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5 crows
Kaz, Jes, Matthias, Nina, Inej
Jes: who was gonna tell me I wasn’t rooming with them???? Hmmm???? Kazimir????
Kaz: that’s not my full name
Jes: not even a text???? I nearly tackled my new roommate!!!!-who-btw-cute but also feel like im in the presence of royalty
Kaz: you’re not wrong.
Nina: how did u even manage that????
Kaz: I did Wylan a favor.
Jes: ahh, so that’s his name. He’s kinda quiet, little rude too.
Inej: you say that as if you didn’t immediately hit on him after you helped him up.
Jes: u weren’t even there?!?!? Am I missing something?????????
Kaz: I have a list
Inej: not now, Kaz.
Nina: ooooo she pulled out punctuation good if he’s still got that nasty haircut
Kaz: not like anyone can see it.
Nina: so you admit it’s bad
Matthias: Nina, I’m moved in if you wish to come over for a movie.
Matthias: oh
Matthias: wrong chat.
Nina: Inej, text me when ur here and matty and I will help!
Lovebirds
Nina, Matthias
Nina: anything you want me to get from the store on my way over?
Matthias: Just you, my love.
Nina: fr got me giggling rn 🥰 be there soon.
Matthias: I love you
Nina: love you too
Best Friendz 4 Lyfe!
Kazzie, Jessie
Jessie: but srsly, it would’ve been nice to have at least a heads up. I was expecting an emo with a cane, not a short ginger
Kazzie: He’s a Van Eck
Jessie: does-h o w?????!. He can afford better housing than this
Kazzie: didn’t ask, don’t care
Jessie: you got smth on him Hmm?
Kazzie: that’s a given.
Jessie: well, at least he’s cute
Jessie: doesn’t mean I won’t crash your room
Jessie: i know where you live.
Kazzie: it’s a small dorm you’re not allowed.
Jessie: ur such a dick
Kazzie: it’s my job
Siblings
Jes, Nej
Nej: would you like to get dinner with me at the dining hall? Nina and Matthias said they’d come.
Jes: BLESS
Jes: This little princeling has been curled up on his bed staring at his iPad for 3 hours!
Jes: I think he was one of those iPad kids
Jes: u think he bites??
Nej: I’m not even-maybe invite him down? He probably doesn’t know anyone.
Jes: unless he’s a freshman i would assume he knows SOMEONE
Jes: bc like…
Nej: maybe he’s shy! Or a transfer! You never know…
Jes: do I have to? Can’t I just have my Inej time?
Nej: and Nina and Matthias
Jes: yeah them too
Nej: I think he’d appreciate it
Jes: he nearly jumped a foot in the air when I said something 😂
Jes: I’ll ask him now I guess
Jes: he said yes
Jes: also he told me where his single was so I can bug kazzie later
Jes: on our way!
5 crows
Kaz, Jes, Matthias, Nina, Inej
Nina: Jesper if u flirt with ur roommate any longer they’re gonna mistake him for a tomato in the kitchen
Jes: he’s cute when he blushes, isn’t he?
Matthias: I’ve never seen anyone so prone to your flirting. That’s a new shade of red
Inej: stop texting and eat your food.
Jes: okay mummy 🥺💕
Inej: shut up
Ninej
Neens, Nej
Neens: Wylan’s a little firecracker isn’t he
Nej: never saw anyone snap at Kaz like that.
Neens: he’s feisty, I’m sure Jes will get a kick out of that, seeing as he’s looking at him as if he hung the moon.
Neens: roommate bonding moment!
Best Friendz 4 Lyfe!
Kazzie, Jessie
Kazzie: get out of my room.
Jessie: how do you even know?!?!
Kazzie: I have a camera. Get out and put that down.
Jessie: but it’s literally my lighter??????
Kazzie: no it’s not. I bought it
Jessie: but you gave it to me?
Kazzie: and I took it back. You were borrowing it.
Jessie: I’m taking it anyway, fucker
Kazzie: I can break into your room
Jessie: sure u wanna do that with my feral chihuahua of a roommate?? I’m sure he bites
Kazzie: Jesper. Leave. It.
Jessie: ok but I’m taking my flask back
Kazzie: fine.
Matthias, Wylan
Matthias: It was very nice to meet you, Wylan
Wylan: you too!
Matthias: What is your schedule like this year? You said you were in chemistry?
Wylan: It’s busy! But a double major in that and music, yes.
Matthias: I have a science class with chemistry, it doesn’t make much sense to be honest.
Wylan: what about it confuses you?
Matthias: Everything.
Wylan: Well, I might be able to help!
Matthias: You would be able to help with homework?
Wylan: yes! I’ve already taken a few chemistry classes.
Matthias: oh, are you a sophomore?
Wylan: technically, but I graduated last year. I had credits.
Matthias: oh! Congratulations then! I’m a junior, but my advisor needs me to take Gen Eds.
Wylan: if you can give me your schedule and you have homework already, I can see a time we can both study?
Matthias: thank you very much, Wylan. I will bring you something in return, what kind of coffee do you like?
Wylan: oh, you don’t have to! I like to help!
Matthias: I insist. This is very kind of you to agree, even with a busy schedule.
Wylan: You’re very welcoming. Maybe just an iced coffee? Two extra shots?
Matthias: I can do that, yes.
Wylan: See you then!
Matthias: See you then.
Lovebirds
Matthias, Nina
Nina changed Nina’s name to Neenie
Nina changed Matthias’ name to Matty
Matty: Wylan is a very nice boy
Neenie: He is!!!
Matty: He said ge would help me study.
Neenie: oh I’m so glad you could find someone! I wish I could help you more my love but I’m more biology based.
Matty: I appreciate everything you do for me. ❤️
Neenie: Same to you sugar bun 😘
Siblings
Jes, Nej
Jes: Nej, I think Wylan is losing it.
Nej: and?
Jes: he’s being weird
Nej: define weird
Jes: he’s been staring at the wall with his earphones in for over an hour.
Nej: you’ve been watching him?👀
Jes: dnt gimme that look I was BORED
Jes: Kaz usually entertains me
Nej: txt ur da then
Jes: oh! He moved!
Jes: he just offered me an edible
Nej: ????????
Jes: he said it’s a dime. Shoved a whole one in his mouth, no hesitation.
Jes: IS LIL RICH BOY A DRUG DEALER?!?!
Jes: don’t let kaz get his claws on him
Jes: protect the short carrot
Nej: are YOU high?
Jes: I haven’t even eaten it yet
Nej: eat half. You know how bad your tolerance is.
2 hours later
Jes: I think he’s trying to kill me