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1. Did You Just Cut My Hair? by thoughts_whump_and_harmony

   Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   28 Nov 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Spencer Reid
   • Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
   • Jennifer "JJ" Jareau
   • Aaron Hotchner
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • No Idea
   • what
   • This is
   • This Is STUPID
   • LMAO
   • Hair
   • Haircuts
   • Non-Consensual Haircuts
   • Derek Morgan & Spencer Reid Friendship
   • Comfort
   • Comfort No Hurt
   • Parental Aaron Hotchner
   • Aaron Hotchner Needs a Hug
   • Parent Jennifer "JJ" Jareau
   • Aaron Hotchner is Spencer Reid's Parent

   Summary

   “EEEEK”

   Hotch heard the high-pitched shriek from the bullpen and quickly stormed out with his gun pointing in front of him.

   He was expecting a bloody psychopath, a man with a shotgun or maybe just a fire starting arsonist, but nothing could have prepared him for the sight that met the end of his gun.

   “Oh Derek you son of a bitch, I will murder you!” Spencer growled

   Series

   • Part 7 of Criminal Minds ~ Spencer Reid whump stories

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   458

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   1/1

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