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1. It's basically a weird cat, right? by verimakea

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Sep 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
   • Kyle Broflovski/Heidi Turner
   • Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Eric Cartman
   • Stan Marsh
   • Heidi Turner
   • Wendy Testaburger
   • Liane Cartman
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Bebe Stevens
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Craig Tucker
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Alternate Universe - Never Met
   • raccoon
   • do not take any of this seriously
   • Comedy
   • Romance
   • Dating
   • Roommates
   • Death
   • fatphobic language
   • Cuddling
   • and that is a threat
   • Parody
   • Do not feed your backyard raccoons or this might happen to you
   • Shapeshifting
   • Making Out
   • Jealousy
   • Smoking
   • Slow Burn
   • Kinda
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Drinking
   • Masturbation
   • Pining
   • Eric Cartman Being Eric Cartman
   • Bottom Eric Cartman
   • Top Kyle Broflovski
   • First Time
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Character Death
   • Fluff and Angst

   Summary

   Kyle, aged 28, moves to South Park to escape the stress of East Coast and purchases a house in dire need of renovation. He soon finds out that he has a roommate he didn't sign up for.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   81,783

   Chapters:

   8/8

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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