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Yosuke: Ok dude I thought about it and would probably go with Yukiko and Rise
Yukiko: Oh where are we going?
Chie: Bro
Yu: Yosuke you texted the group chat
Kanji: What’s up?
Rise: My ears r ringing what about me??????
Yosuke: Shit is it too late to unsend
Rise: 2 late spill the beans!
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Chie: must be something bad hes not answerin
Yosuke: It’s not!!
Yosuke: Ok maybe a little but not as bad as you think
Yosuke: It was a conversation from earlier with Yu
Yosuke: we were talking about setting up a double date
Yu: Wait, I might have to rethink my answer. I thought the question was our dream threesome.
Yosuke: DIUDE!!!
Chie: SERIOUSLY!
Yosuke: We were in the clear! I had the perfect cover
Rise: lol u called itChie XD
Yukiko: ????
Yosuke: It’s all Teddie’s fault!
Chie: bULLSHIT!
Yosuke: I swear! He followed me to school again and spent the day saying he was going to ‘score’ with all the chicks!
Kanji: Oh yeah I thought I saw him walking around.
Yosuke: See I’m not making it up!
Chie: That doesnt explain why you were talking about 3somes!!
Yosuke: It totally does! He was going about talking all about ‘scoring’ with all the chicks he saw! I told him that he couldn’t even handle an all out harem and would be a miracle if he could manage a threesome. Then he started asking about what a threesome was.
Yu: Can confirm.
Yosuke: SEE! The conversation just kinda evolved from there
Chie: hmmmmm
Yukiko: Let’s ban them.
Kanji: Just so everyone else knows, explain a threesome.
Naoto: Excuse me!
Yu: Three people fucking at the same time. A foursome is a four people and so on.
Naoto: What on earth are you talking about!
Kanji: Good so now everyone knows about threesomes.
Naoto: Stop!
Teddie: Hehe don’t listen to Yosuke there’s enough Teddie goodness for everyone to go around
Yosuke: No wayyyy
Naoto: I just left the police department and read through this nonsense. I was right by your uncle when your message about explaining threesomes to Kanji popped up.
Rise: Naotos here <3
Kanji: I already knew I just wanted to make sure everyone else was on the same page.
Yu: Tell him I was kidding and that I’m a virgin
Naoto: Relax he didn’t see. But he did ask what was wrong when I almost had a heart attack when I scrambled to hide the messages while I read this ridiculous conversation.
Rise: Hey Naoto! You’re just in time! Yosuke was gonna explain why he finds me and Yukiko so irresistible!
Yosuke: Do I have to?
Yukiko: Honestly I feel like I have to know
Chie: Yukiko seriously
Yukiko: I just won’t be able to stop thinking why until I know.
Rise: sames spill the beans! spill the beans!
Yu: You shouldn’t hide from the truth Yosuke.
Yosuke: Dammit fine
Yosuke: I mean Rise’s a famous idol right? And Yukiko is like the prettiest girl I know so it seemed like a easy pick.
Rise: so its all bout hot girls 2 u Yosuke? I thought we had something more :,(
Chie: prettttty shallow
Yosuke: Hold on! It’s not just about looks it’s more than that I swear!
Yosuke: I actually gave this some thought. Rise seemed like a pretty obvious choice. I mean I basically had a crush on her since she debuted. Same with Yukiko. I got a crush as soon after I moved. But after getting to know both of you more I see that you’re more than a pretty face. Like Yukiko and her sense of humor and quirky nature. I find it exciting being with her and never knowing what she’ll say next. And Rise is so passionate about her goals that I want to do better myself and gives off a charm naturally that draws you in.
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Yosuke: Come on somebody say something!
Yukiko: That was a surprisingly sincere response.
Chie: WTF!
Yu: My partner has a way with words.
Chie: what does that make Naoto and me!!
Naoto: I’m trying to stay out of this conversation.
Yosuke: She asked and I answered!
Chie: no screw that! I have my answer my 3some choice is Yukiko and Rise
Yosuke: the hell! You can’t do that
Chie: yup im gonna be so good they won’t wanna do it with you
Yosuke: NO!
Teddie: an epic love triangle forms! 2 friends turn into bitter rivals in the heat of romance!
Kanji: it’s 4 of them right? Won’t it be a love square?
Yu: yeah but Rise and Yukiko are acting as one entity as the object of Yosuke’s and Chief’s affection. If anything it’s like a love tug of war.
