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    Faced with a staffing shortage, I found myself responsible for not just one, but three SCPs who have formed a close-knit family. I made an effort to stay optimistic, but the challenges came with an immortal, a vampire, and a fae under my care. Philza, in his pursuit of being a dedicated "dad," continually presented me with near-impossible demands, including the expectation that I play the role of a "good mother."

    And I really didn't want to know what would happen if I failed.

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