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    Fandoms: Clerks (Movies - Smith), Askewniverse  

    11 Feb 2024

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    “We can’t have the hoi polloi waltzin’ through our bathroom on the pretence of a medical emergency. Come on, ten minutes without a word. You don’t honestly think they bought those napkins to wipe their asses with?”

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