Rise: alright! Hear that Yukiko were 2 for 2 on the wanted list! Keep going everyone I wanna hear who else everyone’s crushing on
Yukiko: not sure how I feel about this
Teddie: as I said before all the ladies of Inaba are helpless against Teddie’s charm
Chie: Nah
Yukiko: denied
Rise: respectfully declined
Naoto: sorry Teddie I have to turn you down
Teddie: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Kanji: brutal
Yosuke: it’s his own fault for getting too greedy
Yu: So Teddie’s disqualified. What’s everyone else thinking?
Yukiko: so what exactly are the rules here?
Kanji: Yeah is it like anyone we can think of or just Inaba?
Naoto: Are we seriously doing this?
Yosuke: Ya know I didn’t really think about it I guess yeah just keep it to Inaba otherwise we’ll be here all day if we go international
Yu: I might need to rethink then I was just gonna keep it to this group. Margret is a strong contender.
Rise: Whos Margret????? >:(
Yu: Wait is she even from here?
Yosuke: Ok point taken let’s keep it in the group not like it changes my answer anyway
Naoto: I don’t know if we should go there.
Rise: Yu and Yosuke! EZ
Naoto: Never mind.
Yu: It’s you and me partner.
Yosuke: I don’t know man a threesome with another dude seems a little ya know
Yukiko: but you and two women is perfectly fine?
Yosuke: so anyway Rise let’s hear that reasoning
Rise: like I said this was a quick decision. I mean Yu is a total dream boat no way I wasnt going with him <3
Rise: 4 Yosuke I know we dont like 2 it admit it but he's pretty reliable n ez on the eyes. u know what Ill admit it his text before got 2 me he’s Mr. 2nd place 4 me
Yosuke: you know what I’ll take it
Yukiko: I might want to go with Yu and Kanji.
Yu: Go on
Yukiko: Well it’s similar to Rise’s reasoning for Yu but I think Yosuke seems just too gentle. Kanji seems like he can take more punishment.
Kanji: Don’t worry Senpai, I won't let you down.
Yosuke: I wouldn’t be to quick to agree. What exactly do you mean by ‘punishment’
Yukiko: Just some fun stuff I saw online I’d like to try. Kanji took down a biker gang so he’d probably be ok.
Yosuke: Damn I’ll miss you guys
Chie: could I switch my answer?
Teddie: What’s this a change in our king fu maiden’s heart
Chie: Well if everyone is actually taking this seriously I wanna to
Chie: My real answer is Yosuke and Yukiko
Yu: I think that’s our first answer with a guy and a girl.
Rise: ohhh Chie I didn’t know u played for both teams
Chie: It’s not like that!
Chie: Well maybe a little bit
Chie: If were being honest I would totally be nervous during a 3some. So Yukiko there would be good moral support. Plus if Yosuke starts being annoying she can just gag him while we use him as a human sex toy.
Yosuke: Again I’ll take it
Yukiko: Don’t worry Chie I’ll be the best sex coach ever!
Chie: I mean I would want to you do more than just watch
Teddie: Unable to decide Chie makes daring love confession to both of her long time friends! The enchanting princess of the Amagi inn and the dashing prince of Junes! Will she be able to handle 2 lovers?
Chie: ok enough! Letsmove on!
Rise: K ur up Naoto!
Naoto: I don’t have an answer. I was hoping this conversation would change topics before it got to me.
Teddie: oh Nao-Chan no need to be shy
Rise: Commmmmme on Naoto!
Yosuke: Don’t let us down detective prince
Naoto: Ok fine!
Naoto: Give me a minute. I need to think.
Yukiko: I didn’t expect her to cave so soon.
Kanji: Well in the meantime I guess I’ll go. I’m thinking of Naoto and Rise.
Naoto: Me?
Yosuke: Not what I was expecting but go on
Kanji: Yeah well I never really thought about my type in women before so I figured so with a tough girl and girly girl and see which I prefer. Plus you know freshmen squad.
Rise: freshman squad XD I luv it
Rise: and speaking of which take it away Naoto!
Naoto: Ok so hypothetically if I had to have a three some I would want it to be with Kanji and Chie.
Rise: no freshman squad?? :(
Naoto: Stop that.
Chie: woah me seriously?!
Naoto: I do have my reasons. Can I trust you all to behave and let me type without interruptions?
Yu: take your time.
Naoto: Well you all might have guessed already but truth be told I’m not exactly experienced with this kind of stuff, much at all in fact.
