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1. [Podfic] Contracts with a Side of Pancakes by aSongstress1422 by TrillbySkinner for asongstress1422

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   01 May 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
   • Lavender Brown/Ron Weasley
   • Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Scorpius Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Lavender Brown
   • Ron Weasley
   • Astoria Greengrass
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Lucius Malfoy
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Rita Skeeter
   • Theodore Nott
   • Baby Scorpius Malfoy
   • Baby Fic
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Protective Draco Malfoy
   • Past Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • Past Astoria Greengrass/Draco Malfoy
   • themes of living with grief
   • themes of ptsd
   • fear of commitment
   • Hermione Granger is Bad at Feelings
   • Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings
   • Friendship
   • Mild Ron Weasley Bashing
   • and they were ROOMMATES
   • jealous ex
   • BAMF Hermione Granger
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger
   • Arson
   • Business Man Draco Malfoy
   • POV Hermione Granger
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Single Parent Draco Malfoy
   • Divorced Astoria Greengrass & Draco Malfoy
   • Good Parent Draco Malfoy
   • Banter
   • Auror Harry Potter
   • Quidditch Player Ginny Weasley
   • Podfic
   • Podfic Cover Art
   • Audio Format: MP3
   • Audio Format: Streaming
   • Audio Book
   • WIP
   • Podfic Length: 7-10 Hours

   Summary

   “Oh. MY. GOD!”
   “What?” Hermoine demanded.
   “It’s Malfoy, isn’t it? How could I have not seen it. Damion with a ‘D’, good hair, pending--” Lavender snatched up the paper, pointing aggressively at the headline, “finalized divorce; it’s all there!”
   ~*~*~
   When a little white lie leads to Draco Malfoy showing up stating they should go along with the rumors of them dating and presenting her with a contract, Hermione is shocked at how quickly things get out of hand. When she learns that there is a little boy caught in the middle of it, she can't refuse.

   Fake dating at its best with snarky banter, overly invested friends, an adorable baby, and all the tooth rotting emotions you can('t) handle!

   Series

   • Part 6 of Narrated by TrillbySkinner- Written by others

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,540

   Chapters:

   23/24

   Comments:

   93

   Kudos:

   51

   Bookmarks:

   43

   Hits:

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