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the losers club
eddie, richie, bill, stanley, bev, ben, mike
1:24PM
beverage: sup losers
beverage: he said yes
beverage: [ben’s hand with an empty ring finger and beverly flipping off the camera.jpeg]
micycle and five others reacted ❤️
dover: first inter-losers bf!!
micycle: fiNALLY
micycle: im gonna cry you guys
beverage: aw mike !
beverage: <3
big boi bill: first
big boi bill: ??
trashmouth™: dibs flower girl!
beverage: ur officiating bae
stan urmom: Bold of you to assume you’re invited. Congrats guys. Not surprised, but congrats!
eds spagheds: asdfgh gUys!!!!!
eds spagheds: crying @ club
eds spagheds changed chat name to ‘the lovers club’
big boi bill: bev can i be ur maid of honest
stan urmom: Maid of honest.
trashmouth™: MAID OF HINET
dover: of course you can bill!! mike will be mine
eds spagheds: so you hate me
stan urmom: Yes.
dover: no eddie!!! i love you all equally! except bev a little more ;)
beverage: ily2
beverage: you will all be part of the ceremony dw
trashmouth™: do we get a plus one
trashmouth™: eds is ur mom free
eds spagheds: dont
eds spagheds: dont call me that
eds spagheds: dont invite my mom
eds spagheds: actually dont breathe anymore either
trashmouth™: im already breathless ur mom took my breathe away
stan urmom: *Breath
eds spagheds: fucj off richie
stan urmom: *Fuck
trashmouth™: swORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
eds spagheds: FUCK OFF STANLEY
beverage: i love this family
big boi bill and six others reacted ❤️
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handsome→handsomer
mike→ben
1:31PM
handsome: ben!!! im soooo happy for you!1
handsomer: thank you mike :) im so happy too! i cant believe she asked me out
handsome: i can!!
handsome: i told you she liked you too!!
handsomer: you did
handsome: and you didnt even have to ask her urself!!
handsomer: i know! she asked for me instead! shes so perfect!
handsome: aw ur so whipped
handsomer reacted ❤️
handsome: and so is bev!!!
handsomer reacted ❤️
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beetlejuice→beetleredbull
richie→bev
1:33PM
beetlejuice: BEV
beetlejuice: VHDGEJKSHVJFJE
beetleredbull: RICHIEE
beetleredbull: AFWRDWEASG
beetlejuice: ur gonna get RAILED girllll
beetlejuice: cant walk the next day kinda railed
beetleredbull: MY SICK LEAVE IS ON STANDBY HUNNY
beetleredbull: wait
beetleredbull: how would u know what that kinda railing is like
beetlejuice: i have a vEry vivid imagination
beetlejuice: also that was an unnecessary callout
beetlejuice: whOre
beetleredbull: viRgin
beetlejuice: chOke
beetleredbull: kinky ;DDDDDD
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double date :)
eddie, myra, bev, ben
3:18PM
Edward Kaspbrak has created a chat.
Edward Kaspbrak has added Beverly Marsh, Benjamin Hanscom and Myra Layton to the chat.
Edward Kaspbrak has named the chat double date :)
Edward Kaspbrak: hey guys!!!
Edward Kaspbrak: now that ur (finally) official, myra and i were wondering if you guys wanted to go out!!
Myra Layton: omg yes!!
Myra Layton: so excited for you guys
Myra Layton: you guys are so well matched
Myra Layton: bev when eddie bear told me you liked bill i was so shocked- i couldnt see you guys together at ALL
Myra Layton: like hes a popular athlete kinda guy
Myra Layton: and youre more offbeat
Myra Layton: but THIS
Myra Layton: yeah you guys are really suited to each other
Beverly Marsh: thanks myra! thats sweet of you!
Beverly Marsh: im glad you approve x
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january embers→my heart
bev→ben
3:19PM
january embers: jesus fucking chRIST
my heart: i know babe
january embers: babe 🥺
my heart: 😁
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double date :)
eddie, myra, bev, ben
3:20PM
Benjamin Hanscom: a double date sounds great!
Myra Layton: omg that rhymes!
Myra Layton: when hes a poet
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january embers→my heart
bev→ben
3:20PM
january embers: choke and die whore.
my heart: jEsus fucking christ
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double date :)
eddie, myra, bev, ben
3:21PM
Edward Kaspbrak has changed their nickname to Eddie
Eddie has changed Myra Layton’s nickname to Myra
Eddie has changed Beverly Marsh’s nickname to Bev
Eddie has changed Benjamin Hanscom’s nickname to Ben
Eddie: i’m so keen!
Eddie: you guys free saturday?
Myra changed Eddie’s nickname to Eddie-Bear
Myra changed their nickname to Myra-Angel
Bev: lol
Ben: haha so cute!
Ben: saturday works! we’ll meet at urs eddie?
Bev: oops pressed send too quick lolol
Bev: what i meant was
Bev: lolll <3
Myra-Angel: haha i love ur humor girly xx
Myra-Angel: but no we’ll meet at this cafe
Myra-Angel: eddie knows where it is he’ll send the address x
Myra-Angel: I wanted to pick one with good service, sometimes the ones eddie picks are full of people desperate for tips haha
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the lovers club
eddie, richie, bill, stanley, bev, ben, mike
3:23PM
beverage: [screenshot of above double date :) chat.jpeg]
beverage: bitch KNOWS i work in minimum wage
trashmouth™: MYRA-ANGEL???!!?
trashmouth™: DECEASED
micycle: oop
eds spagheds: she didnt mean it like that bev she just has a thing about poor service
beverage: i
beverage: fuck
beverage: that was meant for a dm
beverage: sorry eddie love <3
eds spagheds: whos dm?
beverage: bens
stan urmom: Ben is in that chat…?
beverage: thAnk you stAnley
dover: eddie whats the cafe address?
eds spagheds: not saying it in this chat
eds spagheds: but ill dm you
eds spagheds: wouldnt put it past rich to show up
trashmouth™: worried sonia and i will crash
trashmouth™: sorry
trashmouth™: *sonia-angel
trashmouth™: also bold of you to assume i wont stalk ur snap maps
eds spagheds: i fucking hate u
trashmouth™: thats what ur mom said last night
eds spagheds: what.
trashmouth™: exactly eddie-bear exactly
micycle: DEAD
big boi bill: i thought you and myra broke up after she screamed at u and left at 1am last week loll
big boi bill: HAPPY UR STILL GOING STRONG THO
big boi bill: you guys have fun on that double date
eds spagheds and two others reacted ❤️
big boi bill: cant wait to hear all about it :D
beverage: oh you will :)
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og gf→og bf
bev→bill
3:24PM
og gf: trUST me you fucking will
og bf: oh i know
og bf: not the haha i love ur humor girly
og gf: i was ready to throw HANDS
og bf: you meant to send that screenshot to rich huh
og gf: yeh :/
og gf: fucked that lolll
og bf: lmao at least ur new bf saved the day
og gf: your bf only made it worse
og bf: ?
og bf: oh you mean stan
og bf: bf like best friend
og gf: yep.
og gf: bf like best friend.
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Curly Girly→curly boyly
bev→stan
3:25
Curly Girly: stanley what do you see in bill
curly boyly: Honestly… Who the fuck knows at this point?
Curly Girly: himbo
curly boyly: Yeah 💗
Curly Girly: ew gay
curly boyly: Hypocrite. You can’t see it, but I’m flipping you off right now.
Curly Girly: xoxo
Curly Girly: gossip girl