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Summary:

2012
applauding your internet safety, should have just left while you could

(A crossover chatfic, except it's only the Raphaels.)

Notes:

okay for the most part the names start out self-explanatory, but Tales is mutant mayhem, the name is derived from the name of the upcoming TV show

if the formatting looks fucked up thats becasue this was originally written in docs

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

→ Where’s 1987? In the server!

→ Welcome, Tales. We were expecting you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Rise just arrived. Seems OP - please nerf.

→ Big Bay showed up!

→ Brace yourselves. 2012 just joined the server.

→ Welcome 2007. Leave your weapons by the door.

 

2007

hello? 

 

2012

… yo. 

 

2007

middle of the damn night right now

thanks a lot

 

2012

aint my server man

i only showed up because i usually dont get notifications on here

 

2007

aight then who is in charge and how did i get here 

 

2012

applauding your internet safety, should have just left while you could 

 

2007

you didn’t either 

 

2012

was curious ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

is there anyone in charge? nobody’s got a crown next to their name 

it looks like i’ve got manage channel perms but i have no clue

 

2007

This is weird.

 

2012

yep

 

2007

sigh

what’s got you up at 2am (if we’re in the same timezone)

 

2012

uh

partying, ig

 

2007

convincing -__- 

my little bro found this show last night and manipulated us all into watching it 

 

2012

L

 

2007

can’t wait till someone else pops up and we’ll never have to talk again

can’t wait already 

 

2012

nahhh i get it man 

i’ve got one little bro, and my two olders ain’t much better 

 

2007

oh damn

second oldest of four, over here

before you ask it, we def didn’t get double scammed, my bro wouldn’t be caught dead saying ain’t

 

2012

pffffff

i’ve got a brother like that

his favourite grammar thing is about the “is y’all a real word” thing 

 

2007

THERE’S ARGUMENTS ABOUT THAT?

wowwwwww

sounds boring af 

 

2012

yeah there is

very boring indeed, i live in hell

 

2007

we got that in common 🥂

 

2012

🥂

can we take a step back and talk about names for a sec because wow, we’ve been dated

 

2007

yeaaaaaa

i don’t really got anything to change mine to though, ngl

 

2012

me neither, i’m not the names guy

gimme a few minutes, it’ll come to me 

 

2007

not the biggest social media guy, usually i’d just stick with my real name

 

2012

dang

i’m not big on social media either but i dump a lot of shit on tumblr and do comms when we need a few extra dollars 

 

2007

you an artist? 

 

2012

yep

 

2007

nice 

 

2012

you know what i’m heading to bed 

 

2007 

have fun?

 


 

2012

Sleeping is hard man 

 

2007

morning 

 

2012

that implies i slept -__-

 

2007

ah, oof 

 

2012

at least i got this thing to keep me entertained 

something new s乁( •_• )ㄏ 

 

2007

wtf

shrug kaomoji what have they done to you 

 

2012

who knows man

who knows 

 

2007

so

 

2012

so

hows the show your little brother found 

 

2007

weird as fuck, ngl 

i can appreciate a lot of kids shows but this thing is testing my limits 

 

2012

felt

i prefer comics, especially with more popular characters. i can listen to music while i read, and it also has a bit of a goreier and more realistic tone that i appreciate

 

Tales

have you ever watched infinity train

 

2007

yeahhhh i get that

hi there? 

 

Tales

you guys are really boring btw 

like

dear god

this was painful to backread 

 

2012

nice to fucking meet you??? 

 

Tales

yeah hi 

 

2007

you know anyone else on this server?

 

2012

so much for that conversation ig 

 

Tales

nope

also like. go back to your conversation, but all that sleep talk made my eyes drag 

fuck

droop

words 

 

2012

not particularly fond of eavesdroppers 

 

Tales

then move to dms then??? 

i aint your fuckin problem man 

im only here because this server is bugged out and im bored 

 

2007

seems to be a lot of that going around 

what if we all tried to get some rest and then we hop back on and hope the other three are here

you also in EST, tales? 

 

Tales

i uh

you dont

you know what sure maybe ill stick around for a bit  

 

2007

??? 

 

Tales

dw about it

 

2007

okay then

so uh

other guy? whatever, names don’t matter

was a comic guy myself, but i haven’t had a lot of time to sit down and enjoy them lately. family drama, work, and other interests have gotten in the way 

 

2012

oof

my families pretty well off with where we are atm, especially considering what everything was like growing up

but the drama bit i can definitely understand 

 

2007

don’t be so sure

stg, sometimes i feel like i’m living in the shitty 80s movies that my dad watches with all the drama that goes on 

 

2012

same boat

honestly i bet i could beat you in that 

 

2007

try me 

 

2012

we found out we have a long lost sister who was raised by my uncle who killed my mom before i ever knew her and we all thought that she died with my mother for the first fifteen years of our lives. and that same uncle killed all of my other relatives before that

 

2007

oh fuck man

i’m sorry

 

2012

its okay

that entire generation of my fam is dead at this point, so like. 

idk

less drama

 

Tales

damn 

okay that is real insensitive of me to say but like. still.

 

2012

which ik thats fucked up of me to say but honestly it is such a reprieve

my dads life is pretty much the definition of a teledrama and me and my brothers got wrapped up in it way too fast

 

Tales

okay first off are you sure youre okay

 

2012

yeah??

 

Tales

great because i gotta say

 

2007

spirits

that looks like the type of shit my little brother would send

 

2012

that is possibly the best reaction i could of got

thanks /gen

haven’t laughed that hard in a while 

 

2007

do you really just give that trauma dump to anyone who asks??? 

 

2012

ehn

its like

common fact for my fam at this point 

 

Tales

well thats depressing 

 

2012

some of its sad yeah but i’ve had a few years of recovery time

and my uncle being psycho has been something i’ve known long as i can remember. as is not really having anyone else in the fam

its just how it is for me 

 

Tales

are you like. sure-sure that you ain’t got anyone else out there

because in the last few months i acquired several new cousins

i wouldnt give up hope just yet 

 

2012

you don’t know my uncle

let’s just leave it at that for now

 

2007

still thats. fucked up 

 

2012

so am i ✨

 

Tales

eyyy, here here 

 

2007

heavy sigh

you know what?

here here. 

 

Tales

lkjdsflkslkls

Notes:

we'll get the other characters (and more chaos) in upcoming chapters, i just wanted to post this so that i don't forget about it
No, this will not be replacing COFTM. but i couldn't get all of what i wanted from the weekly coftm chapters. (what i wanted was raphs and chaos)
there's a chance of bat!raphael showing up later if i feel like it. i really want to throw 03 into the mix as well, but i know more about him from fan content than canon which makes me nervous about writing him.