to my ears."
Which Kazuichi thought he meant that he cringed at the word itself, which was understandable.
"yeah of course!! i understand!!"
"anyways, when r u coming over?"