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I don't like how homophobic this card is - Lucifer
Gays don't own reflacted light! - Satan
Is being smart a feminine trait??? - Mammon
Biting people is a sign that you're gay - Mammon
You can't have my mommy milkers just because you're flat - Diavolo
I don't appreciate being barked at - Lucifer
My favorite queer character is my right hand - Mammon
I'm suicidal cause... Bible - Lucifer
Did you just consider that the world is a burrito? - Satan
Maybe I should be straight for pride month - Diavolo
I'm sorry, I'm a Twink, I can't help it - Asmo
A house, but it's not a house - Mammon
Sometimes talking to you is the definition of just smile and nod - Lucifer
You're making me more of a sad and distraught homosexual - Diavolo
The day of the birth has fallen upon me - Belphie
I don't have autism, I'm just stupid - Mammon
I've got big thighs and even bigger dreams - Asmo
Apparently they need non-penis-like sausages - Barbatos
(To the tune of People Are Crazy) Women want me, fish fear me, and people are crazy - Drunk Mammon
I'm a little more mentally ill than you might think - Lucifer
As in penis or a dog? - Satan
Cause they're all obsessed with their mental health because they're weak - Lucifer
Why are you so hot, and yet, so evil? - Levi
At the thighs, where the rubbing happens - Asmo
That was blind homosexual obedience right there - Satan
It's not pride month anymore, go back into the closet! - Diavolo
I can assure you I don't have a penis - Barbatos
Oh yeah I forgot after pride month we don't exist - Asmo
Why would we care about that? I think we're smarter than the Bible - Mammon
I get nervous if I don't have my phone in the bathroom because what if there's a spider - Beel
I like the drama, but not the trauma that goes along with it - Asmo
Do you have no sense? Do you take showers? - Satan
I think if a person has different organs, I'm allowed to judge them - Lucifer
Babygirl is a state of mind - Asmo