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1. Bully! by justsomedumbhistorybuff

   Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, Gen
   • Complete Work

   21 Jul 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Theodore Roosevelt (Night at the Museum) & Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt Jr.
   • Theodore Roosevelt/Sacajawea (Night at the Museum)
   • Theodore Roosevelt & Everyone (Night at The Museum)
   • Attila the Hun (Night at the Museum)
   • Ahkmenrah (Night at the Museum)
   • Christopher Columbus (Night at the Museum)
   • Larry Daley
   • Theodore Roosevelt (Night at the Museum)
   • Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt Jr.
   • Jedediah (Night at the Museum)
   • Octavius (Night at the Museum)
   • Sacajawea (Night at the Museum)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Not Really Crack But Close Enough
   • Chance Meetings
   • Limbo
   • because it is admittedly a limbo type thing
   • that teddy tag is potentially the most confusing thing ive typed of all time
   • Awkwardness
   • im pioneering that fucking Teddy & Everyone tag and you cant stop me
   • Historical References
   • Slang
   • except like ONCE at the end
   • Injury

   Summary

   When Teddy had to be repaired for paint damages and a couple of dents (the Huns had thrown the football a little too hard), he just expected to see black behind his eyelids. What he didn’t expect, was. Well.

   “Why do you look like me?”

   To see his actual persona.

   Series

   • Part 5 of my weird NATM fics that aren't related at all

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,240

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   41

   Bookmarks:

   6

   Hits:

   473