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1. Life Is an Empty Pizza Box by AwesomeNova

   Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Umriss - Fandom  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   15 Sep 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Burgerpants/Asriel Dreemurr
   • Pizzapants/Asriel Dreemurr
   • Asriel Dreemurr & Kris (Deltarune)
   • Burgerpants (Undertale)
   • Pizzapants
   • Asriel Dreemurr
   • Berdly (Deltarune)
   • Susie (Deltarune)
   • Kris (Deltarune)
   • Noelle Holiday
   • Catty (Undertale)
   • Catti (Deltarune)
   • Umriss AU
   • Romance
   • Sort Of
   • this should have been a one shot
   • but fuck it we ball
   • tags will be added as I update this fic
   • no beta we die like Pizzapants's dreams
   • Gay
   • or maybe bisexual
   • who knows - Freeform
   • I've read Giovanni's Room and I'll make it everyone's problem
   • Alcohol
   • Smoking
   • Marijuana
   • mentions of marijuana
   • he/him Kris (For most of the fic)
   • Brief Mentions of Porn
   • Deranged ramblings
   • References to Elektiontrückung
   • Elektiontrückung is not canon
   • Psychosis
   • Psychotic break
   • Suggestive Themes
   • Implied/Referenced Sex
   • Brief implication of kink/fetish
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Vomiting
   • suicide joke

   Summary

   Pizzapants has tried, and tried, and tried again to get an acting career going, but it did not go anywhere. Now, after about twenty years, he's laid off from his plumbing job, and he receives a call from Asriel about him staying for the week. Why? Who knows. Attractive people are like that sometimes. He let him stay for the week, though, because Asriel is his friend, and he can't leave his bro hanging.

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