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1. sick like animals by stinkytoes_404

   Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Mar 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • John "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" Riley
   • Simon "Ghost" Riley
   • John "Soap" MacTavish
   • John Price (Call of Duty)
   • Kyle "Gaz" Garrick
   • John "Soap" MacTavish's Family
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Blood and Violence
   • Not Actually Unrequited Love
   • Self-Hatred
   • Emotional Hurt
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • Past Child Abuse
   • Angry Simon "Ghost" Riley
   • Simon "Ghost" Riley Loves John "Soap" MacTavish
   • Rumors
   • I'm Bad At Tagging
   • no beta we just die
   • Ghost is kind of a dick when he's hurt
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • John "Soap" MacTavish Loves Simon "Ghost" Riley
   • Nightmares
   • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
   • Brownies
   • Suicide Attempt
   • kind of? not really but just in case
   • whoever saw me write baklava instead of balaclava no you didnt i was just tired and hungry
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Insecurity
   • First Kiss
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Men Crying
   • arguing in the forest like men
   • Song: Animal (Neon Trees)
   • Panic Attacks
   • Ambiguous/Open Ending

   Summary

   Gaz let out one last chuckle before speaking up, “You guys are like an old married couple, no fucking wonder the whole base thinks you’re dating.”

   “Wha’?” Soap laughed, oblivious to the drop of Ghost’s heart down to his stomach. It couldn’t get any worse than Soap laughing at the mere suggestion that they behave romantically.

   “Me and Ghost? Ye’r aff yer heid. Dinnae be stupid, Gaz.”

   It could get worse, and it did.

   -

   or: Soap's response to dating rumours has Ghost spiralling down

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   English

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