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1. Straight in at 101 by Ranbootslol for Brossly07

   Fandoms: Dream SMP  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   12 Jan 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot
   • Wilbur Soot
   • Alexis | Quackity
   • Alternate Universe - Stripper/Exotic Dancer
   • Stripper Alexis | Quackity
   • I Wrote This While Listening to ABBA's Music
   • No Smut
   • I repeat no smut
   • Sexual Humor
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Miscommunication
   • Autistic Wilbur Soot
   • this sounds like garbage but please bear with me and read it
   • Lapdance
   • Strippers & Strip Clubs
   • Pole Dancing
   • Clueless Wilbur Soot
   • they both are
   • Author Projecting onto Wilbur Soot
   • Second-Hand Embarrassment
   • but in a funny way

   Summary

   This is Wilbur's first time at a strip club.

   The strobe lights and loud music are horrendous, it smells like a wet mop, and he is one more bad interaction from taking his plate of breakfast food in a to-go box and leaving.

   Until Q gets on stage.

   Or: Wilbur gets his shit rocked

   Series

   • Part 9 of tntduo because my soul is rotting at a very high speed

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,750

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   22

   Kudos:

   109

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