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Stede moans into the bedding, feeling weepy and a little nauseous
"Everybody leaves me," he whines, his voice muffled and pathetic.
"You did your fair of leaving too, if I recall."
Stede groans as he flops onto his back and stares up morosely at the ceiling.
"God, no wonder everyone wants off the ship. I'm terrible," he wails.
"Jesus Bonnet-" Izzy lets out with a huff of exasperated laughter, but Stede shushes him with a wave of his hand.
"No it's true! I'm a useless Captain and a terrible lover and now everyone is leaving me and I'm going to end up - "
Izzy's weight shifts and Stede looks up in alarm.
"Where are you going?" He says in a panic as Izzy ignores him, stepping towards the desk and rummaging about in one of the drawers. He pulls out a cloudy bottle of amber liquid and shakes it pointedly at Stede.
"If I'm going to have to sit through yet another fucking pity party, I'm going to need more to drink."