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Everything her friends had said, all the love stories she had read, pointed to her as the fault in all of this. Was it her plumbing, or her wiring? She used to wonder.
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- 1/1
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Randal has a bad feeling about this new girl that asked Dante out. He checks in on the middle of their date and sees Dante… sitting alone.
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tiny fic snippets originally posted on tumblr. very gay.
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In Between the After Death by TransUncle
Fandoms: View Askuniverse, Dogma (1999), Clerks (Movies - Smith), Clerks: The Animated Series (Cartoon 2000), Mallrats (1995), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
03 Dec 2025
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Post Dogma / Clerks III
Randle makes a desperate attempt to bring his friend back and doesn't get exactly what he expects. Jay and Silent Bob find themselves crucially in the middle of multiple schemes gone wrong. Elias and Blockchain do their best to figure out what's going on. The ethereal powers that be once again fluctuate and fight for power. -
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waiter! more clerks yaoi please!
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- English
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- 1,727
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 4
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- 87
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It’s a rainy night and Randal and Dante find themselves with no customers, no drama, no fights, just The Lost Boys. And Jay and Silent Bob who may or may not be there just to fuck with the previously mentioned boys’ heads.
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An upset swan (Dante) meets a guilty hunter (Randal).
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- English
- Words:
- 480
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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two trains on the same track, destined to collide by greatkateweathermachine
Fandoms: Clerks (Movies - Smith)
05 Oct 2025
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“Don’t pull this shit, and don’t you fucking deflect either.” Randal says, his voice low and angry. “You never answered my question. Do you really want me to stay in the closet? So you can just pretend that I didn’t say anything in the first place?”
Truthfully, there’s a part of Dante that does wish they could act like this whole morning never happened, and he could keep living in their admittedly miserable status quo. But that wouldn’t be fair to Randal. And for all that Randal’s put up with his shit over the years, doesn’t Dante owe it to him to put his own feelings aside this one time?
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Dante met Randal from a different pod. Randal is strange.
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Love Dares You to Care for the People on the Edge of the Night by The_Shifting_Wix
Fandoms: Dogma (1999), Clerks. (1994), Mallrats (1995), Chasing Amy (1995)
13 Sep 2025
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Newly reinstated as an angel, Loki is sent on a mission by The Almighty. He has no idea he's about to come face to face with someone from his past that he has been missing.
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Bess' living situation isn't ideal anymore. She wants a day of freedom before having to go back. Jay and Silent Bob can help her, can they? SEQUEL TO SILENCE IS GOLDEN
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- Part 2 of View Askewniverse
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WPaRG Intermission: Pet Points of View by chelonianmobile, MultiFanGirlWickedPony
Fandoms: Disney - All Media Types, Arthur (Cartoon), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Despicable Me (Movies), The Octonauts (Cartoon), My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, 101 Dalmatian Street (Cartoon), Kizazi Moto: Generation Fire (Short Films), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Hetalia (Anime & Manga), Redwall Series - Brian Jacques, Homestuck, Clerks: The Animated Series (Cartoon 2000), Clerks (Movies - Smith), Metalocalypse (Cartoon), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Mermicorno: Starfall (Cartoon)
25 Aug 2025
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What the pets think.
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- Part 23 of WPaRG
- Part 6 of WPaRG: SbtS
- Part 7 of WPaRG: Hana Mo Naki
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Clerks: Hogan, Heaven, and Hell by HappyGoth
Fandoms: Clerks (Movies - Smith), Clerks: The Animated Series (Cartoon 2000)
31 Jul 2025
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Randal and Dante discuss deep metaphysical concepts while working at a convenience store. Jay and Silent Bob arrive later.
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you’re essentially an employee, and i like having you depend on me by rockland
Fandoms: Clerks (Movies - Smith)
27 Jul 2025
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Time goes by fast when you spend every day with your best friend who just also happens to be who you’re in love with.
A quick look of Dante & Randal’s relationship over the beginning years.
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Clerks yaoi! Yay! I wanted to practice my fluff writing skills, and decided that Jay and Silent Bob were the perfect guinea pigs for the experiment. I'm probably gonna write Randal/Dante soon, because I also love them to an unreasonable extent.
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- English
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- 993
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 20
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Static Cling by sixxsterz
Fandoms: Clerks (Movies - Smith), Mallrats (1995), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001), Askewniverse RPF
10 Jul 2025
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1995. Jay falls hard for the girl behind the music store counter—too bad she’s got secrets, a mean side-eye, and better mixtapes than him. Between sketchy laundromats, wax appointments, and interrupted almost-kisses, they circle each other like two sock puppets with unresolved trauma.
This isn't a love story. It's Jersey. So yeah—it totally is.
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Some time during the day directly after Clerks takes place, Jay and Silent Bob have a few extra things to say to Dante Hicks.
(mostly jay just chewing out and roasting dante LMFAO)
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Fandom Character Death Match Tournament Bracket 17, Round 1, Match 1: Silent Bob vs. Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski by magic8ballzz
Fandoms: Clerks (Movies - Smith), The Big Lebowski (1998)
08 Jul 2025
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In a multi-fandom death match, The Dude from The Big Lebowski series faces off against Silent Bob. The two opponents engage in a tense and unpredictable battle, with The Dude's laid-back demeanor and resourcefulness pitted against Silent Bob's strategic thinking and combat skills. Witness the thrilling confrontation between these two characters as they fight for survival in a twisted tournament.
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- Part 484 of Fandom Character Death Match Tournament
- Language:
- English
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- 1,462
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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My OC Chris’s perspective on my OC Tommy getting with Jay at a shitty house party. Regrettably, minimal Silent Bob.
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Monthly Series by my_very_own_fanfiction
Fandoms: Ghostbusters - All Media Types, Blues Brothers (Movies), The Librarians (TV 2014), Night Court (TV 1984), Beverly Hills Cop (Movies), The Crow (Movies 1994-2005), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hellblazer, Constantine (TV), Clerks (Movies - Smith), view askew - Fandom, Child's Play | Chucky (Movies 1988-2017), Die Hard (Movies), Trading Places (1983), The Great Outdoors (1988), Sneakers (1992), Flatliners (1990), Stand By Me (1986), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies), A Quiet Place (Movies - Krasinski), Friends (TV), The Contractor (2022), Love Actually (2003), Psycho (Movies 1960-1990), Sherlock (TV), Batman (Movies 1989-1997), 21 Jump Street (TV), The Rookie (TV 2018), Supernatural (TV 2005), Big Sky (US TV), 24 (TV), Captain America - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), The Big Bang Theory (TV), X-Men (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Only Murders in the Building (TV), Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Argylle (2024), Beetlejuice (Movies), Spies Like Us (1985), The Flash (TV 2014), MASH (TV), Parks and Recreation (TV), The Shaggy Dog & Related Fandoms, Lucifer (TV), Neighbors (1981), Pretty in Pink - Fandom, The 355 (2022)
02 Jul 2025
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A collection for AFAB readers about how certain characters would react to reader being on their period.