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1. Sharing Last Names by serpentzbreath

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   12 Oct 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
   • Eric Cartman
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Liane Cartman
   • Cupid Me (South Park)
   • enemies to husbands
   • Enemies to Friends
   • Character Study
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • Mental Health Issues
   • Drama
   • Humor
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Canon-Typical Behavior
   • canon-typical bigotry
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Medical Conditions
   • Post-Canon
   • Mental Instability
   • Delusions
   • Angst
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Slow Burn
   • Dark Comedy
   • Denial of Feelings
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • enemies to domestic partners
   • Marriage

   Summary

   After receiving life-threatening news of a serious health scare, Eric Cartman resorts to his only option to cover the costs of his medical expenses. AKA: Cartman marries Kyle to gain access to his health insurance plan.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   73,359

   Chapters:

   12/12

   Comments:

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