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DMs: ??? & Isagi
5:49 am
???: Good morning, Isagi Yoichi!
???: How is your day going?
???: Please respond to me as soon as possible!
6:01 am
???: Hello?
Isagi blinks, once or twice, before going through the text again as it goes through his notification bar. His brain couldn’t care enough to think about it; it’s six in the morning. Nobody has time to read a message when he just woke up.
But does thirty minutes pass so quickly. He did small stretches. He opened his windows. He took a shower. He brushed his teeth. And while looking at the mirror, the text message he read finally comes back to his mind.
The toothbrush falls from his hand. The person who messaged him said his name. But Isagi doesn’t know who it is.
6:34 am
Isagi: eh
Isagi: sorry, who is this?
???: Oh
???: Sorry I forgot to introduce myself.
???: My name is Kunigami Rensuke
???: I am your senior and I have been assigned to guide and supervise you through school for this academic year.
Isagi: ohh
Isagi: nice to meet you
Isagi: im isagi yoichi
???: I know :)
Isagi: huh
Isagi: oh yeah i forgot you already know my name haha
Added to contacts: Kunigami
Isagi: sorry
Kunigami: Its okay
Kunigami: You did nothing wrong, Isagi
Kunigami: If you have any questions, please dont hesitate to ask me
Kunigami: Though, I dont know if I can give you the correct answer, I will still try my best
Isagi: thank you
Isagi: by the way school is starting tomorrow, right?
Isagi: like not today?
Kunigami: Yes
Kunigami: Tomorrow will be an introduction for you new students so you can settle into your class
Isagi: okay
Isagi: should i prepare anything?
Kunigami: Just bring yourself
Kunigami: And prepare your sanity
Isagi: my sanity?
Isagi: im sure ill be fine for high school haha
Kunigami: Sure
Kunigami: Okay
Isagi: huuh
Isagi: 😭😭😭😭
Kunigami: DONT WORRY Dont worry
Kunigami: Youll be fine, just like you said
Isagi rubs his eyes, and he starts thinking twice about this guy.
Isagi: wait
Isagi: youre my guide for high school, right?
Kunigami: Yes
Isagi: ive never heard of any rule of students guiding another student
Kunigami: Its just a requirement to graduation from this school
Kunigami: Since this school is quite experiential with their ways of education
Kunigami: Part of being responsible and adaptable or whatever
Kunigami: Youll do the same thing next year
Kunigami: I also have a write a report about it, that means I have to keep you out of trouble to make my report look clean
Kunigami: Dont make any trouble, okay?
Kunigami: And dont let anyone agitate you
Isagi: okay
Isagi: that sounds like a lot….
Kunigami: It is what it is
It is what it is? Well, Isagi wants to die.
A sigh. Isagi doesn’t have time to think about what he’ll be doing in the next two years in High School. Isagi only just planned to keep a low profile, yet hopefully not be ignored by everyone in the class.
He wants everyone to think neutral of him, so it’s easy to get around with everyone. For example, if he wants a little bit of drama, he can listen in from his friends without making himself be part of it.
Isagi doesn’t expect to pass all the classes he’ll be taking. He’s sure going to fail classes like maths and science. But hopefully he passes it, even if it’s just barely.
Well, that doesn’t matter. He just has to make it to the end of High School. Then he can join a local university and probably sit in a cubicle for the rest of his life.
Fun.
That was a lie, apparently.
Isagi came to school the next day, and was it a first impression.
Everyone was intimidating. His class was intimidating. The teachers were intimidating. Heck, even the walls were intimidating. There were two third years staring down at him, deadly, and Isagi wishes to die early.
By the time he went home, his phone that used to have only his family and three friends’ contacts are now taken over by strangers of a classroom.
Class Z
6:35 pm
You have been added by an unknown number. Please leave and report the group if you think any of these messages are suspicious.
???: Is that everyone?
???: it better be
???: im fuckin tired
???: you barely did anything richi
???: ITS RAICHI NOT RICHI
???: FUCK ALL OF YOU
???: what did i do
???: yeah what did he do
???: I DIDNT MEAN ALL OF YOU
Kunigami: Technically, you wrote “all of you”
???: SHUT THE FUCK UP STRAIGHT LACED MOTHERFUCKER
???: guys, remember: fighting is a no no
???: yOU should be the last person to say that
???: YOU LITERALLY KICKED ME AS SOON AS YOU SAW ME
???: ALMOST BROKE MY NOSE AS WELL
???: you were about to punch me for sleeping
???: it was self defense!!!!!!
???: no it wasnt
???: yes it was
???: no?
???: yes!
???: nuh uh
???: yuh uh
Isagi: wait, this is class Z, right?
Kunigami: Yes it is
Kunigami: Welcome, Isagi
???: no shit are you blind
???: its literally the name of this gc
Isagi: oh
Isagi: yeah
???: Isagi?
???: Yoichi?
Isagi: yeah?
Isagi: hello
???: It’s me Kira Ryosuke
Isagi: huh
Isagi: from middle school?
Added to contacts: Kira
???: yeah
???: sorry i didnt come today
Kira: Yes
Kira: what?
Kira: No, I am Kira
???: why r u lying my guy
???: im kira
???: Naruhaya, stop lying
???: awww
Isagi: what is going on 😭
Kunigami: We should introduce each other
???: we already did in class
???: well except for Kira but he accidentally did anyway
Kira: Oops
???: yeah
Kunigami: But we havent through text
???: THATS TOO MUCH EFFORT
???: Does it matter?
