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    Bilbo is courting Thorin and has to prepare a gift with his own two hands. There's only one problem... other than cooking, his hands aren't very useful for such things. He never learned to make anything. What's a hobbit to do?

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    28 Apr 2026

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    In which, Bilbo and Thorin have a beautiful baby girl! Follow along for older brother Fili and Kili shenanigans, Company mayhem, and overprotective Thorin and Bilbo haha

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Bilbo wakes up Smaug, and the dragon is so surprised that he hits his head on the ceiling. Hard.

    When Smaug wakes up again, he starts acting like a puppy, and Bilbo and Thorin become his masters. Crack.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    "They are reckless. They are undisciplined. And frankly, they are far too comfortable with the idea that their uncle will simply growl and then forget their transgressions by the time the evening roast is served."

    "They are young," Bilbo reminded him, though he knew that using that particular excuse was like throwing oil on a forge-fire.
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    Thorin stepped closer, his shadow engulfing the smaller man. "Since when have you cared so much about them?!"

    The words hung in the air, sharp and unretractable.

    Bilbo didn't flinch. He didn't recoil from the King’s wrath. Instead, his face set into a mask of fierce, maternal indignation. He stepped forward, poking a finger directly into the center of Thorin’s fur-lined tunic.

    "Since they started calling me 'Uncle' too!" Bilbo yelled back, his voice echoing with a finality that silenced the room.

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