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1. Swagger Like Us by skyline

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, F/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Aug 2018

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh
   • Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger
   • Kyle Broflovski/Wendy Testaburger
   • Kyle Broflovski/OFC
   • Kenny McCormick/OFC
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Stan Marsh
   • Eric Cartman
   • Wendy Testaburger
   • Red (South Park)
   • Bebe Stevens
   • Ike Broflovski
   • Sheila Broflovski
   • Randy Marsh
   • Butters Stotch
   • Tweek Tweak
   • Craig Tucker
   • Clyde Donovan
   • Token Black
   • Heidi Turner
   • style is end game
   • warning for anything typical of a South Park episode
   • Kyle has no idea what to do after college
   • he parties too much
   • Existential Crisis
   • Misogyny
   • awful language
   • Homophobia
   • Sexism
   • like seriously all the South Park warnings

   Summary

   There, right under my collar bone, is a hickey the size of my fist. It’s like a mark, like a sign that reads ‘Stan Marsh’s Property’. Except Stan Marsh wants nothing to do with me, at least not the way the mark suggests.

   I didn’t want this. I don’t even know what it means.

   And…

   I hate him.

   For the first time in my life, I honestly hate my best friend.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   58,627

   Chapters:

   21/21

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   180

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