Naoto: The topic of romance is completely foreign to me. The whole physical aspect of that is even more out of my realm of knowledge. I’ve never really pictured myself in a long term relationship to reach that point, be it with a man or a woman. I’m not even sure which I’d prefer. I do assume that it will happen at some point. However when that does happen I want it to be with someone who can stay at my pace. Kanji and Chie seem to be similar in my level of experience.
Naoto: Furthermore I’m not entirely confident in my ability to perform and would probably need to pause throughout and regroup. Kanji and Chie seem the two in this group I expect to be the most level headed during sex and less likely to get wrapped up in the ‘process’.
Naoto: In addition if I’m being honest I sometimes feel my eyes resting on their muscles. The idea of someone more dominant caring for my needs seems like something I’d prefer. Not to mention Chie’s dedication to training and motivation. I feel as though she would be patient with me and lead me through it. I have also noticed Kanji’s skill when sewing or knitting and how patient and gentle he is.
Rise: Hear that Kanji our prince is interested in what you can do with your hands ;)
Naoto: Forget it. This conversation is over.
Rise: oh Naoto I’m just teasing u know I love u!
Naoto: I can’t believe I actually wrote all that out. I’m sorry Chie and Kanji, I let my imagination get carried away. I apologize if I crossed any line.
Yukiko: Was a little lengthy.
Yosuke: Nah I was pretty much expecting a gigantic wall of text. If anything it’s shorter than I expected.
Teddie: Nao-chan’s exposes her hidden lewd desires. What shocking information will she reveal next!
Naoto: None. I’ve embarrassed myself quite enough. We’re done.
Rise: oh we r most certainly r not done!
Rise: There's 1 more I absolutely need 2 hear from!!!
Yu: Oh is it me? Um well how about everyone else?
Yosuke: No dude I think everyone already said their choice.
Yu: No I mean I would want to have an orgy with everyone.
Yu: An orgy is a wild get together with multiple sexual partners.
Chie: You cant be serious
Yosuke: of course he’s serious I could practically hear him when I read that
Yu: Here’s the thing. My uncle staying at the station tonight and Nanako at a sleepover. I have an empty house and I am willing to do whatever with whoever shows up.
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Rise: I can be there in an hour.
Chie: Well this escalated quickly.
Rise: oh come on if u cant have an orgy with the group u saved the world with then who can u do it with????
Yu: She has a solid point.
Rise: How about it Yosuke wanna make my dream come true?
Yosuke: Dammit fine I’ll pick up condoms and head over in a bit
Yosuke: There better be more people then just the 3 of us though or I’ll be pissed!!
Chie: would serve you right for starting all this!!I might show up just to watch you in the middle of those 2
Yosuke: why the hell would I be in the middle?!
Yukiko: I can come after my shift.
Rise: oh u will b coming all right ;]
Chie: seriously Yukiko you to?
Yukiko: Well why not it seems like it could be exciting! Not every day your friends offer to host something like this.
Teddie: well it seems like it’s my chance to finally score.
Yu: Finally. I’ve been wondering what you have going on underneath.
Yukiko: Are you joining us Kanji?
Kanji: You want me to come?
Yukiko: Of course I need to know to bring my equipment or not. Oh but no pressure! I could probably find some gear that Yosuke might be able to handle.
Yosuke: Equipment and gear?! You make it sound like we’re going to war
Kanji: Yeah I’ll be there! I won’t let you down senpai!
Yukiko: Wonderful! Chie do you want to walk there together or should I just meet you there?
Chie: me?!? When did I agree to that?
Yukiko: You just said that you wanted to watch right? A little disappointing you won’t join in but if you change your mind I’m sure I have something for you.
Chie: I was kiddin!
Chie: You are actually going through with this aren't you?
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Naoto: I’ll go if you go Chie.
Chie: You to Naoto?
Naoto: After giving this some serious thought I think I would rather regret going as opposed to regret not going. In a way it might be cathartic to share such an activity among those I trust the most. Furthermore if things become overwhelming I would like to have a partner that I can pullout from the action and watch from the side with. Possibly even engage in our own pleasure as we watch, be it individually or together.
Yosuke: Trying my best not to make a pullout joke.
Rise: XD
Chie: finee.
Chie: but don’t expect much!!! I’m on the same level that you degenerates are
Yu: Wonderful I’ll move the furniture around. I eagerly awaited you all. :D