???: I’m Kuon Wataru
Added to contacts: Kuon
Kuon: Hopefully we can all be friends
???: WELL THAT *HOPE* ISNT GONNA GO ANYWHERE
Kunigami: Raichi Jingo
Added to contacts: Raichi
Raichi: WHAT
Raichi: WHAT DO YOU WANT
Kunigami: Nothing
Kunigami: Im Kunigami Rensuke by the way
???: lets just do it quick so we can get it over with
???: im iemon
???: okuhito
Added to contacts: Iemon
Iemon: :)
???: :D yipeee Iemon!!
???: Oooh were introducing ourselves again?
???: Im Bachira Meguru ! .・゜-: ✧ 🐝
Isagi: oh hi bachira
Added to contacts: Bachira
Bachira: Isagi!
Bachira: Hello!!!!
Kuon: Your introduction is very creative Bachira
Bachira: Thenkchuu!! <3
Raichi: NO ITS ANNOYING AS HELL
Kunigami: Dont say that to him
???: i agree with Raichi
???: its annoying as hell
Raichi: THANK YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE
Raichi: FINALLY SOMEONE WITH SOME GODDAMN SENSE
???: im Igarashi gurimu by the way
???: hello
Added to contacts: Igarashi
Raichi: oh youre that weird monk guy
Raichi: nevermind
Igarashi: what the hell :/
???: raichi typing in lower case???
Raichi: SHUT THE FUFCKKSJFH
Kuon: Anybody else?
???: me! imamura yudai
Added to contacts: Imamura
???: and im naruhaya asahi!!
???: sorry for before btw kira
Kira: It’s fine
Added to contacts: Naruhaya
Isagi: wait which one are you two again?
Raichi: oh my god
Raichi: THE FIRST IS IMAMURA YUDAI
Raichi: AND THE SECOND ONE IS NARUHAYA ASAAAHIIII
Raichi: OKAY?? REPEAT AFTER ME
Raichi: I-MA-MU-RA YU-DAI
Isagi: i meant how they look
Raichi: IMAMURA YUDAI IS THE ONE WITH BROWN HAIR
Raichi: NARUHAYA ASAHI IS THE ONE WITH THE BRIGHTER BROWN MESSY HAIR GOD DAMMIIT
Isagi: you guys are different people???
Kuon: .
Naruhaya: 💀
Kira: Isagi 😭😭😭
Bachira: Yep !!
Bachira: U might think theyre the same people, but theyre not!!
Bachira: Whoa!!!!
Imamura: dude
Imamura: this is extremely messed up
Isagi: IM SORRY
Igarashi: LETS KICK HIM
Raichi: YEAH LETS GET HIM OUTA HERE
Raichi: STUPID FUCK
Naruhaya: WOOOHOOO 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅
Isagi: NOOOO PLS WTF
Iemon: where did the eagles come from
Kunigami: Stop. We are not kicking out anyone, okay?
Bachira: party pooper >:T
Isagi: youre in this too?? 😭😭
Kuon: We got two more people who havent introduced themselves
Isagi: whos the one who has been typing for the past few mins?
Naruhaya: take a wild guess
Isagi: the one with grey hair and the bun?
Naruhaya: DING DING DING DING!!
Naruhaya: Gagamaru Jin
Isagi: oh cool
Added to contacts: Gagamaru
Raichi: SLOW ASS TYPER
Kuon: and last but not least
Naruhaya: 🥁🥁🥁
Naruhaya: uh
Kunigami: @???
Kuon: @???
Bachira: chigiriiinn
Bachira: @???
Bachira: @???
Bachira: @???
???: what
Kunigami: Introduce yourself
???: Chigiri Hyoma
Added to contacts: Chigiri
Raichi: AND HE DISAPPEARED SO QUICK JUST LIKE THAT WHAT A BRATTY PRINCESS
Kunigami: Hey
Kuon: Okay, well its nice meeting you all!
Kuon: Thank you for today!
Naruhaya: wait we gotta wait for gagamaru to finish typing
Raichi: WHAT
Naruhaya: i can sense he is almost done typing
Raichi: YOU AINT SENSING SHIT
Igarashi: please make him type faster amen
Bachira: Amen
Iemon: amen
Imamura: amen
Gagamaru: I am gahamari. Jin
Igarashi: OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN HEARD
Bachira: EVERYBODY CHEERED ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Naruhaya: WOOOOOO!!! GAGAMARU JIN 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Kuon: good job gagamaru
Gagamaru: 👍
Naruhaya: HE DISCOVERED AN EMOJI GUYS
Bachira: NO WAY ????
Gagamaru: 🦅
Naruhaya: 🦅🦅🦅
Bachira: 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Raichi: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Bachira: :P 🦅🦅
Iemon: why are we sending eagles
DMs: Kunigami & Isagi
6:59 pm
Kunigami: That was thrilling
Isagi: yeah
Kunigami: So how was your first day?
Isagi: it was okay
Isagi: everyone was scary as hell
Isagi: also youre ripped as hell too like wow
Kunigami: Thanks :)
Isagi: ah wait
Isagi: youre a grade higher than me?
Kunigami: Yes
Isagi: but youre also in the same class as me?
Kunigami: Our homerooms are mixed grade
Kunigami: Classes might be mixed, might be not
Isagi: huh
Kunigami: What did i say? This is a school with an experimental education system
Kunigami: You saw our principal. Hes crazy (dont tell him i said that) but he said this school was made to create students who can change the world
Kunigami: Sometimes i dont get it either, but im surving
Isagi: you mean surviving?
Kunigami: Hush
Isagi: but youre right
Isagi: shouldve prepared my sanity bcs it feels like im going crazy
Kunigami: I warned you
Isagi: i knoooow
Isagi lays on his bed, his hair hitting his eyes but he couldn’t care less. He ended up in a classroom filled with lunatics, and they’re definitely going to cause havoc in school.
But as long as Isagi stays quiet, he can keep a low profile.
Spoilers: Isagi does the opposite.