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    There Are Many Benefits (To Rethinking This Career Path) by

    Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach - Fandom  

    18 Jul 2024

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    [FIC IS ON HIATUS AS OF 2ND FEBRUARY 2025]

    Life is cushy, working on a subterranean research facility on an underexplored ocean planet. As the resident handyman, most of your work takes place underwater - lucky for you, cave diving is your passion. With the building between bi-annual research teams, and the next lot yet to arrive, you find yourself with an excess of free time. All you have to do is fulfil your weekly duties, prepare the facility for the next team of researchers, and relax. Oh, and track down the net that went missing some time ago.

    And then you find it.
    In a submerged cave.
    Trapping a mermaid.

    You really wish this wasn't your responsibility.

    (Moon thinks he should have listened to Sun and stuck to hunting in warmer waters. Why does this bizarre two-tailed mermaid keep coming at him with sharp instruments?)

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    An Arm and a Leg by

    Fandoms: Bugsnax (Video Game)  

    07 May 2022

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    There’s… something, between them. A strand of twine, perhaps, frayed and fragile, barely able to sustain the weakest tug of tension.

    And Floofty, for reasons they do not yet understand, does not want to break it.

    “Come live with me.”

    (Chandlo moves in with Floofty after they escape from Snaktooth Island. They process their grief in two very different ways: Chandlo does, and Floofty does not.)

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    26 Dec 2025

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    The Side Effects of Portals and the Use of Them. by

    Fandom TheFamousFilms

    10 Dec 2022

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    Whatever the Opposite of a Speedrun Is by

    Fandoms: The Stanley Parable  

    11 Aug 2022

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    What if the game mechanics didn’t force Stanley to hit the Skip Button?

    Would time still force him to do it, anyway?

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    Logan Accidentally Steals Two (2) Children by

    Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)  

    08 Dec 2025

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    Logan Sanders is so excited to study this exciting new creature that's been discovered! The spider-like creature is very interesting, and oddly adorable.

    A few weeks later, a similar situation arises when an octopus like creature is discovered.

    But surely they couldn't know each other. They aren't sentient. They're not related, and they definitely don't have an overprotective (and oddly attractive) snake parent looking for them. Nope, definitely not.

    (or, how Logan became part of a monster family)

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    21 Jun 2024