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“Soul, I have a problem.”
A loud groan, as the fridge door closed.
“What is it now?”
The Heart stepped into the kitchen, standing next to the Soul as he popped the tab of his Monster.
“It’s a Mind-related problem.”
“What, did you two have a lovers quarrel or something?”
“No. It’s just,”
Heart paused, sighing.
“He’s too tall for me to kiss on the lips.”
A beat.
“Are you serious? Is that what you’re bothering me for?”
“It is. Got any ideas?”
Soul sighed, thinking.
“...I have one.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. It’s very simple. All you have to do is…”
“Mind.”
“Yes, Heart?”
“Come here.”
The Mind shuffled into the living room, where Heart sat. Upon hearing his presence, Heart pushed himself off the couch, moving to Mind.
“Is everything alright? Are you okay?”
A long pause.
“Heart-”
Without warning, Heart reeled back, clenching his fist. His fist made contact with Mind’s stomach, causing the taller man to gasp.
“Ghk-”
Mind doubled over, groaning. He clutched his stomach in pain, snapping his head up to look at Heart.
“The hell was that for!?”
Heart smirked, leaning in.
“This.”
Heart planted his lips on Mind’s, before pulling away. Heart seemed content with his actions, as Mind’s face flushed blue.
“...You just wanted to kiss me!?”
“Yeah!”
“Why didn’t you just ask!?”
“Oh.”
“OH!?”
Mind groaned again, mumbling obscenities as he straightened. He stared at Heart, who now wore a dopey grin.
“Just ask me to bend over!”
“My bad.”
Standing straight now, Mind scowled at Heart (the latter beaming back at him) before rolling his eyes and leaning down ever so slightly to give Heart yet another kiss, without the assault this time.
“Are you happy now?”
“Very.”
“You’re a little shit, you know that?”
“You love me.”
“Regrettably so.”