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Bg info pookies💖
Dottore: toothpaste(he/it)
Webttore: Zandeez(he/it)
Primettore: Prime energy(he/it)
Pantalone: prettyboy(he/they)
Tartaglia: TimmyTargle(he/him)
Scara: coochieboy(he/they/it)
Captaino: himbo(he/him)
Arlecchino: orphans(:(she/her)
Columbina: Menace(she/they)
Sandrone: robots😩(she/they)
La Signora: mommy(she/her)
Pierro: gilf(he/him)
Set sometime before sumeru
They have phones bc idk sandrone made them or some shit
Pulcienna or whatever tf got kicked out bc no one likes him😍
Dottore and Pantalone are a lil fruity together
So are Arlecchino and Columbina
And so is Tartar sauce and Zhongli
Zhongli is mentioned ever so often
Baizhu will also be mentioned and I might add him bc i headcanon him being half-brothers wit pantalone(thatll be later tho)(might add zhongli and just other characters in general well see)
Everyone is a homo💪💪💪
Lots of cussing and use of the f and t slur (author is both gay and trans stfu)
probably no plot😍
Might be ooc character for a lot of these hoes(written before fontaine release/4.0)
Ass spelling and grammar bc author is probably dyslexic to some degree😍
thats all bbgs😋