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I ACCIDENTALLY SQUIRREL'D STILES.
In other news, I'm 21 today! yayz and all that. I have champagne. and access to the internet. it could explain a lot of things.
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weresquirrels are totally a thing.
that's happening.
in my mind.so...
Derek scowls at cute things. he cannot handle it. Stiles' tail is just too fluffy. Derek finds it offensive.
also, nuts everywhere.
actual nuts. not just the crazy.I'm stopping now.
I haven't even opened my birthday champagne.
this sad night of solitude is not going to end well.
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