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1. A Loser's First Love by cb_c

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Rape/Non-Con
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Dec 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Grandpa Harley | Beta Jake English
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
   • Grandpa Harley | Beta Jake English
   • Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde
   • Dave Strider
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Joey Claire
   • Jude Harley
   • Calliope (Homestuck)
   • Dirk Strider and Dave's Bro Are the Same Person
   • Jake English and Grandpa Harley Are the Same Person
   • Bro is 20 Grandpa is 45
   • Bro is Not a Good Person
   • "Bro Wants To Sex Grandpa Without His Explicit Consent" the fic
   • Teacher-Student Relationship
   • Developing Relationship
   • Slow Burn
   • Family Fluff
   • Guardians Trying Their Best
   • Dubious Consent
   • Slurs
   • Recovering Familial Relationships
   • Possibly Unrequited Love
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Denial of Feelings
   • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Underage Substance Use
   • Older Man/Younger Man
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • Implied Childhood Sexual Abuse
   • Inclusivity Win Grandpa is a Fat Nonbinary Twink
   • Likely the only fanfic on Ao3 that gives Jake Harlenglish fibromyalgia
   • Minor Grandpa Harley | Beta Jake English/Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde
   • No actual rape/non-con but Dirk is a little off his rocker
   • Attempted Rape/Non-Con

   Summary

   It's 2016. Something had to kick the self-hating gay man out of you, right? This was practically inevitable.

   Your name is Dirk Strider, and you cannot stop thinking about that old man.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   84,687

   Chapters:

   6/6

   Comments:

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