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1. Much Ado About Bullshit by bye_bye_firefly, j4ckrabb1t, presidentkarkat

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   31 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • John Egbert/Dave Strider
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
   • John Egbert/Karkat Vantas
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Dave Strider
   • John Egbert
   • Dirk Strider
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • Jane Crocker
   • Jake English
   • Kanaya Maryam
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Terezi Pyrope
   • Vriska Serket
   • toxic ass relationships
   • Unhealthy Ass Relationships
   • Everyone Sucks Here
   • Arguing
   • Fights
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Post-Sburb (Homestuck)
   • Earth C (Homestuck)
   • Not Canon Compliant - The Homestuck Epilogues
   • Angst
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Hurt No Comfort
   • Drinking to Cope
   • Yaoi
   • Yuri
   • no cheating but god DAMN are we rebounding
   • not a slow burn but infuriating
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags
   • Post-Break Up
   • Drug Use
   • Cocaine

   Summary

   After a messy breakup, Dave and Karkat struggle to avoid each other within the same friend group. It doesn't help that John is Dave's rebound. It doubly doesn't help that he's also Karkat's rebound.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   32,683

   Chapters:

   4/?

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